A/N: Fifty-six words of hilarity spawned from late night convos with split-n-splice. Hope you find it as funny as we did.
"Don't you think it's about time you plucked that caterpillar, Dr. D.?"
"I'll pluck this caterpillar when you pluck your mustache!"
"What—! I do not have a mustache!"
"Oh please, the bleached hairs stand out more than the black did. Especially under the fluorescent lights in the lab when you're hovering up in my personal space."