MASTER's Folder

Disclaimer & Author's Note: I do not own Vocaloid or any and all official/fan-made characters, except my own fan-mades. This is just a collection of one-shots that don't fit anywhere else, or have no space within the ever-complex workings that is my mind. As you can tell already, this folder contains miscellaneous Vocaloid stories (crossover-related or not) that I test-run or just create on a whim that may or may not have a back-story plotline, or are challenges made by others which I answer.

Twin*cest

Inside the room, soft moans were the audible sounds, aside the ruffling of the bed sheets, and ruffles of their clothes being messed with. Lying on her back, Rin was happily holding onto her twin brother, Len, both sharing a longing, and romantic kiss.

"Mmm... Len," Rin whispers, as Len's lips left hers to favor a spot on her neck.

"Yes, Rin?" he whispers sweetly, his fingers dug under her bra straps.

"This is sneaky, you know," she says to her brother, reaching behind to undo the straps.

She sits up, slipping the bra off. Len crawls to Rin and they continue making out. A minute of foreplay in, there was a banging on the door.

"Len! Rin!"

The two teens break apart, as their mother once again knocked at the door.

"Dinner's going to be ready soon, so you can do your homework later."

"Okay mom," Rin answers. They heard her walk away.

Len groaned a bit.

"Still horny," he muttered.

"Calm yourself, then..." She went to get dressed again, "we can do it later, Len."

Len smirked, pulling his sister into his arms. "Yeah... as silent as we can... though I'd love to hear you moan."

They kiss, and then kiss again, as they try to put their clothes on while heading to their bathroom to was up for dinner. But she's pushed against the wall as Len starts to feel her body up.

"Len! Rin! You better not be screwing around in the washroom," their mother shouts up, "hurry up; the food's getting cold!"

The twins just smirk. Wake up call...

"Later," they say in unison before getting dressed up, and heading out their room.

Boobs

Rin's eyes widen as she had opened the door, and she caught Len in the act muttering Luka's name while his eyes were closed. He was fapping!

"Len!"

Len blinks, in a wonderful haze of the afterglow of release. "Wha?"

"Len, you pervert!"

One punch sends him into sweet unconsciousness.

Early Sex Education...?

"Len?"

"Yeah?"

Rin gained a grin on her face. "Let's do it."

And Len would snap up from his book, and then over to where he knew Gacha and Yuki were, currently playing video games. It looked like they didn't hear them.

"Oh, don't worry," Rin assured, having seen Len's eyes dart to the youngest of the Vocaloid family, "if they watch, we can tell Miku it was early sex education."

Len didn't have much to protest, as Rin tackled him.

I Lost My Sake!

"So, what's happening again?"

They dodged a couch that crashes through a window.

"Haku's sake stash went completely dry and the brand she enjoys won't make shipment until tomorrow," Neru replied to Teto's inquiry, "so she's transformed into a raving psychotic lunatic."

"Where's Dell? He's normally able to calm her down for a moment."

"He's clutching his balls half a mile from the hole he made via low-earth orbit."

Sweat

"Sweaty balls, Kaito?" Len asked with a look of disgust at just how open-minded the blunette was.

"I don't like my boys to be confined," he said.

Thankfully that scarf he never parts with just so happens to conveniently censor him. Later, he's arrested for indecent exposure and public nudity when a silver-haired boy with a USB tail got traumatized by his apparent nudity and disregard to the minds of young children. The boy with the USB tail would later be comforted by his boyfriend, Len.

Yes... another update... Some of these oneshots were made two years ago, but always pushed back until I decide to wrap some titles around and make a good update. The Sex Ed one was nothing short of complete random after someone on the VO demanded comedic relief after seeing something that apparently looked like brain bleach was needed. The very last oneshot was a two-year old oneshot altered to include Piko... originally it only used Len and a nude Kaito. o.o