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Disclaimer & Author's Note: I do not own Vocaloid or any and all official/fan-made characters, except my own fan-mades. This is just a collection of one-shots that don't fit anywhere else, or have no space within the ever-complex workings that is my mind. As you can tell already, this folder contains miscellaneous Vocaloid stories (crossover-related or not) that I test-run or just create on a whim that may or may not have a back-story plotline, or are challenges made by others which I answer.

IMPORTANT NOTE: I just noticed my damned blunder on chapter 71! I never added Bondage to File 10F, so for those who are reading this, you can go back to File 10F (chapter 71) and view it. It's basically nothing more than Kagaminecest... but yeah. I also updated my Table of Contents to include rating tags next to each "file" as someone requested I should do. So there you go. Surprisingly, I have a healthy mix of K and T-rated material in this Vocaloid Collection Story than I believed to go with the M-flavored Hickory Smoke BBQ sauce that the rest of the oneshots are drenched with.

The Streaking Incident

"I can't believe I'm even going to do this," Rin said as she left to head out the back porch, the girls following right behind.

"You gotta do this," Gumi says, "make sure you take your shirt off, rush to the garage, and flash your brother."

The other girls chide her into action, all sharing cat-like grins and laughs. Gumi holds the door open for her best friend as Rin starts undressing from the waist up. First the shirt... and then her bra...

"I outta kill you, Gumi."

"Oh, I'm waiting right here," she says in a sarcastic way. Rin does the dare: screaming like a lunatic all the way to the garage. The girls all laugh and enjoy the action...

Until Rin runs right back, arms crossed over her chest... "Oh my god," she whispers, horrified, as she runs back into the porch. The other girls were confused, as Miku and Luka grab a blanket and wrap her with it.

"Rin? What's wrong?"

"Yeah, what's wrong?"

"Oh my god," she repeated, hands on her head.

"Rin," Len calls out as he and another person follows, "I'd like you to meet our new neighbor, Ishtal Sekai."

Miku, Luka, Gumi, and Teto are all stunned as the exotic-looking young man with tanned skin and wearing gold Arabic jewelry walks up beside Len, dressed in fishnet clothing, with a tan vest half-zipped, and his spiky sand blonde hair tied into a short ponytail. Rin was at the table, still wrapped in the spare blanket that the girls wrapped her in.

"Sekai, this is my twin sister, Rin."

Rin was trying hard to hide her blush.

Sekai on the other hand, sips his beer.

"Well..." he says, "you certainly know how to make a neighbor feel welcomed."

And the girls were still stifling themselves as Rin was still embarrassed.

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In the bed later that night, long after the girls had left, and Sekai left to return to his home, Len was still giggling as Rin left their bathroom, making sure the lights are turned off. She shoots an annoyed glance at her twin brother.

"It wasn't that funny."

"Yes it was," Len says with a giggle, "it was a classic."

Now he begins to laugh harder, as the memory hits his mind once again... and he doubles in the bed.

"You're supposed to say something to make me feel better, you know?" Rin says, as she leans over her side of the bed, staring at her still-giggling brother.

"O-okay, Rin, okay," he says, "I don't think Sekai got hit by anything..."

His laughs wheeze, before Rin grabs her pillow and smacks her brother in the face.

"Okay, okay... I'll stop... I'll never mention it again."

The pillow's tossed back, and she fluffs it up before climbing into the bed.

"Just shut up and go to sleep," she said.

Len's laughs did subside, and Rin claps her hands twice. Their lamp shuts off. Rin sighs to herself as she curls up under the covers, as did Len.

"..."

"..."

Len began to chuckle again, prompting Rin to swat her brother.

Multiplying Bunnies and Insanity

"Why must bunnies multiply when we turn our back to them?"

A pink shaggy dog glances at the various bouncy bunnies taking over the flower fields.

"I blame god for making Len and Rin bunnies," Miku said, a teal platypus with twin tails of teal hair, and for some reason wears a fedora hat.

"When is it going to snow again?" asked a penguin wearing a blue scarf and had one peg leg.

"For the last time, when winter comes blowing through, you idiot!" Luka shouted at the blue penguin, which somehow was eating a never-ending bowl of ice cream.

"Uh... did the rabbit population just increased?" Miku asked, perplexed.

When they looked, and simultaneously blinked, it appeared more babies suddenly emerged. Off in the distance although no one sees them, there was a cute hamster wearing a white fluffy bow on the top of her head, riding a green furry dinosaur-like creature that appeared to be the reject costume from Barney the Dinosaur. Gacha was tired of playing with Yuki, but the evil hamster kept kicking his ear, forcing him to continue giving her rides through dangerous situations. Poor Gumi, being a floppy-eared rabbit, being forced to try and contain the children... the group winced when Gumi yelled for help as she got over-trumped by a stampede of bunny children. They were higher up on a rocky cliff so they were safe from the bunny horde that was Len and Rin's children. Suddenly squeaky sounds were heard. Miku saw two yellow and white-spotted bunnies by her tail humping one another, and they were offspring of another set of offspring.

"Where's Meiko when we need her?" Miku questioned.

"Hm... say, where IS Meiko? We haven't seen her all day."

Kaito shrugs to Luka's question, devouring more ice cream.

Elsewhere in the Pride Lands, Meiko, a striped tiger, was devouring the remains of a purple-furred lion. The reason was this: no one tries to mate with Meiko unless she approves of you. Poor Gakupo...

I wanted to add a third one, but I decided to update now so people can stop asking me to continue writing... but don't you just hate it when you get writer's block? Writer's block sucks, doesn't it? D: The first oneshot is really a parody from an old 1990s sitcom called Roseanne that even today I watch sometimes on the TV Land channel, and the second one came from a Prompt Paragraph thread at the Vocaloid General Discussion, although this one is a more edited version of the original.

Anyway... whatcha think of the funny? :D