MASTER's Folder

Disclaimer & Author's Note: I do not own Vocaloid or any and all official/fan-made characters, except my own fan-mades. This is just a collection of one-shots that don't fit anywhere else, or have no space within the ever-complex workings that is my mind. As you can tell already, this folder contains miscellaneous Vocaloid stories that I test-run or just create on a whim that may or may not have a back-story plotline, or are challenges made by others which I answer.

It's a Normal Thing

David twisted the key in the top lock, and with the latch undone, he twists the doorknob from the back porch, and allows himself into his house.

"Len? Rin?"

No answer.

"Hm..."

He closes the door with his foot, and smiles as his cat Kirara meows at him, purring as she rubs her body against the corner of the refrigerator door. She was begging for fresh food and water. Setting down the ice cream cake he purchased from Dairy Queen (having bought two since one would go to his mother for Mothers Day that was coming up soon), he got rid of the old cat food can that was half eaten (David always leaves the old food outside on the back porch for any stray cats that are hungry), and refills the dry bowl with fresh clean filtered water. With a fresh can popped open and set down next to the water bowl, David took his shoes off and his tie, undoing his shirt to put on a tank top.

Yet another stressful day at work, today. As always, David turns his computer on, though he found it to be on, just it was put in Sleep Mode. The TV is also left on, and currently on channel 21, where it was currently showing a rerun episode of Becker on WGN America. He raised an eyebrow, seeing the sleeves of the Kagamines discarded on the couch and on the two person foot rest. He had a hunch of what he would discover. Heading up the stairs, he follows the trail of discarded clothing, ending up to Len's shirt by the shut door. The door did no justice in muffling the pants and moans that came from behind the yellow and orange door.

He shakes his head, and opens the door. He stares at the two were too exhausted and sweaty to notice Master David had come home from work, as the door quietly closes shut again. He walks back downstairs, writes a note, and takes the second ice cream cake with him as he leaves again.

He's just glad Len and Rin didn't use the pool table in the basement for their recent bout of love making.

Then again, he's used to it.

Fapping

The door opens, and Rin stops at who she sees on the computer chair. "Len...?"

"Leave me alone, I'm fapping."

Rin blinked, looked at Len once more, before closing the door shut behind her and heading back to the living room.

Weird...

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