MASTER's Folder
Disclaimer: I do not own Vocaloid or any and all official/fan-made characters. The official Vocaloids known are created by the companies of Yamaha, Zero-G Ltd., Crypton Future Media, PowerFX, INTERNET Co.,Ltd, AH-Software, Ecapsule, Bplats, Inc., Ki/oon Records, Sony Music Distribution Inc., Vocalomakets, SBS Artech, Surfer's Paradise, Studio Deen, VocaTone, Voctro Labs, 1st PLACE, MoeJapan, and Vocanext. I also do not own any fan-made Vocaloids, UTAUs, or any Vocaloids that have been accepted by Crypton Future Media. I however only own my two Vocaloid fan-mades, Ishtal Sekai/Rin, and myself if I ever insert myself as the "MASTER".
Author's Note: This is just a collection of one-shots that don't fit anywhere else, or have no space within the ever-complex workings that is my mind. As you can tell already, this folder contains miscellaneous Vocaloid stories (crossover-related or not) that I test-run or just create on a whim that may or may not have a back-story plotline, or are challenges made by others which I answer.
WARNING: Contains crack and random oddities.
The Sims 2 Is Not Meant for This
Len stared, as a video depicted him having crazy Sims-fashioned-off-screen-and-under-the-bed-sheets adult stuff with Kaito.
Kaito loved it, being a pervert with the nosebleed.
Len was stunned this existed for Sims 2.
Miku was in her room schlicking away watching the video on her laptop.
And Rin was furious someone used her blond boy-toy in such a yaoi fashion; if anyone was going to have happy yaoi fun time with Len, it was either Mikuo, or Piko!
Are You The Father?
Who got Rin pregnant?
Was it Len, the shota of the group? Or the ice-cream freak Kaito? How about Gakupo? Yuuma? Mikuo? Ted? Dell? Shimatta? Franz? This list of various male names?
Which one of these guys got Rin pregnant? Who is the father?
Find out next week on the Jerry Springer Show...
Sekai turns the TV off.
"Damn... need to set the DVR to record this while I'm at work."
But he shrugs and turns back to his computer and returns to writing up random bullshit. Shocking twist was later discovered; he forgot he slept with Rin and was the father of the baby... he was later found dead in a ditch. Len was arrested for the murder.
Super Green Ninja Gacha-kun!
The Sailor Senshi was bored. Outside their Sailor Senshi disguises, it has been close to two months since they ever get a chance to deal with a demon attack. When they are finally able to show up to "deal" with the evil forces, some green-haired boy who looked he still belonged in elementary school had already taken care of the problem. And what's worse? No collateral damage in the thousands, and the people of Tokyo were enjoying this so-called ninja hero who took care of demon attacks without causing environmental and collateral damages, or was able to cause little environment damage easily payable to cover.
But, today, was when things would change forever. A demon appeared and was causing chaos in the city near its famous memorial park. They were finally hoping that they can shine proud and eliminate the demon in the name of the moon, love and justice for all. When they got there five minutes later, Green Shinobi's back was to the monstrous demon that looked like a fish creature crossed with an Oni and wearing samurai-styled armor. And his katana makes a clicking chime when Green snaps his sword in its sheath.
The audience watched as seconds after, a bisecting line flashed vertically on the armored demon, and with a cry of death it collapses before the blaze of ash the demon transformed into expanded into a vicious smoke. Many people were coughing as Green Shinobi used a wind jutsu to blow most of the smoke away. In the nearby park, more demons, looking like giant bloated toad monsters emerged from the fading smoke.
"Well, he wasn't kidding... he DID have back-up," Green Shinobi said, smiling behind his face mask as his solid glass-like visor hid his calculating eyes.
The toads roared at him, hoping to make a threatening show. That didn't stop him as he deters them away with multiple small fireballs he blew from his mouth. That did work for a moment, before they began to charge at him with leaps. So, whipping up the required hand seals, he jumps high into the air as his hands glow with electricity.
"Lightning Bomb!"
He throws the jutsu out, and all the toads roared in shock as the lightning blast blew them all high into the air. As Green Shinobi fell, he unsealed a giant shuriken and with a twist of his body throws it. It curves through the wind, slicing the wind as they blast through five toads. He lands, catching it and jamming the weapon into the ground with a laugh, a single seal up as poofs of smoke brought forth shadow clones, and all of them were preparing the same hand seals for a fire jutsu. Thirteen in total they glow as one, as the original in the center of the clone army smirks. The clones lower their face masks with their free hand.
"Imperial Flame Dragon!"
Thirteen long streams of flames, resembling Chinese Dragons, fly through the air, rising into the air and creating a dazzling display for a moment before charging down on the still-stunned toad demons. All of them were destroyed and as the smoke cleared, barely any damage was done aside a few pot holes from where the attacks crashed. Nothing too harmful Green Shinobi couldn't pay off with his credit card.
The Sailor Senshi couldn't believe it, as everyone cheered the demon attack was once again dealt with. Many of them were glad it wasn't the Sailor Senshi that handled it otherwise a building or two could be destroyed in the aftermath. They had been upstaged again! Oh that tears it!
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Ryūto blinks when his best friend pushed some papers into his face.
"What's this?"
"Didn't you see?" Yuki said.
"No... I was too busy playing some of my computer games."
Yuki sighed.
"The Sailor Senshi was arrested for attacking the Green Shinobi!"
In his mind, Ryūto was laughing about it; he was there a week ago in his disguise when they got tired of him being an "upstart" hero. Physically, he displayed a look of surprise towards Yuki's news.
