MASTER's Folder

Disclaimer & Author's Note: I do not own Vocaloid or any and all official/fan-made characters, except my own fan-mades. This is just a collection of one-shots that don't fit anywhere else, or have no space within the ever-complex workings that is my mind. As you can tell already, this folder contains miscellaneous Vocaloid stories that I test-run or just create on a whim that may or may not have a back-story plotline, or are challenges made by others which I answer. Be warned: perverted material here... although as of June 5th, they've been edited to negate some questionable content.

Fractured

"Huh... just how the hell can a man get a fractured penis? Is that even possible?"

Apparently, it can happen, since Kaito's erection wasn't really an erection and was just massive swelling, not to mention wrapped up in a plaster-cast with white gauze and bandages.

"Shut up, Len."

"Well, at least I can still bang my girlfriends and Meiko is left hanging," he told his older brother with a laugh as he ran, dodging the thrown book. Kaito wouldn't know how long it took until he fully healed, but boy did it hurt at times when he took a piss. D:

Len's Desire for Long Tongue

"Oh man... that is a long tongue," Len said, as he and Rin was watching some American television show on the TV. The title of the show was The Smoking Gun presents World's Dumbest (on TruTV).

"Wow... the perverted ideas that can bring..."

"Porn!" Len shouts.

"Wish I can feel that," Rin giggles.

"Hey... what about me?" Len whined.

"Oh shut up, you're good enough."

Loli

Rin caught Len having sex with Yuki. Rin in her anger of not being pleasured by her twin knocked him out. In her defense, she then decides to have a threesome with Kaito and Gakupo. Yuki's in too much pleasure to react with the outside world in her haze.

Len's Blow-up Doll

"What the hell!"

Len looked up, in such a compromising position and with a SF-A2 miki Blow-up Doll under him.

"... It's not what you think," he says quickly.

Rin's face was an interesting shade of red.

Sleep Over?

Dell opens the door, wondering just who the fuck was there. He was greeted with a smiling Kaito with an armful of adult toys.

"Who the hell invited Kaito?" Dell shouted to the boys in the living room.

Len was too busy munching bananas to respond, and Mikuo and Ted just stare at Dell with bored expressions on their faces, bare chested... in their boxers...

"Can I join?" Kaito asks Dell, "I got these for the sleep over!"

The door slams shut in his face.

My Student × My Sensei

Len was hiding in the large school closet, on his knees as he peeked out, watching Luka and Miku making out on the front desk. He wasn't alone; his bisexual boyfriend Hatsune Mikuo was next to him, watching his twin sister playing around with Luka-sensei. They both silently agreed this was better than the porn they watch on the computer.

The sleepover thing came from this weird Death Note art a friend showed me and some of our friends at the VO. So I parodied it for Vocaloid-related reasons. XD