MASTER's Folder

Disclaimer: I do not own Vocaloid or any and all official/fan-made characters. The official Vocaloids known are created by the companies of Yamaha, Zero-G Ltd., Crypton Future Media, PowerFX, INTERNET Co.,Ltd, AH-Software, Ecapsule, Bplats, Inc., Ki/oon Records, Sony Music Distribution Inc., Vocalomakets, SBS Artech, Surfer's Paradise, Studio Deen, VocaTone, Voctro Labs, 1st PLACE, MoeJapan, and Vocanext. I also do not own any fan-made Vocaloids, UTAUs, or any Vocaloids that have been accepted by Crypton Future Media. I however only own my two Vocaloid fan-mades, Ishtal Sekai/Rin, and myself if I ever insert myself as the "MASTER".

Author's Note: This is just a collection of one-shots that don't fit anywhere else, or have no space within the ever-complex workings that is my mind. As you can tell already, this folder contains miscellaneous Vocaloid stories (crossover-related or not) that I test-run or just create on a whim that may or may not have a back-story plotline, or are challenges made by others which I answer.

Chocolate Len

"You like? It's rich dark chocolate with rainbow sprinkles."

MASTER's nose was bleeding profusely with a perverted blush reddening his cheeks.

Len only wore a frilly white apron to cover his nudity. Of course, Len's White Day treat for his MASTER was chocolate, sprinkle-coated.

"Are you going to enjoy my home-made chocolate, my MASTER?"

MASTER felt faint, but also felt like he was in heaven at this moment.

At this moment many Len fangirls felt the unknown desire to murder some poor unlucky schmuck...

Pokésmut

"Y-Yuki... What are you reading?" Len exclaims, blushing madly as the girl was reading...

"Pokémon smut," was the girl's reply. She giggles in a perverse manner. "I've always liked furry Pokémon, like Growlithe, or Houndoom, or any Pokémon that's a quadruped or bipedal."

"But this is... Yuki! You're only eleven years old!"

Yuki glares back. "How is my age any different? You're a pervert yourself with all of those dirty hentai magazines hidden under your bed."

"This is different! This is almost like bestiality!"

"Pokéality, actually... or Poképhilia, whichever depends on the Pokémon and age of the human in the interaction," she replies. "Although, I doubt nobody wants to have sex with a Ditto. Heh... that reminds me of this funny-ass story I once read about how Pokémon try to fuck a Ditto, but first one must arouse the Ditto..."

Len stares face red with embarrassment. How the hell does an eleven year old know much about smut? He's sixteen years old and he didn't discover porn until he was fourteen!

"Now you can either leave or watch me masturbate to this nice porn written up by Black Crystal Wisher."

God help me, Len thought. He never knew how devious Yuki truly was...

にゃー

"Len? Rin?"

Two neko Kagamines gaze up from their playful tussle on the floor in the living room.

MASTER just smiles at their antics. "Now you two, don't fool about too much."

"Sorry," they say.

MASTER chuckles.

"It's okay. I understand how close you two are," he remarks their closeness, as the two preteen nekos get up to sit on the couch.

"David, when are your friends coming over?" Rin questions.

"Soon, Rin, soon," was his reply, "now behave and don't do anything perverted. And trust me, I got excellent hearing."

He leaves them blushing on the couch.

You thought I wrote Pokémon Smut, didn't you? You pervert! (。=ˇｪˇ=｡)

Then again, I'm a pervert for using Len like that... but then again, only the most hardcore of Len fans who love him would (probably) like that.

That last story however was a random writing on my tumblr blog that I reposted here. The title reads "Nya~" in english. :D