A/N: Old tiny thing I never posted. Was challenged on Tumblr to write a three-sentence Drakgo fic including the phrase "the floor is lava."
"But Shego!" Drakken cried as she frantically and rapidly piloted the hover-car away from their long-favored lair and home, "my Deep Seismic Agitator!"
He gazed forlornly at the formerly believed-to-be-dormant volcanic plug lair in the Caribbean, growing more distant on the horizon, finally and completely a loss after the accident that had not been Kim Possible's doing, but his own.
"In case you forgot Doc, thanks to you," Shego growled in barely-contained fury toward her lover as 'Can't we just go back for my teddy bear?' and complaints of other losses fell desperately from his lips, "the floor is lava!"