MASTER's Folder

Disclaimer & Author's Note: I do not own Vocaloid or any and all official/fan-made characters, except my own fan-mades. This is just a collection of one-shots that don't fit anywhere else, or have no space within the ever-complex workings that is my mind. As you can tell already, this folder contains miscellaneous Vocaloid stories that I test-run or just create on a whim that may or may not have a back-story plotline, or are challenges made by others which I answer.

Does It Taste Like Yogurt?

"How does it taste? Does it taste like yogurt?"

"How the hell would I know?" Rin asked.

"Because you swallow my white shiny every time you get on your knees... I heard Teto tell Ted he tastes like yogurt."

Rin nearly choked on her Mountain Dew Code Red soda.

"Teto and Ted? The Kasane siblings?"

"Yeah... we're not the only ones who enjoy twincest," Len said with a chuckle.

Evil Apples

"I swear... that apple's mocking me," Kaito told Miku.

"For the last time, it's an inanimate object," the teal-haired girl told our ice cream lover.

Kaito moaned a bit, but gazed at the bowl of fruit on the kitchen counter, as the Kagamines were enjoying some peeled oranges and bananas.

The top apple in the bowl suddenly rippled on its surface, before a pair of slanted eyes, nose, and mouth formed.

"Hello Sexy Bomb."

Kaito screamed hysterically and ran from the kitchen.

"He needs to cut back on the ice cream," Len muttered, not paying attention to what had just happened.

"Yup," Rin chirped.

Miku continued to cook tonight's dinner.

Got Milk?

"Hey Rin, need any milk?"

"Oh, yeah sure," she responds, not looking back or away from the papers she was reading.

Len grinned perversely. When Rin looked up, wondering when Len was going to refill her glass... she got a different kind of... milk... and it wasn't in her glass.

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... Let's just say that Len's face ended up making an indent in the wall.

The Samurai and the Crossdresser

"Holy shit," Len muttered.

"What is it Len?" Rin asked, as she snagged the manga that dropped from Len's hand.

"Holy shit," Rin mimicked Len's earlier statement.

Who knew Gakupo ran a hardcore gay ero-magazine with Namine Ritsu?

A Random Blurt

"A hand in my mouth," Len says, spooking Rin.

"Len, you asshole," Rin muttered after calming herself down, "why did that sound so perverted?"

"I read a Sora and Roxas yaoi story... I blame Master for that."

And Rin just blinked twice.

Bondage

The door opened but the two occupants on the school roof were too busy to care. Len was naked from the waist down while Rin was fully nude. They have been going at it for quite awhile now, and Rin was bound to the fence so she couldn't even move at all. Bondage, is the word you are looking for. It's just... the person who came to the roof hoping to smoke was Dell, and the senior class student was witness to forbidden taboo between two sophomore siblings. He quickly backed into the stairwell and quietly shut the door. Both were sweaty and very hot from the half hour being up there on the school roof. Once both siblings were calm from their recent love making, Len took the blindfold off.

"Next time I should bind you to the fence and let any passerby watch as I bang my hot twin sister," he whispered into her ear, making her blush and warm at the same time in her heart.

"Oh Len... you still horny?"

He grinned.

Rin yelped as she was helped up, and the long ribbon was unwrapped, only to rewrap around the pole of the roof fence with her hands wrapping the steel pole, and she was arched over slightly, with her cute butt sticking up towards him.

"We got half an hour before school is let out... let's make the most of the time alone," he whispered.

Needless to say, they would get detention for skipping some classes.