"Really? Why?"
"I think they were jealous they're no longer the heroes. I heard their arrest contributed for the thousands of yen in damages to the city each time they deal with those demonic attacks."
"Well, a bunch of high school-aged cheerleaders with super powers causing environmental damage just to take out a single demon... well I wouldn't doubt people got tired of having to spend money to rebuild after each demon attack."
Yuki rereads the papers.
"Wow... it's still a shocker, and the few groups whom are Pro-Sailor Senshi are trying to plead to the government to release them. The rest of Tokyo want them in prison or deported out of the country of Japan."
That One Incident in the School Bathroom
Len smiled seductively as he gazes at his sister who was talking with three of her friends. He brushed his hair back, pushing his locks of hair from his blue eyes, as they gaze and drink in his sister's beautiful frame. That black skirt, just short enough but not too short and wearing long white socks up to the thighs. He wondered if she wasn't wearing a bra again today under that white polo shirt of hers; he'd find it easier to fondle her nipples that way. He himself wore dark slacks, and a white polo as well, but unlike the navy sneakers Rin wore, his was white and black.
The school that Len and Rin go to had a dress code. It was simple... black slacks for the guys, skirts for the ladies, and each wore school-official polo shirts with the school's crest insignia stitched onto the right breast. They had to wear shoes approved by the school, no flip-flops or sandals. The polo colors were mainly white, navy, or pink (mostly for the girls, but there were few guys who were men enough to openly wear pink).
"Rin... you make me so hard right now..."
He pushed himself off the locker and walked over to his sister.
"Hello ladies, Rin."
Miku and Gumi smile politely at Len.
"Hi Len," they greeted with a wave and a girlish giggle.
"Hey big brother," Rin said.
Len and Rin were technically twins, but Len was born first, so in a technical sense he WAS the older one.
"Hey Rin... can we talk privately?"
"Sure... but we got class soon."
He grins, and drags her off, while her friends watch.
Around ten minutes since the twins vanished Len's friend, Mikuo, had left the cafeteria after finishing his lunch.
"Sheesh, Len's not here..."
"Hey big brother," came the voice of his sister Miku.
"Oh, hello Miku-chan. Have you seen Len?"
"Yeah. He went off with Rin-chan."
"Oh, I see," Mikuo says softly, with a nod of understanding.
If only they knew that Len and Rin were fornicating in a closed school restroom near the abandoned auditorium building...
Then again, it was a wonder they didn't get caught by school security that day, especially since they were five minutes late to their next class when they both fulfilled their lusting desires for one another.
This Is Why You Lock Your Doors, Len...
Rin was downstairs, doing her homework on multiple equations, while her mother was making dinner. Dad was still at work, and she knew Len was in his room possibly talking to friends and playing PC Games like that Unreal Gold PC game. What she DIDN'T KNOW was what Len really was doing.
Upstairs...
Len was sitting in his room on his chair in front of his computer. He had all the things to make a computer work: a large monitor, two good webcams (one was an extra), a mic, large gaming headphones with mic, as well as a good computer chair that was comfortable for him to sit in for long hours. He also had several PC Gaming Consoles but they were currently set aside. He was on Windows Live Messenger, had the Winamp playing random J-Pop songs, and was typing.
KagamineSpice012 says (6:34 PM):
Okay... I can trust you?
Egyptian Boy Toy says (6:34 PM):
Hm?Yeah...o.o
He positioned his webcam and turned it on, before stripping down but left his yellow t-shirt on.
KagamineSpice012 says (6:35 PM):
*shifty eyes*
Okay...look and enjoy, Sekai.
Egyptian Boy Toy says (6:35 PM):
o.o
Len was already ready to have their first webcam call. Sekai was a good friend. He was Bi and he didn't mind that Sekai liked him this way. So, he hit the Video Call button, and soon, his friend Sekai sees active video feed. Len smiled, though to Sekai's view his face is unseen. Both were naked, for some odd reason.
KagamineSpice012 says (6:36 PM):
I see you... you finally got a cam!
Egyptian Boy Toy says (6:36 PM):
Yeah... surprise. Can you see ME, Len-kun?
KagamineSpice012 says (6:36 PM):
Yeah... you like, too?
Egyptian Boy Toy says (6:36 PM):
Yup. You got a nice one.
KagamineSpice012 says (6:37 PM):
You too... man... I like it.
Let's just say the two talked for a bit by keyboard with the webcams on, and then both started to fap for each other until Rin walked into Len's room and the fun stopped. What made her voice silent was Len's rather... ahem, position, and that she saw Sekai on the monitor equally nude. She puts two and two together.
"Oh my god... you just..."
She then shuts up, turns around and closes the door. Len just sat there, stunned.
And that's why you lock your doors...
You'll get walked on by someone you know...
D:
Pretty Pretty Princess Yuki-chan!
Rainbow Dash giggles, allowing Princess Yuki to experience flying through the blue skies.
"What are we doing here again?"
"I don't know. Twilight Sparkle's books opened up some magic portal and now here we are."
Pinkie Pie stares at the other ponies.
"So, how do we get back home?"
Something Random Happens
Kaito looks down at the bucket of ice cream of his brand on the road. With a peep-peep, he bends down. A car horn honks, and Kaito was struck by a car and sent flying through the air. He vanishes into the distance Team Rocket-style.
"What the hell was that?"
"Just ignore it," the green-haired passenger retorts, readjusting his scarf.
"Are you sure?" the red-haired driver questions, his green scarf beside him.
"Yeah, he's fine; keep going," the passenger urges.
I warned you... o3o