MASTER's Folder
Disclaimer & Author's Note: I do not own Vocaloid or any and all official/fan-made characters, except my own fan-mades. This is just a collection of one-shots that don't fit anywhere else, or have no space within the ever-complex workings that is my mind. As you can tell already, this folder contains miscellaneous Vocaloid stories that I test-run or just create on a whim that may or may not have a back-story plotline, or are challenges made by others which I answer.
Warning: Perverted content involved, and overall weirdness with a mini crossover.
A Vocaloid Rendition to American Pie 2: The Big Broadcast
It's a bright and sunny afternoon. Five guys were at a house for a painting job they took to make some extra cash. They had been working on this house for two ladies after finding the job on a flier in the city. Now, a few days ago, Dell saw the owners of the house give each other a kiss a they were leaving and heading to the car to go shopping, so, in his mind, he processed that lesbians lived at the house. The girls left to head to the nearby gas station in order to buy some slushies and a newspaper from the local paper bin dispenser.
"Check it out, potential lesbians leaving the building," Dell radios to the guys. Dell after he finished painting, suddenly rushed to the ladder and climbs up, as the other guys.
"Alright now... I need confirmation." He then yanks back the tarp covering one of the open windows, and climbs in.
"Hey, Dell," Kaito called out, "damn it, Dell..."
"Ahh, go get him," Leon called to Kaito, shaking his head.
"You ass! Dell, get out of there!" He rushed into the window as well, looking around for the white-haired young man, before the door slams open. Kaito's eyes widen at the blue rubber object that Dell was grasping within his hand.
"Holy shit dude, I found a dildo!" Then he cackled as he ran, and Kaito gave chase, calling on radio for Gakupo to get his ass inside and help him get Dell out, who was now on a... dildo-high... yeah, I said it. Gakupo followed inside, and was hoping to get them out before the two women returned.
However, during the bit of scuffle inside, Leon and Sekai looked back, and both groaned as they turned around. "Guys, get the hell out of there, they returned," Leon hissed into the radio. The three boys heard this, as they peeked out the window through the curtains.
"Stall them," Gakupo yells, before they made a break back upstairs.
Yes, panic ensued. Leon tried to stall them for a bit of time, but... Gumi and Luka just smile and talked back sweetly, walking past him. Gumi brushed her cold beverage across Leon's cheek as they walked towards the door.
"Happy painting boys," Luka calls out, before the door shuts.
"Guys, you got to get out of there, they're inside," Sekai spoke into the walkie talkie, and the guys in another bedroom heard this, and began to panic.
Cutting past what could be hilarious, Dell and Gakupo hid in the closet, and Kaito hid under the bed. Now, Dell and Gakupo had a good view form the closet as long as it remained shut, and through the wooden blinds vented, they could clearly see the girls getting naked, which he makes the whispered reply to the guys outside. Sekai is the one up the ladder first being closer to it. Kaito however could only see undergarments and dresses falling to the floor, as the girls compared differently-styled bras and panties to one another. There was one point where they hoped it wouldn't cross over to any other frequency, but unbeknownst to them, it did. Some people at a fast food establishment heard it over the intercom, one of them a brown haired woman named Sakine Meiko.
And then...
"Hey, Johnny West is missing," Gumi said when she opened the top drawer. Kaito, who was still grasping the object of desire, thought it was the aforementioned Johnny West, and then slowly set it down as if it was a bomb waiting to go off. Luka told Gumi, who was about to peek under the bed, that it could be downstairs, and so they left. More panicking situations, before all three guys hid in the closet as they had little time to escape.
The girls come back with Johnny West, which was a cowboy collectible doll. From what brand, it is unknown. Anyway... Kaito had stuffed the blue toy into the drawer, which Gumi finds, and is startled. A fight ensued between her and Luka, as Luka was yelling at Gumi if she wanted to borrow her dildo she could have just asked... which leads to now...
"You boys... like that?" Luka questioned, wearing only skimpy tiger-printed panties and equally lacy tiger-printed bra, as the pink-haired young woman with her green-haired friend, clad in red matching pair, smile at the three. Dell, Kaito, and Gakupo just stared, speechless, as Gumi with her left foot nudges the door firmly shut, and Luka and she continue to smile at the three guys. Yes, the girls found out, and Dell confessed when the girls threatened to call the cops, and so, they decided to play a game on the three.
