MASTER's Folder
Disclaimer & Author's Note: I do not own Vocaloid or any and all official/fan-made characters. The official Vocaloids known are created by the companies of Yamaha, Zero-G Ltd., Crypton Future Media, PowerFX, INTERNET Co.,Ltd., AH-Software, Ecapsule, and Sony Music Entertainment. I also do not own any fan-made Vocaloids or UTAUs, or any Vocaloids that have been accepted by Crypton Future Media. I however only own my two Vocaloid fan-mades, Ishtal Sekai/Rin, and myself if I ever insert myself as the "MASTER".
This is just a collection of one-shots that don't fit anywhere else, or have no space within the ever-complex workings that is my mind. As you can tell already, this folder contains miscellaneous Vocaloid stories (crossover-related or not) that I test-run or just create on a whim that may or may not have a back-story plotline, or are challenges made by others which I answer.
Space Aliens
"Well I'm home, but don't go getting all excited now," Rin said as she walks into the kitchen from the back door, "I got stuck with night shift again at the Diner. First, Mom called in sick, then Mikuo calls over and says that he's sick..." Rin grabs some TV dinners and she pops them into the microwave, "Then Gumi started talking about her snuffle bear and that made me sick."
She puts the timer on and hits START.
"So I told her to go home... I took an hour off of work so I can come home and make dinner for my family... so now I have no idea what to do with the next fifty six minutes of my life."
She sighed, as the microwave continues to heat up the three TV dinner boxes.
"Len? Say Len, are you even going to listen to me?"
She looks to the back of a man bending into the fridge, but... to her shock, it was not her husband Len who cautiously peers away from raiding for food... for one thing, this man had purple hair. Familiar purple hair!
"Gakupo!" she yelled, "what the hell are you doing here?"
"Len! Len! Get in here and help me! Len!" He yells as Rin moves at him, but Len saves Gakupo at the nick of time.
"Whoa! Whoa! Rin, hold it now! Hold it! Calm down, honey!"
"How could you even let into my house, after the way he dumped Luka?" Rin rounded off on Len.
"Oh, I couldn't help it," Len said, "he was whimpering and scratching at the back door."
"Now Rin, this was the last house I went to. I went everywhere else I knew. All the lights were on, their cars were in their driveway but nobody was home; it was really weird," Gakupo explains himself being at the Kagamine home.
Len sighed as he walks by his wife.
"I was outside..."
Rin glares at Gakupo. "How could you tell Luka that you were abducted by SPACE ALIENS? There's not even a twelve step program for that!"
"Call her off, Len!" Gakupo shouts, moving away from Len's angry wife, "Call her off!"
He cowered next to him by the sinks. Len sighed again.
"You have to understand my situation, Gakupo," he explains to the purple-haired man, "she's my wife; I got to let her hurt you."
"Alright," he says, "I understand. What I did was a weasel of a thing, but that marriage thing was harder than I thought. I couldn't breathe one morning when I woke up. There was this crushing weight on my chest; it was Luka. She was trying to kill me."
Rin was unimpressed, and Len just stands there listening.
"I had to get out of there, okay? But... now I am back, and I'm going to patch things up with Luka."
"Well," Rin speaks up, "Luka's happy right now with her life, and I don't want you to go over there and start screwing it up for her."
"... She's not with another guy, is she?" Gakupo questioned.
"Well... not really, no..."
"Well then that's great. I'm back in the saddle. Listen, I'm going to go over there right now. Len, do me a favor; smell me."
Len gives him a look that says fuck no.
"You just can't go over there, Gakupo. A lot of things have changed completely since you were last in town," Rin said, as she put the place mats on the dinner table.
"Like what?"
Rin scoffed. "Like, Luka's a lesbian and we have a new Lenscrafters."
Len's mouth was in open-gape at the news, as was Gakupo, stunned silent.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa... come again?" Len says.
"Yes, Len, glasses in less than an hour," she says sarcastically.
"Luka's gay?" he asks his wife, "Our Luka? Gakupo's Luka?"
"Yes Len and now Meiko's Luka."
"Luka's dating Meiko? Yowza!" He exclaims in the end.
"Hey!" Len and Rin look at Gakupo, as he had a calculating thoughtful look on his face, "I bet that Meiko is a lesbian, too!"
Rin just stands there, staring at the stupidity that Gakupo seems to elude, while Len face palms.
... Funny or no? If you can guess the TV Sitcom I got this scene from, I applaud you.