Berolina - Rejoice and congratulations, everybody! High school DxD's third season, BorN, will be airing in April! Huuurah!
Ichijou - It's time to celebrate, right? Master Tannin, Lord Sairaorg and Lady Rosseweisse appeared in the trailer with lady Rias and Issei-senpai. And the only fanservice we got was some shots of Lady Rosseweisse. Maybe the studio will focus more in the story and badassery than the fanservice.
B - Huhuhuh! Maybe we got fans enough to not rely on fanservice anymore! And that's a great achievement for an ecchi series! Pervy-power!
Yoko - Huhuhuh... You're awfully cheerful about such event, Gremory.
B - Of course! Why wouldn't I? We maybe are the only Light novel that got more than 2 seasons besides DRRR!. What's not to celebrate?
Y - yeah, I guess you're right... It's not like Lady Rias will become a total CHUMP halfway through the season. I mean, "oppai red-haired princess", or maybe her nipples being pinched, or maybe using her breasts to stop mad Issei-sama, or maybe just losing her catch while the others like Lady Koneko, lady Akeno and, Hell, even lord Gasper, becomes stronger and stronger...
B *shivering* - N-N-Ninetails...
Y - Granted, Mother Yasaka and mistress Kunou may not appear, too. I wonder if they're gonna animate the Kyoto arc, or even the Shalba arc.
1 - And since we are fanfiction OC's of the series, we'd like to say that for the reader to please support the official release of the series and wait patiently for the next anime season.
Hellsing - Hah! Kiss my ass, shounen Jump! Your stripping chefs, homoerotic basketball players and tentacle-rapey octopuses are no match against the masters of action-fanservice!
1 - And please also support the official release of Shokugeki no Souma, Kuroko no Basket and Ass-Class.
B - Houki Minami do not own highschool DxD, thank you very much!
1 - And now, to the story!
Did the characters just make the intro for me?!
EDIT: Man, can't believe two years already passed since I started this fic, and looking back, this intro is cringy as hell, but kinda reminds me how naive I was. To be fair, I was expecting this fic to be forgotten from the back of my mind the moment it'd reach +- 12-chapters, and I was wrong. Hahahah... I hope I can still go on for at least another year. Wish me luck!
"Ahahahahahahahahah! I'll destroy everything in this school as long you're one of them, Hellsing!"
Sheesh, crazy Gremory is the worst Gremory. And the game continues, I was running around with Akabane on my back, taking deep breaths and maintaining my cardio and sense of rhythm. This senjutsu thing is really great. I can feel the an aura of energy and lightness covering my being, as the feeling against my lungs was being controlled by the Ninetails. It has been almost two minutes since I last checked my Boosted Gear, and boy, even with her help, I can still feel the pressure against me every time the timer goes...
[BOOST!]
"And now level XII, and no sign of Hellsing. Damn it!" I said, stopping on my track and putting my Sacred Gear on standby for the n'th time. It has been one and a half hour since the game began, and Hellsing was yet to be found. Akabane and I tried to find her and be prepare for her by maximizing my boosted gear and attacking her with full power, however, this plan was troublesome for 2 reasons: 1- Akabane's limit to refill my 'spirit gauge' in total synch with myself is until level XII and; 2 - The Sacred Gear is also taking a toll out of me regardless of the Fox's support. My hand is sore and I can't help but to feel my head going blank after some time.
"Darling, we have to find Hellsing-dono as soon as possible. I can't go on much longer..." In between breaths as gasps, the Ninetails on my back said. To think She would say something nice and motivational as 'don't worry, I'll be okay' or something like that. But she's right. I have to be quick. Or else the time limit will run out, and both of us will probably face some unpleasant feedback for this fusion.
"Oh! You called?" A door in front of us suddenly opened, revealing the smiling face of Annabelle Hellsing. I was taken back for a second, but then. I launched myself forward and punched her right in the face. Surprisingly, she didn't bother to dodge, and as soon the bit connected, she evaporated in a cloud of smoke.
"What the...? Did I get her?!" I asked, stumbling a little due to the lack of recoil from my move. Akabane gripped tighter on my shirt.
"No! That was a shadow clone!" She said , looking around above my head, frenetically looking for something on higher ground.
Personally, I'm trying to not to think about the fact that she's smoothing her breasts right on the back of my head...
"Curses! She used a kekkai-barrier to vanish from my radar! Granted, your punch was enough for me to take a sniff out of her chakra and pinpoint her location, but..." And then she stopped. Took another sniff in the air, and looked to an specific direction. "But her shadow clones are messing with my senses!"