And Dell, armed with the walkie talkie, brings it up to his lips. "Leon, stand-by for confirmation."
Elsewhere in a busy highway, a blood hound barks, as the dog's master, a trucker who wore a red scarf and had blazing red hair, radioed back a reply, having heard this on the broadcast of his radio system. "That's a big ten-four, on the confirmation," Akaito said.
Back at the location of the on-site painting job of the customer's house, Leon and Sekai looked at one another, confused at what they heard, before they heard Luka on the other end walking up to Dell.
"Sounds like your buddies outside wanna play too."
And just as Luka was about to lock lips with Dell, who was going to kiss back... had the object from his hand snatched away by the pink-haired girl.
"You won't be needing this," she said.
Then she brings it up to her lips, and presses the talk button. "Who wants Gumi to touch me?"
Kaito shyly raises his hand, not trusting his voice at the time.
-BZZT- "I do, I do!"
The three guys blinked twice at the female voice. "Who the hell was that?" Dell questioned aloud.
Luka replied. "Who the fuck is this?"
At a nearby police station, was a girl who wore a police uniform, and had blonde hair, mostly done into a single side ponytail. This had attracted several other police members, including one with pink hair done in side pigtails oddly reminiscent of drills, and one with short aquamarine hair who was currently dealing with an arrested felon, but both he and the felon were distracted by what was heard over the radio.
"Uh..." she blinked twice, "This is Akita Neru..." she slowly reached for her radio's volume knob, "I'm turning off my radio now." She lets go of the talk button on the mic, but instead of turning off the volume, she raised it louder.
Her partner, Kasane Teto, just giggled as Neru sat back in the chair. Mikuo raised an eyebrow.
Back at the house, Luka and Gumi shrug it off, and then she repeats the question. Dell this time answers with a perverted grin. "Ass baby! Feel that ass!"
"Okay," Luka grinned, as Gumi bends down, and then the guys watched as she slowly brushed her hand along Luka's lower calf, then slowly moved it up, both making soft cooing sounds, and then just as the fun was about to start...
"Oh, I know," Luka suddenly exclaimed, "You," she points to Dell, "feel his ass first," she finished, pointing from Dell to Gakupo. The party seems to have died for the three, hearing this.
"What?"
"Oh yeah, that's a good one," Gumi told Luka.
From the window, on the ladder, Sekai continued to peer in, while Leon waited on the ground by the ladder, both holding the same radios.
"So I got uh, some painting to do uhm..."
"Wait, hold on Kaito, I can do this," Gakupo announced.
"WHAT!?" Dell shouted.
"Dell, I am comfortable with my sexuality and I would LOVE to see that show."
"Bravo," Luka giggled.
Then Gakupo yanked a part of his pants down, exposing his ass cheek, making Dell and Kaito groan a bit. From the window, Sekai stared in disbelief and partly grossed out.
"One finger... on the cheek," Dell said.
The girls looked at one another. "We want..." raising the rubber phallic object in hand, Gumi squeezed, "palm grasping..."
"Oh that's too much," Gakupo said, his purple hair swaying as he turned around, pants pulled up. Dell looked a bit sick.
"You don't touch, we don't touch," Gumi says, with a grin.
=0=0=
"Squeeze his ass, son!" Akaito shouts into the radio.
=0=0=
Sekai blinked, hearing the command, but inside, Gakupo pulled his pants down to expose his left ass cheek once again.
Audible smack!
Dell was now grasping Gakupo's ass. Kaito backed away and the girls watched with smiles on their faces. And Sekai saw enough as he climbed down the ladder while Dell constantly repeated "I'm touching his ass."
=0=0=
Two boys were playing army, and this is what the little boy heard on the radio.
"I'm touching his ass. I'm touching his ass. I'm touching his ass. I'm touching his ass. Oh my god."
Boy freaks out.
=0=0=
"You can go," Sekai told Leon, who only stared at him.
"That really wasn't too bad..." Gakupo said, fixing his pants up again.
"I wanna go home," Dell moaned.
"Oh, that's too bad." The girls flirt, and Dell quickly change his mind.
Luka was feeling Gumi up, as Gumi announced this little fact. So, Sekai tries to race up the ladder, only to get yanked down as Leon now climbs the ladder to get to the window.
