MASTER's Folder

Disclaimer & Author's Note: I do not own Vocaloid or any and all official/fan-made characters, except my own fan-mades. This is just a collection of one-shots that don't fit anywhere else, or have no space within the ever-complex workings that is my mind. As you can tell already, this folder contains miscellaneous Vocaloid stories that I test-run or just create on a whim that may or may not have a back-story plotline, or are challenges made by others which I answer.

Curious Experiment

"I don't know, Rin," Len whispered.

"I... I just want to do what we saw our parents do," Rin told her twin.

Len couldn't say no whenever Rin made that cute pouty face of hers. "Okay, okay," he sighed, as he takes off his shorts and boxers, and sits on the side of the bed, "but I shouldn't be the only one doing this."

Rin smiled. "Sure, sure... scardy cat."

She took off her own shorts, and then her panties. Now both Kagamines were butt naked from the waist down. They started to play "doctor" with one another. However their so-called "experiments" became more as they started to get older... and well, let's just say that Len and Rin eventually started a forbidden relationship together. And their family never knew what the two do to one another when everyone else was asleep all those nights. That is until Rin, at age sixteen, woke up one morning and eventually discovered she got pregnant by Len's seed.

Packing Serious Heat

"Oh my god!" Len and Rin cry out, as they immediately cover each other's eyes and ran from the house in fright.

"What the fuck? Kaito?" Miku whispered as her virgin eyes are unable to take in what she saw.

And oddly enough Meiko and Luka broke into nosebleeds.

"What? Think it's too much?" Kaito asked innocently, as he continued to flex his bouncing pecs.

"You look like you devoured a pound of steroids!" Miku shouted, as she peeked again, and then hid her eyes behind her hands again. Kaito wasn't only packing big overgrown muscles (with white stars covering his nipples)... he also seemed to have packed serious heat... in his tight about-to-burst-free pants.

Sparkly or Not Sparkly

"Vampires should be hot and emo, like Edward," Rin told David.

"Hey, what about me?" Len whined.

"Be quiet, you," Rin told her brother/lover, Len.

"Oh c'mon, Rin..." whispered Master David, "vampires DO NOT sparkle! They do not sparkle, whatsoever!"

"What do you have against Twilight?"

"I don't. I like the book series, but the movies... they sparkle... blood-driven vampires should not sparkle at all. It's just plain stupid."

"Bite your tongue, Master," said Rin.

"I'm sticking by what I say," David replied.

"They're better if they sparkle like you say they do," Rin retorts, using index fingers on the word sparkle.

"They're better off getting ass-raped by the Killing Curse."

"Harry Potter sucks!"

"No they don't! Even if I disagree with Rowling putting Hermione with teaspoon Weasley and Harry with the Lily-lookalike fangirl!"

Len sits there, sighing as Master and Rin once again began to argue with one another.

"I thought I was supposed to get a blowjob," Len muttered under his breath. Rin heard him and gave him a cuff behind the head.

"Later," she hissed, and returned to driving another point at David.

Len face palms. At this rate the three of them won't have their usual threesome, or get to help David double team Rin on the single couch he was lounging in.

Rin's Banana

"Oh my god, Rin... you have a banana dildo!" Miku giggled.

"Shut up, Miku!" Rin shouted, taking back the yellow item of interest from her giggling best friend.

"You must like Len a lot, then," she giggles, as Rin flips the switch, thus making the buzz-like sound stop.

Rin's cheeks flushed red, since she knew what her friend was thinking in this scenario.

"So I wish that Len would rip my clothes off and plow me in my bed. So what? You want Kaito to do the same if he wasn't addicted to his ice cream like a druggie."

Now it was Miku's turn to blush.

A Friendship Drabble

"Hello Master Len," Tonarine Sai greeted her master. Len smiled, closing the door behind him. Sai took his coat and puts it away in the closet as the young man walked towards the living room, and finds his usual spot on his favorite recliner.

"Len, you got mail today, and one of them came from your job searches in Tokyo, from a Honne Dell."

"Oh, a letter from Dell's company, ne?" He accepts the letter, and reads through the mail, smiling as he does so.

"Is it good news, Len?"

"Yeah. It's very good news. Dell's wanting me to go work for his company full time. I can finally stop looking!"

Sai cheered happily, hugging her master. "Oh, it's such wonderful news!"

"A week from today, Sai-chan. That means we can move away from here."

She smiled warmly. Len did as well, and pulled his Vocaloid closer to him.

"Sai... I'm so glad you're still here with me, putting up with me for all these years," Len whispered sadly.

"It's okay, Master Len... I truly do not mind working for you."

"You've been my closest friend since the accident twenty years ago," Len said with a soft depressed sigh.

Sai didn't say anything, except hold Len tighter. She was his gift to him, when his parents and twin sister died in the plane crash. Len was so alone until she came along. As a Vocaloid, it was her duty to serve her master in everything. She was almost like a second mother to Len, or a second close sibling. Len indeed treasured her, and took care of her whenever she had break downs, and Len never took advantage of her whatsoever as he grew up.

"Master Len, should I-"

"No... I just want you for now, Sai," he told her, keeping his strong arms around the young woman. The android just closed her eyes, and accepted his warmth. Len treasured the moments he shared with her, and she did as well. She especially treasured the memory of when they first met, when she knew that they would become friends forever.

Yay! Another update... plus I did Meepy's request using Len and Sai.