MASTER's Folder

Disclaimer: I do not own Vocaloid or any and all official/fan-made characters. The official Vocaloids known are created by the companies of Yamaha, Zero-G Ltd., Crypton Future Media, PowerFX, INTERNET Co.,Ltd, AH-Software, Ecapsule, Bplats, Inc., Ki/oon Records, Sony Music Distribution Inc., Vocalomakets, SBS Artech, Surfer's Paradise, Studio Deen, VocaTone, Voctro Labs, 1st PLACE, MoeJapan, and Vocanext. I also do not own any fan-made Vocaloids, UTAUs, or any Vocaloids that have been accepted by Crypton Future Media. I however only own my two Vocaloid fan-mades, Ishtal Sekai/Rin, and myself if I ever insert myself as the "MASTER".

Author's Note: This is just a collection of one-shots that don't fit anywhere else, or have no space within the ever-complex workings that is my mind. As you can tell already, this folder contains miscellaneous Vocaloid stories (crossover-related or not) that I test-run or just create on a whim that may or may not have a back-story plotline, or are challenges made by others which I answer.

My Little Sister

Len smiles down at his little sister, before she and her big brother descend into a nice peaceful sleep. It's a good thing their parents are on a three week cruise with other friends... Len had no doubt they'd blow up at the sight of him doing perverted things with his sister.

If only he was aware of that psycho Akita Neru spying on them with a dark crazed look in her eyes, secretly recording this with her spy cameras...

"Blackmail..." was all she says from her darkened room half a block from the residence.

Seme Uke Kagamine

"Sekai, who is this girl?"

The blonde-haired young man glances up from where he sat by his computer.

"Her? Her name's Sabrae."

Sekai's twin sister crosses her arms over her chest, and gives a pointed glare at the girl cuddling her brother.

"And why is she here with you?"

"Because of what I made, my little story I wrote and she loved it," Sekai replied. "It involved a pornographic plot, two Lens, each an uke and a seme, and basically a PWP at the end. It's like Icha Icha Paradise only for yaoi fans."

The pink-haired girl meanwhile continues to snuggle with Sekai. Rin didn't really enjoy knowing about this... especially since her brother was eight years the girl's senior...

"I really don't like how you do this, you know? Remember what happened the last time?"

Sekai shrugged off what his sister Rin was speaking about: the Leek Incident. It involved a Miku cosplayer, the girl being tsundere, and destruction of his car when he refused her advances.

"Honestly, I wonder just how you are able to write such things, you know what I mean? I also question how you haven't gotten raped by your fangirls of your stories... or for that matter, invade our house."

With that parting shot, she leaves the room.

Icha Icha for yaoi fans... please!

All Hail the Shota King

"Shota King?"

"Yeah Len-kun," said MASTER with a smile, "Shota King... new event for Vocaloid users."

Len shakes his head.

"What is it, public?"

"No... It's more... private," he said, as he moved behind the young preteen boy and gently snakes his hands around.

"W-wha?" Len stammers, before he heard his MASTER giggle. Knowing he was tricked, he elbows the man in the stomach and walks off to the living room.

"Hehehehehe, sorry but you walked right into that," he wheezed through his laughs.

"Pervert," Len mutters.

"I'm sorry Len," he apologies to the male Kagamine.

"Don't trick me like that again. I've seen half the artwork and stories about me on the internet."

MASTER just grins, and hugs the boy.

"Unlike some of the things we did before in the past?"

Len blushed, as his MASTER gropes him.

"Pervert," he says.

Len and Yuki's Sinful Secret

Kagamine Len was fifteen years old, while the girl he was with, Kaai Yuki was only ten. He was from the higher grade class, while she was still in elementary. Now, you'd think, "oh, I see how this is going," ... and then you'd be half-correct. Len lived next-door to the Kaai family, and was Yuki's babysitter whenever her parents went out for dinner dates or partying with their friends. What you are about to read is just one of their delightfully sinful secrets they spend time "together".

Yuki's classroom was huge. The class had a second floor accessible only by stairs, and only then, was it unlocked during playtime. Only the class sensei had the key. But Len, who was spending his two free class periods, had the spare. Thus, the door was locked, but he and one other student were on the second floor, designated "The Play Room". It had two tables, several chairs, a toy chest, blocks, play house, and there was even children's books and three adult couches.

It's a forbidden love highly frowned upon by society as a whole, but they didn't care that their loving relationship was basically illegal to Japanese law. Len would go to hell and back for Yuki, and Yuki would do anything to stay with her boyfriend forever...

Gacha's Little Moment

Amemiya Ryūto, otherwise nicknamed by his friends as "Gacha-kun", was alone today. He didn't have much to do. Ever since he became a Vocaloid Idol at the age of five, as he grew up, his fan base grew bigger as he grew into pre-adolescence, and then a month ago on his birthday, the beginning steps of adolescence (he's thirteen years old).

"Holy crap," Ryūto shouted, "damn witch!"

He was playing the popular Left 4 Dead 2 PC game, but with a difference. The witch (which had exploded out at his character when she was discovered in a hidden alcove on the current map he's playing) had been replaced by an artistically-created polygon render of Miku-neechan. He knew that Miku-neechan knew she was very popular within the music world, along with all the other Vocaloid Idols sponsored by Crypton Media Records and all the other various companies like Internet Co., Sony Music, and etcetera...

"Cr0wned!" Ryūto shouts, having managed to achieve the kill on the witch.

And then he moans out when his character triggered a zombie swarm and he was overwhelmed then eventually killed.

Trouble with the Road Roller

"Len! Is it fixed yet? It's so hot!" Rin complained for the umpteenth time in the last two hours.

"No! It's not fixed yet!" he yells back, grumbling about the heat and why the Road Roller would break down at this moment in time. And in the middle of the Nevada Desert, for that matter! "I told you it was a bad idea to go desert traveling!"

And if it wasn't any worse, the front wheel somehow dislodges when it broke down and continued to roll down the desert highway. It's long since been missing for four hours.

"Damn it, Sekai, pick up the phone," Len mumbled, as he once again tried to call Sekai on the cellphone.

Of course, back at the hotel the VOCALONATION BAND were checked in, Sekai was busy having fun with Miku in the large spa-sized tub filled with soapy bubbles. Everyone else were having fun at the Las Vegas Strip.

=0=0=

"Oh, Kang, I see someone coming," the first alien said, its green tentacles wavering and its giant tall humanoid head with pointed ears and liver spots on its bald cranium under a tall glass dome with a thermometer point on the top. The second identical alien was holding a cardboard sign that read NEED RIDE TO EARTH CAPITAL.

"Kodos, quick! Act natural," the second alien told the first. Single large eyes open and forming wide toothy smiles in a gesture of friendship, their extra tentacles form a crude hiker's thumb hand sign.

A large loose steel roller barreled down the desert road of Nevada, right past the two green octopus-like aliens.

"Ohh, shazzbutt!" Kang cursed, as Kodos did a near imitation of the face palm.

Yes... Simpsons character cameos... Kang and Kodos, the green octopus aliens from the animated sitcom. For everything else...

Random with a sprinkling of lemons.

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