MASTER's Folder

Disclaimer & Author's Note: I do not own Vocaloid or any and all official/fan-made characters, except my own fan-mades. This is just a collection of one-shots that don't fit anywhere else, or have no space within the ever-complex workings that is my mind. As you can tell already, this folder contains miscellaneous Vocaloid stories that I test-run or just create on a whim that may or may not have a back-story plotline, or are challenges made by others which I answer.

Illegal Clothes

"Hey Rin, I dare you to wear this!"

"What?"

Len holds up a fuchsia shirt that has the words "Sperm Dumpster" emblazoned on the front in glittery black letters.

"You're out of your fucking mind!" Rin shouts.

"What?" Len asks with a chuckle threatening to escape.

"Like I want to wear a shirt that tells people I'm a sperm dumpster!"

"How's it different from every other night?" Len questions rather suave.

Rin blushed a bright red. "Pervert! I'll wear it if you wear this!"

Rin holds up a bright yellow thong with a small orange bow on the front that looks like it's illegal to wear in most countries in public.

"That barely covers my crotch!"

"So?" Cat-like grin.

The Shota Boys

"Are you sure we're allowed to do this?"

Master just smiled.

"I'm enjoying it, Len," Master told the blonde, who nodded, and returned to licking away with Mikuo.

Master continued to smile... he was holding out a large blue, white, and red Popsicle and giggling.

Is he really innocent?

"Kaito's penis is the size of a five dollar foot long from Subway?" Five year old Len innocently blurts out, causing Meiko to fail in keeping her laughs from being heard publicly, although... everyone else in the park heard it. Miku wondered if her little brother (and by proxy, Rin) was really as innocent as people claim he (and she) is.

Don't Tell

Rin was in the room of her brother, glancing at an old joystick PC controller on the desk. The way it was shaped, her mind played dirty tricks on her. She shakes her head. No! She could never do that!

The last thing she wanted was to be called a geeky pervert...

Then again...

"Damn it."

Well, as long as no one finds out, who can tell her what she was up to?

She grabs the PC Joystick controller, making sure ot unhook it from the machine, and then sits on the floor. She starts to unbutton her jeans...

More Kagamine goodness with a side of shounen-ai and yaoi... o_o