=0=0=
"Your breasts are so luscious," Luka whispered.
"What a wonderful Christmas present you bought the boys," Juliana told her husband.
"My nipples are so hard."
Juliana gained an affronted look. Cue the giggles. Ronald drops the tongs and grabs both radios fast.
"I think I can fix these," he said and walks away toward the backyard shed.
=0=0=
The girls were teasing with kisses, making the guys stare, and... moan in disbelief at what they were seeing, until the girls turned to look at them with a glint in their eyes.
"Your turn..."
"Oh yeah," Kaito cheered, thinking they meant sharing kisses. Nope... Luka now commanded Kaito to kiss Dell. Cue the stunned silence.
"Kiss," Luka hissed with laced seduction.
"Dude... no..." Dell whispered.
"W-w-what?"
"Yeah... if you want more, we want more. Go get him, tiger," Luka giggles, pushing Kaito towards Dell.
"Yeah, do it for us," Gumi says also grinning, and both giggling. The three guys were unsure of what was now going to happen, but, they kissed, but it was not to the girls' satisfaction. They wanted full on the mouth kissing, not the kisses you share with a relative. And so... after some... persuasion... they kissed... full on the lips, but both did not savor the moment. The girls however did. And Leon seen enough and slid down the ladder. And Gakupo just backed away a bit. Cue to a minute, they break apart the kiss, coughing and hacking. Both did not like that they were also forced to use a bit of tongue.
"Dude, you are a fucking lousy kisser," Dell told Kaito.
"What? But I wasn't even trying! I really..." He turned to the girls.
"No judgment," they say, hands raised in the air a bit.
"Wait a second you were trying?" Kaito shouted at Dell.
"FUCK NO!"
The guys were disgusted, until Gakupo yelled for silence, and then told the ladies to continue from where they left off. And so... they did. Both lean close, held one another, and then their lips interlock with a soft kiss. They break and giggle, before looking back, and then closed their eyes a they continued to kiss, both slightly enjoying the fun. At the fast food restaurant, the workers in the back, the cashiers, Meiko, Ted, Ren, Lin, and several other customers continue to gaze upon the intercom as they heard the full girl on girl action. Even at the police station, Neru, Teto, Mikuo, several arrested convicts, and other cops, gather around the Police Radio to listen to the moans coming from the girls.
=0=0=
"Damn, much more fun I ever heard since the time I had fun with twin red-headed girls," Akaito told his dog, who only stared at his master.
=0=0=
"Come over honey, the food's ready," Juliana told her husband, who faked fixing the radio, but was really listening to the lesbian action.
"I'M NOT HUNGRY!" Ronald quickly shouted, then continues to listen with a happy expression on his face.
=0=0=
Oh yeah, they were definitely liking this. As after breaking the kiss, both were fooling around, before Gumi decides to yank down Luka's bra, exposing her breasts, as they continue to giggle and woo softly.
"Oh yeah, this was worth it," Dell moans, as Gumi planted a soft kiss on Luka's left breast, making the pink-haired girl giggle.
"We want more," Gakupo said suddenly.
Dell agreed. "Fuck yeah, we want more."
"Hm."
The two girls stop their fun as Luka readjusted her strapless bra back into place.
"We're going to get more physical after some..."
They think... and then got an idea.
"Hand jobs."
"Okay," Kaito giggles, electing some chuckles and laughs at the fun that will bring... until Gumi told Kaito to do it to Dell. Cue another stunned silence. The girls said they would love to watch that happen, as the wrap an arm around each other. So, Dell decides to take one "for the team" as he said in his words... and unzips.
=0=0=
The door to the front of the house slams open thirty some seconds later, with Gakupo rushing out. "Mother of god!"
"C'MON YOU PUSSIES WE HAD THEM!" Dell shouted.
"I am not touching that!" Gakupo shouts.
"Put that thing away, Dell!"
"Oh c'mon! I was the one doing all the sacrificing! Why can't we be team players!?"
And unbeknownst to them, the girls were laughing at how much fun they had pranking the perverts, before making an announcement on the radio they left behind, to anyone else out there listening, the fun shall resume. If one was at the cop station or at that one fast food joint, they would hear cheers of joy.
So I was bored... o_o