MASTER's Folder

Disclaimer & Author's Note: I do not own Vocaloid or any and all official/fan-made characters, except my own fan-mades. This is just a collection of one-shots that don't fit anywhere else, or have no space within the ever-complex workings that is my mind. As you can tell already, this folder contains miscellaneous Vocaloid stories that I test-run or just create on a whim that may or may not have a back-story plotline, or are challenges made by others which I answer.

Kagamine Len no Pantsu

"Len... how the fuck can you look sexy wearing my panties and nothing else!" Rin shouted her face red with a bright blush, and a bit of jealous anger.

"Because I am that awesome!" Len declares, striking up a pose that made Rin slowly losing a battle of wills at wanting to look at Len's crotch, "girls wanna fuck me, and boys do too!"

Just then the door opens. "Hey Len... can you-" His mouth stops working as he stares at Len The blonde boy who wore one of Rin's white skimpy-looking panties turned around, blinking twice. Kaito broke into a heavy nosebleed.

"Say Len... wanna do it?"

Len's response: take a page from Naru off Love Hina and send Kaito flying through the air after his body smashes easily through the roof... and he soon disappears into the distance.

"I thought you said all boys and girls want to tap you good?" questioned Rin... before she realized she's staring at Len's butt.

"Anybody but Kaito and Gakupo... they're perverts."

Rin blinked, before she blurted out these words. "Dance for me, Len."

"... You just want to see my ass move, do you?"

She nods. Len sighed, before closing the door and starts to dance to one of Miku's songs, making Rin giggle pervertedly.

Online Threesome o.o

"Len... what is this about you, me, and an online threesome with some stranger?" asked Rin.

"Eh? Online threesome? Where'd you hear that?" the male Kagamine questioned his female twin.

"Some guy named exemaverickhunter sent me a message mistaking me as you," said Rin, now sending a glare at her brother.

"Uh..."

A Night with MASTER

"THE FUCK IS THIS?"

David and Haku both woke up in fright, hearing the shout, and then both pale, seeing a pissed off Honne Dell at the doorway, with Akita Neru, Kasane Teto, Kasane Ted, Kazamine Retsu, Kazamine Sen, and Hatsune Mikuo crowding behind.

"Uhh... it's not what it looks like?" he said with a nervous chuckle.

Dell pumps the shotgun he had in his hands, making the man's eyes widen in fear as it took aim at his head.

November 21 is Yowane Haku's birthday... just a reminder.