MASTER's Folder

Disclaimer & Author's Note: I do not own Vocaloid or any and all official/fan-made characters, except my own fan-mades. This is just a collection of one-shots that don't fit anywhere else, or have no space within the ever-complex workings that is my mind. As you can tell already, this folder contains miscellaneous Vocaloid stories that I test-run or just create on a whim that may or may not have a back-story plotline, or are challenges made by others which I answer.

What's Jin Ping Mei?

"Meiko-chan, what's Jin Ping Mei?" Len and Rin asked the brunette.

Meiko spit out the sake she was currently drinking all over a poor unsuspecting Gakupo, who unfortunately began to choke on his eggplant salad he was eating. The wooden stick Kaito held to dig into his ice cream snapped in his hand, Miku bit too hard into her leek that her tongue began to bleed a bit, and Luka snorted milk out her nose in shock.

"Where the hell did you learn those words?" Meiko questioned them in a demanding voice.

"The internet," replied the two five year olds.

Insert facepalm here.

The Mystery of Luke

"Rin! C'mon! It has been a month already... can you please stop playing that game now?" Len complained, though on the couch, his sister was playing on a DS handheld.

"But Luke's so sexy..." Rin whispered with a fangirlish giggle.

"Never knew you were a cradle robber," Len said with the narrowing of his eyes.

Rin glared. "Fine... so I may be older than Luke but I'd still love him all the same."

"But..." Len just sighed, giving up on trying to break his sister's habit of the Professor Layton game, "we need to start singing soon... you know MASTER is forgiving until his temper flares off."

Rin looked at her brother, then at her game, before sighing in an almost depressed manner. "Oh fine," she huffed, saving her game since she had completed yet another puzzle, before turning it off.

Elsewhere, Akita Neru seemed to have also discovered the craze of the game, and was fangirling over Luke as well. What happened was that she was tackled to the ground by a girl with long black hair who began to choke Neru, stating quite loudly that Luke was hers and hers alone.

RAPE!

It happened... quiet suddenly for Kaito. He was minding his own business, and then all of a sudden he was jumped from behind by Len, who quite loudly proclaimed the word "rape." Honestly, Len did not expect that to summon several armed police, armored cars and the military. He learned his lesson not to say something so brazen like that lest he makes someone an unfortunate victim of a crime never committed.

Carrot Cake and Vanilla Soft Serve

If there was ever a time Gumi and Kaito liked spending time together, it was when they are able to share two treats that actually went good together: delicious sweet carrot cake and vanilla ice cream. Though, since they didn't have any ice cream bought from the store, soft-served worked just as well. I mean, after all, it's just a yummy treat.

Kisa's starting to get me addicted to Professor Layton... I don't know wether to go D: or :D...