MASTER's Folder

Disclaimer: I do not own Vocaloid or any and all official/fan-made characters. The official Vocaloids known are created by the companies of Yamaha, Zero-G Ltd., Crypton Future Media, PowerFX, INTERNET Co.,Ltd, AH-Software, Ecapsule, Bplats, Inc., Ki/oon Records, Sony Music Distribution Inc., Vocalomakets, SBS Artech, Surfer's Paradise, Studio Deen, VocaTone, Voctro Labs, 1st PLACE, MoeJapan, and Vocanext. I also do not own any fan-made Vocaloids, UTAUs, or any Vocaloids that have been accepted by Crypton Future Media. I however only own my two Vocaloid fan-mades, Ishtal Sekai/Rin, and myself if I ever insert myself as the "MASTER".

Author's Note: This is just a collection of one-shots that don't fit anywhere else, or have no space within the ever-complex workings that is my mind. As you can tell already, this folder contains miscellaneous Vocaloid stories (crossover-related or not) that I test-run or just create on a whim that may or may not have a back-story plotline, or are challenges made by others which I answer. This story may make you giggle.

MikuMiku Police! This is Officer Miku Speaking!

The phone rings, and the heel of a boot strikes the top of the desk. The shock wave jolts the receiver and gets kicked up; knocking off the phone and a hand grabs the flying device before hitting the TALK.

"MikuMiku Police! This is Officer Miku speaking!"

Meet Officer Hatsune Miku, of the MMPD (MikuMiku Police Department), who was casually emulating a lazy Dante Sparda in a comfortable cushy office chair.

"I'll be right there!"

And she tosses the phone with a vertical spin and somehow, it lands at a high slow arc back on the receiver, thus disconnecting the call. She tilts her police cap up. The teal-haired girl smiles cutely, before yelling, "WE GOT AN EMERGENCY!"

In a flash, a chibi version of herself, Hachune Miku, and Tako-Luka arrive in the room with the latter in a modified brown sea pot with RC Wheels and motor. Miku digs into her desk, before taking out a black bushy police guy mustache, and dons it.

"Let's go! We got a pervert harassing a citizen!"

Everybody climbed into the car, with Miku at the wheel as she floors it down the street with an explosion of smoke, barreling down through other parked cars speeding to the destination marked on the GPS from the phone's ID. After a short drive that caused no more than a few hundred thousand yen in damages, they arrive, ready.

The door explodes off the hinges when a battering ram broke through and Kaito turns around, only to get leeks striking him hard over the head. Chibi Miku, Hachune, and Tako-Luka were bashing Kaito, who cried like a girl. Miku walks in, and looks to Len.

"Are you okay?"

"Yes, he was about to molest my candy with his dirty fingers," he cries, holding his candied banana treats.

Miku grabs the man by his scarf and drags him out of the house, followed by the MikuMiku Gang.

"Back to prison for you, pervert," she says.

SLAM!

Kaito grabs the steel bars (after the trip back to the station), but Miku walks out of the room, making sure to turn the lights off and close the door with the lock tumbler sliding into place. The room's blanketed in darkness. For some reason, there was a wolf that was in the jail cell that was eyeing him from the top bunk of the prison bed. Miku grabs a Mr. Pibb from the fridge, pops the tab, and takes a big swig from the soda can.

"Another call answered, another citizen helped," she exclaims with cheerful vigor.

Suddenly the phone rings, and she runs to the front room to answer it before Hachune could (which she had missed when she went to grab, and thus tripped and fell into the empty trash bin next to the desk).

"MikuMiku Police! This is Officer Miku speaking!"

She listens intently, before she hangs up.

"We got another citizen to help!" she shouts, making sure to don that bushy mustache again.

They race off to help a person in dire need of assistance. Someone stolen a young lady's chocolates she planned to give to the person she loved the most...

Will Miku be able to help the lady recover the chocolates for the person she loved and desired to deliver?

What about Kaito and the wolf in the jail cell?

And why is Len perversely sucking on that banana like it was a... eh...

Stay tuned for the next episode!