MASTER's Folder

Disclaimer & Author's Note: I do not own Vocaloid or any and all official/fan-made characters, except my own fan-mades. This is just a collection of one-shots that don't fit anywhere else, or have no space within the ever-complex workings that is my mind. As you can tell already, this folder contains miscellaneous Vocaloid stories that I test-run or just create on a whim that may or may not have a back-story plotline, or are challenges made by others which I answer.

Kaito's Second Cracky Oneshot

"Okay... Kaito... you need help," said Miku.

"What do you mean?" questioned a bloodshot-eyed Kaito.

"You Kaito and this addiction. It was bad enough you said you gave up eating ice cream, but you switched it for crack!" yelled Rin, with her twin agreeing.

Kaito however sat there, as all the other Vocaloids, some UTAUloids, and the Voyakiloids, surrounded the man. Then, he made a run for it with his stash. "Shoot him!" yelled Dell.

"We're not going to kill him!" Luka shouted.

But nonetheless, after several hours chasing Kaito (in which along the way he slithered out of his clothes at one point), he was strapped up, and shipped off to a rehab clinic. It would be two years before the man re-entered their lives, but by then... Kaito was replaced by Hiyama, along with the new cute girl Yuki, and the android doll Miki.

Fun Time at the Onsen Resort

The door opens and closes shut as two siblings wander into their suite wearing dark pink flower-print (Rin) and black (Len) kimonos.

"That was a relaxing day," said Len, as the two made sure their geta were placed by the shoe box before moving across the room.

"I agree. I never thought we'd win those tickets. I just entered us in as a joke."

Len chuckled. "Well we're lucky. I so deserved this break. Glad we don't have too many fans of our music down here in Osaka."

Rin agreed, taking a seat on her futon mattress, before flopping back eyes closed. Len looked over at his twin sister, and smiled. Rin was glowing after her spa treatment. He moved over to Rin's futon, and lay down next to her. She giggled when his hand brushed along hers, before they snaked around her. She laughed a bit as Len pulled her close to his body.

"Len," she giggled. The sixteen year old brother just snickered.

"What's the matter, Rin-chan?" he whispered in her ear, making the girl shiver in delight, and her cheeks warm up. Turning around, she gazed into her twin's blue eyes, before crushing her lips against his. She grips his shoulders, pressing herself against him. The teen rolls onto his back, pulling the girl on top of him, as their lip-locking continues. Soft moans are heard, smacks as their lips part, only to reseal with a deeper intensity.

"Oh." Rin pushes off her twin, and gets up, heading toward the door and opens it, before putting a Do Not Disturb sign on the knob, and then closes it again, doing the locks.
Len smiles as Rin turns around and sashays back to him, undoing the robe...

=0=0=

The doorknob jiggles a bit, before it's twisted, and the door pops open. Two blonde-haired teenagers walked into a small apartment house. The clock on the wall near the TV read 9:34. Rin yawned, shucking her shoes off at the door before finding herself a spot on the couch, and turning the TV on with the remote snatched off the coffee table.

"That was a good week at the Hinata Onsen Resort, ne?"

Rin smiled. "Yeah, absolutely wonderful," she giggled.

Len slips over, and she looked up as Len descends upon her with a soft kiss.

"You know sis... we should have more fun next time if we go to a fun resort," he tells her.

Rin pulls him back down for another kiss. The kiss would turn into more than a kiss, and eventually, the small apartment is passionate-loud.

Frisking Your Twin Gets You Caught

"Len, we should stop this," Rin said, trying not to giggle loudly as her male counterpart was currently feeling her up.

Then again, Len's shirt was undone, and his tie was tossed away while she was wearing just white panties with yellow stars decorating it, straddling his lap.

Teenagers...

"Oh, who's going to know?" Len asked Rin, a rather devious smile crossing his kissable lips.

But, the door to their room swings open.

"Len, Rin, Master needs-"

The words die on Miku's lips, as Len and Rin had stopped their frisking foreplay and turned to look at Miku, shock evident.

"It's not what it looks like," they tell her.

The door slams shut, and Miku walks away, her face blank, eyes wide at what she saw.

Yay... temporary writer's block has diminished a bit. The second oneshot material, I was scouring through Gelbooru for some wallpaper material, when I came across this image of Len and Rin... let's just say that the two are making love and leave it at that. My story gets mentioned on Gelbooru by an anonymous reviewer, and someone else leaves a post to this NSFW image of Len and Rin screwing like rabbits saying I should write a oneshot story based on that. So I wrote it, and here you go... the uncut versions of the last two oneshots is posted on AFF. This is a safer version...