MASTER's Folder

Disclaimer & Author's Note: I do not own Vocaloid or any and all official/fan-made characters, except my own fan-mades. This is just a collection of one-shots that don't fit anywhere else, or have no space within the ever-complex workings that is my mind. As you can tell already, this folder contains miscellaneous Vocaloid stories that I test-run or just create on a whim that may or may not have a back-story plotline, or are challenges made by others which I answer.

Shape Up! Parody

The music of an upbeat pop song soon comes to a close, and an overweight Kagamine Rin was lying on the ground, totally out of it... still out of shape, and exhausted surrounded by junk food.

"Okay, we're done here," called David's voice, shutting off the recording video and calling quits.

Rin got up, reached to her hair... and yanked down an invisible zipper. It became apparently that it was nothing more than a fat suit, and a perfectly healthy Rin (still clothed, mind you) steps out of the costume, kicking it away.

"Finally! Ugh, it's freaking hot inside that thing," she growled, catching a towel to wipe the sweat that formed on her forehead. Len sighed, as he chewed on a pealed banana, "What was his idea to use me for this song, even though I like being the center of attention at times..."

"You heard what David said, Rin. It's a good motivation song for those out there who ARE a bit on the overweight song, especially after holidays."

Rin picked up the fat suit, and showed it to Len. "Look at it... sheesh, I looked ugly in this, I swear."

Len nearly flinched. He only had a few words in the whole song video, and it was talking with Rin about how she had let herself go. Although, near the end of the song, there was the fantastic realistic drawing of Rin who had gotten slim enough, and also ended up looking sexy. He had gotten a tiny nosebleed because his twin gained bigger breasts than Haku or Luka.

Rin sits down on the same couch that was used in the start of the video, and Len sits down next to his twin, handing her a bottle of water which she unscrews the cap, and drinks from it. "Never going to do another video like that ever again," Rin mutters.

Len moved closer, and Rin opened her eyes feeling her twin against him. So, she leaned against him, and he shifted so he could hold onto her.

"Why couldn't we have used Kaito for this song?"

"Remember, Rin? David tried that. Kaito never seems to gain much weight, even after shoving three gallons of ice cream down his throat and nearly killing him twice."

"I better get something good out of this," Rin muttered.

Len smiled. "Why not a wonderful bath?"

Rin perked up hearing this, and looked at her brother. He smiled at her.

"Alright," she agreed, getting up and dragging Len with her.

Juvenile Parody

"And just where the hell are you two going?" David calls over to Len and Rin, as the two were now leaving the stage in the middle of clean-up.

"We want time alone," Len responded to their Master.

David scoffed. "More like snog the breath from her body," the young adult mutters, before another thought came to his mind.

"WAIT A MINUTE! DON'T YOU TWO HAVE SEX WITHOUT USING PROTECTION! GET BACK HERE!" He now chased after the two running Kagamines, while Miku sighed softly.

"Great, Davie-kun is going mother hen on those two..."

"Could have been worse," Meiko piqued, "they would have done it on stage in the middle of the rap."

Miku face palms, as Meiko took a drink from her bottle of sake.

Spice! Parody

"Why couldn't it be me?" Kaito mumbled, as the song reaches its climax, with Len now straddling over his sister, keeping her pinned to the bed as the last part of the song echoes with Len's recorded voice.

Rin tries to fight her brother off, but Len only kisses her. But it was but an act, and yet Rin doesn't really mind kissing Len. All exhibitions in her body are lost, as she lost herself in the lust that was building. And Len himself was now totally aroused, and wanted nothing to truly keep them separated.

"God damn it! Stop!" David yelled once the song ended for real this time, "this is the fifth time you two lost yourselves! The last time I need is you two conceiving a child!"

Gakupo sipped a small cup filled with sake, as Kaito watched Master pull the two apart.

"I still question why we were part of it," Miku spoke up, as Haku sat next to her, and across from them was Neru, Luka, Meiko, and Teto.

"Wouldn't this song make Len more or less a man whore in the eyes of our fans?" Teto spoke up.

"I am not a man whore!" Len shouted, blushing, even though the song and his character in said song depicted him as one (or so that is what I believe in).

"Yeah, Len-kun's all mine!" Rin shouts, wrapping her arms around Len and pulling him back into the bed, where David once again pulls them apart. Since Rin was wearing nothing more than a sexy night gown and he was aware of Len's hard problem... David sighed; sometimes it's tough being a parent to the younger aged Vocaloids of the family.

A Doll

Rin giggled as she plops down in bed. She was holding a plushie of herself wearing a white dress and button black eyes with wings.

"That was a fun song to sing," Rin giggled again, cuddling the doll that David made just for her solo song, while he now worked with Miku.

Len smiled a bit, as he sat down on the foot of her bed.

"I'm going to treasure this," she whispers to Len, before setting it on the nightstand next to the bed. It sat next to another doll plush that resembled her twin brother, wearing the robes of an angel, complete with wings and a gold wired halo.

Sand Scraper Desert Express Line Parody

"Okay! Just how in the hell can we get lost in the middle of the damn desert?" Rin all but shouted. The song was done for, and they were on location to the desert regions of the Egyptian lands, and yet... Len and Rin had gotten themselves separated by the rest of the filming crew, their family, friends, and Master David.

"David must be worried for us by now... you know how much of an overprotective parent he can be with us," Len reminded Rin, who can only agree with Len.