MASTER's Folder
Disclaimer & Author's Note: I do not own Vocaloid or any and all official/fan-made characters, except my own fan-mades. This is just a collection of one-shots that don't fit anywhere else, or have no space within the ever-complex workings that is my mind. As you can tell already, this folder contains miscellaneous Vocaloid stories that I test-run or just create on a whim that may or may not have a back-story plotline, or are challenges made by others which I answer.
Vocaloid Blotter 2
A mini-series of "reports" as seen on this website and inspired by the Headlines segment featured on The Jay Leno Show (and before Jay moved to 9 PM, The Tonight Show). Some are re-worded while others are completely made-up.
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TALKING OCTOPUS, speaks 6 languages, only ¥50.
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LOCAL CHILD WINS GUN FROM FUNDRAISER
(Insert image of four year old Kagamine Len with a Marlin Colt-Action Rifle lying at his feet.)
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POLICE BLOTTER: 4:17 PM. Police are called when residence heard a man with blue hair and wore a scarf yelling "help". When police arrived at the scene, it was discovered that the man was calling to a cat stuck in a tree that was named Help. Wife of blue-haired man was later grounded for disturbing the neighbors and not taking care of the cat like he promised.
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SHION KAITO ARRESTED FOR MOLESTATION CHARGES
(Insert image of Kaito battered, bruised, and in prison with nothing but the scarf on his neck.)
Man arrested when he was discovered in the Sapporo Elementary School molesting 4th Grader Kaai Yuki. Man was assaulted by cops, and had a police riot club left up the rear end before he was thrown in prison. Additional charges may apply later, officials report.
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EMILY GETS KEY TO CITY
(Insert image of Gakupo handing Gold Key to Emily from New York.)
Young woman is rewarded Key to the City for bravely rescuing seventeen orphans from a burning building run by the Vocaloid Adoption Agency, and also rescuing and saving the life of one Hatsune Miku, who is currently recovering, and is in good health, officials report. Also, Emily's boyfriend, Ronald, is proud of Emily.
"Once we get home, we're going to have fun," Ronald tells reporters. Unfortunately, one report took this the wrong way, and collaborated with another question too personal to mention. All we know is that said reporter is in the hospital after being assaulted by an embarrassed Emily.
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RODA ROLA: Mangled wreck. For Sale. Also for sale: Used washing machine. Operated only once. ¥1,000.
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WANTED: Nakajima Gumi for charges on Witness Intimidation.
Author's Note: Oh really? o3o
(Insert image of Gumi with glare.)
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CASKETS Buy My Casket and You Will Go to Eggplant Heaven and Meet Gakupo!
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POLICE BLOTTER: 3:33 PM. 800 block of E. Neji -- Gakupo at large.
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Man arrested in theft of gun
Man was arrested for stealing the gun from a police officer when he wasn't looking. Officials have no reason as to why this man had done it.
(Insert image of a wide-smiling Kaito with a thumbs-up.)
Author's Note: I don't think he took his arrest seriously... I mean, he's giving a thumbs-up.
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Driving without a license
Driving a motorized vehicle without the use of a license can lead to charges, and also arrest for disobeying traffic law.
(Insert image of crashed car into tree. Behind the wheel is Tako-Luka.)
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IDIOT ARRESTED FOR BEING AN IDIOT
It was reported that sixteen year old Ishtal Sekai had placed tape onto the camera store lens, and began to loot everything. Afterward he took the tape off and called the cops to report a robbery. Reviewing the footage revealed the young man used transparent tape, and was easily identified by police.
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Fire destroys go-go bar and leaves 3 men homeless
Shion Kaito and Kamui Gakupo hunkered just out in the rain yesterday morning while they watched their destroyed go-go bar smolder. The two owners recently allowed a man, Hiyama Kiyoteru, to take refuge at their bar. While busy with their "manly routines" on the internet, Kiyoteru had forgotten to turn off his portable heater upstairs in the bedroom. The cause of the fire was the heater which had overheated, and sparked a fire when it shorted out. The third man remains to be seen since this incident.
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Sake Chiropractic
Dr. Sakine Meiko. PhD, has been repairing and rehabilitating injuries for 16 years.
- Body Injury Expert
- Auto/Work Accidents
- Sports Injuries
- Children & Adults
- And Other Injuries and Bodily Ailments
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WANTED: Medium-sized dog house for Shion Kaito.
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~ Love Interest Search ~
Name: Luka Megurine
Likes: Tuna, cute men, her pet Tako-Luka
Dislikes: Perverts, tuna haters, people who try to eat Tako-Luka
Searching: Cute guys around the age of 25 to 40; preferably a man who can play the guitar, and goes by the name Kevin Eubanks.
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Wanted Gumi image: http : // art12 . photozou . jp / pub / 565 / 274565 / photo / 27317514 . jpg