MASTER's Folder

Disclaimer: I do not own Vocaloid or any and all official/fan-made characters. The official Vocaloids known are created by the companies of Yamaha, Zero-G Ltd., Crypton Future Media, PowerFX, INTERNET Co.,Ltd, AH-Software, Ecapsule, Bplats, Inc., Ki/oon Records, Sony Music Distribution Inc., Vocalomakets, SBS Artech, Surfer's Paradise, Studio Deen, VocaTone, Voctro Labs, 1st PLACE, MoeJapan, and Vocanext. I also do not own any fan-made Vocaloids, UTAUs, or any Vocaloids that have been accepted by Crypton Future Media. I however only own my two Vocaloid fan-mades, Ishtal Sekai/Rin, and myself if I ever insert myself as the "MASTER".

Author's Note: This is just a collection of one-shots that don't fit anywhere else, or have no space within the ever-complex workings that is my mind. As you can tell already, this folder contains miscellaneous Vocaloid stories (crossover-related or not) that I test-run or just create on a whim that may or may not have a back-story plotline, or are challenges made by others which I answer.

Yellow Romance

Neru's cheeks were a light red as the love of her dreams kept caressing her body like a lover would in those romance novles she would find Haku read now and then. He was so sensual to her, taking time to fully explore every inch of her exposed body.

"Neru-chan!"

"You feel so good, Len," she moans.

As Len and Neru kept basking in the glow of their teenaged lust for each other, a perverted Rin peeks on them from the closet using a digital camcorder...

Giggity, was the single thought in her head.

How to Win Her Heart

There are plenty of girls who enjoy romance. Each girl may have different likes and dislikes. It takes some planning to make a perfect romance perfect. For some guys, romance isn't the strong suit in their heart, but for others, romance is a big thing. Miku enjoys singing. Rin when she's not driving with the Road Roller enjoys nice music from other popular Japanese singers and band groups. Luka was a strong woman, but she wouldn't object to a nice, quiet, and peaceful afternoon in the garden during the warmth of summer, or enjoying the bloom of cherry blossoms. Meiko... well, she enjoyed sake with friends.

That's but the short list of four of the most popular girls we all know for several years since Miku's domination of the J-Pop scene. Of course that's just them, and this is now... women are wonderful in our lives. Treat them well, never harm them. Because as my old friend Luka once prove... women aren't as defenseless as they are said to be. They can hurt you; a large tuna upside the head is really, really, painful...

"Sekai, what are you doing?"

Sekai saved and closed Microsoft Office. He could finish later.

"Nothing, Rin. Just last minute things."

His twin sister, Ishtal Rin, peeks into the room, as Sekai went and shut down his PC.

"You ready?"

"Sure am, honey," he replies, fixing up his buttoned shirt.

Rin just smiles.

"I'll be in the car."

And she leaves. Sekai smiles, before looking to the dresser where several photos were pinned to the large mirror hung on the wall. One such photo was them at their wedding.

"At least no one knows us here in America..."

He slipped his shoes on before leaving the room, and exiting the house to the car parked out front.

The New Vocaloids

"Annyeonghaseyo. Neon eottae?" spoke SeeU at the Vocaloid Welcoming Party.

"You have any idea what she's saying?" Len whispered to Rin.

"Just smile and wave," she whispers back, before the twins smile politely and wave.

Over in one corner of the room were the stars of Vocaloid: China which consisted of Luo Tianyi, Mo Qingxian, Zhiyu Moke, Yuezheng Ling and Longya. Miku was being as polite as she could with the group even though she had a spot of trouble getting used to the fact all of them were accused of being "Miku formulas". Luka was having a conversation about the obsession of fans regarding their secret closet fetishes with the Yuezheng siblings. And Tako-Luka was being cuddled by Tianyi.

"Lui-chan?"

Hibiki Lui sighed. "Yes?" he responds politely.

Yuki giggles and glomps him. "You're cute."

Oliver and Ryūto felt jealous at the sight. Ring Suzune just smiles cutely.

"Say, where did MASTER and IA disappear to?" Gakupo questioned Kiyoteru.

The school teacher shrugged. "I have no idea where they are, Gakupo."

"I thought I saw them leave out the back door," Gumi says pointing over to the kitchens.

"Aren't Meiko and Kaito outside themselves?"

The three decide to investigate.

Lapis and Yukari were chatting about fashion magazines they liked as the trio passed by the two ladies. Piko was with the girls, but was more absorbed with his iPhone apps than become the butt of many threesome jokes.

CUL nursed a drink in the kitchen. "Ugh... hate these parties. Rather be at home..."

Nekomura just nodded politely, as she worked the bar shift that night. Yes, thanks to Meiko, they now have a mini bar in the kitchens... she had been watching too much American Dad! and copied the idea of Roger owning a bar in the attic... only Meiko's bar is in the kitchen. And she's forced those of legal-enough age to work at her bar...

"I rather be partying myself at some rave spots than be here... but better to be polite," Lily tells CUL.

Mizki and Yuuma avoided everybody by being ornamental decoration in the background (a sword and a Japanese folding fan; yes they can transform from human to personal item form).

"Hey Meiko, seen MASTER and IA?"

"They left with Rion," the woman hiccups. She had it the sake stash heavy again... which would explain why Kaito's half buried under some empty booze bottles. It's a miraculous wonder that her kidneys haven't died after this long session of alcoholism.

A small kitten walks up to Gumi with a cute mewl, causing said carrot-obsessed girl to squeal and cuddle the cute kitty.

"KITTY!"

Gakupo and Kiyoteru find Mew under the tree surrounded by a lot of cats. Our dancing samurai blinked, his eyes playing tricks on him. Did he just see his pet eggplant with stick legs in the crowd of felines? The Spanish duo were also seen nearby, although both just having quiet conversation by the flower beds with Al and Sweet Ann.

"I hope MASTER's not doing anything perverted with IA and Rion," Kiyoteru muttered.

At the mall, David was swamped with shopping bags as the two ladies were draining his credit card dry with lots of clothes, cute accessories and jewelry.

He should have just stayed at the house with Akikoloid-chan.

FINALLY! Some updates that don't focus on the same "boring stuff" as one reviewer left me in a review. So, Mister or Miss Reviewer who said I was bland and boring: how's this for revitalization? Did I spice up your life now? :D

If you don't recognize half of these Vocaloids, you SERIOUSLY need to see the Vocaloid wikia to get your new info, or try out the Vocaloid General Discussion (although it's kinda a ghost forum nowadays), or Vocaloidism. I'd say Vocaloid Otaku has some info there too but it's kinda drifted into a fusion of Vocaloid and Touhou, with the latter being the dominant discussion grabber. Also from chapter 101 and beyond it's been a completed collection; everything else added after is more fun things for me to show if I ever write moar Vocaloid stuff. :D

If you are wondering why then allow me to explain again. Chapter 2 was the official start for the collection with chapter 1 having its table of contents list. And when I hit chapter 101, I had officially reached 100 chapters at that point and called it a success. So yeah, everything else after File 15E is more Vocaloid writings out of my brain. 8D