"What is that? What do you mean, Akabane?!"
"This means..."
"She can't find the real me... Because everyone is me!" And my ears caught the sound of several doors sliding open in the corridor. All of them, slide opening at the same time, and within, they revealed several, numerous, uncountable Hellsing's. Many, many, many clones of the greenette popping out of nowhere, soon surrounding us and cracking their middle finger with their thumbs. "Everyone! Including her! And her! And her and her! And her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her! All is me! I am all!"
"Ugh...!"
"And now... Charge!"
And the moment the order was given, all of them ganged on us, from all directions. I summoned my boosted Gear out of desperation, and feeling another wave of energy, I circled around myself to bash the clones away and try to jump away from them. Surprisingly, I did it, and ironically, I jumped out of the window to save my life, landing hard on the ground, but aside from the sudden scare, I was fine from it. My legs aren't sore at all. So... Is this the power of my sacred Gear?
"Hey, Akabane, are you okay?" With my clothes a mess and some bruises and cuts around my face, I asked to my little husband on my back. Her bow had fallen from her head, revealing her little fox ears twitching, and her face was a little bruised and her eyepatch was a little out of place, but aside from that, I didn't see any major injuries.
"Yeah! I'm fine." She nodded back. We looked back to the school building, and like a true horror film, the hundreds of Hellsing clones were jumping out of the window, making a small mount of fallen clones, all the ones not falling properly disappearing in a cloud of smoke. I deactivate my Boosted Gear to save my own energy. If I get caught because of breath, It's over. "I get it. Those shadow clones are unstable. A small amount of chakra malware should be enough to get rid of them!"
"And how are we gonna do that with... Hundreds of them?" I asked.
"Do you... Believe in me, Tsukino Ichijou?" she asked me back, looking at me deeply in the eyes and in a more serious tone. Wow, she means it.
"Out of the alternatives in hand... Yes, yes, I believe in you."
"Okay, so... Charge!"
"Wait, what?"
"CHARGE!"
Out of sheer belief and maybe scare by the sudden volume in her voice, I followed Akabane's order and dashed to the remaining shadow dollpangangers, all of them charging back on us. Now, I'm regretting everything. There's no way we will survive that one. From all directions, circling and surrounding us, the green-haired copies were about to gang on us again, and I was already closing my eyes to the upcoming clash. And here we go...!
Suddenly, silence. Out of nowhere, I felt soft, small hands covering my ears, as peace and quietness reached me in a second. Out of surprise, I opened my eyes, and saw all the other clones around me being countered violently against us, like some kind of force field was lifted around me and Akabane, pushing all other elements away. The shadow clones were flying aimlessly in the air, just to explode in a cloud of smoke and return to nothingness. In the end, none of them left. I looked it up and see Akabane smiling, and then coughing a little, removing her hands out of my ears. What just happened?
"Hey, you okay, Akabane? What happened?" I asked her, as she was catching her breath. The fox girl took a deep breath, inhaled and exhaled, and spoke in a rather hoarse voice.
"I channeled my energy... Down my lungs... And released a long-distance chakra move..." She stopped to cough, and then continued. "A roar to disrupt or simply stun the energy flow of nearby targets. Great move."
"Yeah..." That one was awesome. I couldn't expect less of a Ninetails, mother of all haunts around the land of the rising sun. Man, today sure is a day full of surprises, and the only one being the load around here... Is me.
"Hey, hey, honey. Lift your left arm."
"Huh...?" That's an odd request.
"Yep. C'mere, lift your boosted gear arm and give me your hand."
"Errr... Okay." That's pretty strange, but since she's the one on the mission control position for now, I guess I have no choice. I proceeded to do just that, and brought my hand next to her. She smiled, picked it up and... Licked my fingers?! Wait, is she... Swallowing my fingers?! Oh, I can feel her teeth, tongue and cheeks lightly crushing and massaging the appendices of my haaaand! And she's moaning very erotically while doing so! Okay! That should be enough! I swift my hand away from her, and looked at my hand bathed in saliva, as she gripped even tighter around me and trembled while mumbling gibberish. "Holy shit, Akabane! What the Hell!"
"Oh~... My dear, dear wife tastes so good~... If his soft skin and delicious sweat are enough to make me like this~..." She continued, trembling and tighten her grip around me. I turned around, and I could see her face doing a very... Suggestive expression, a drool of saliva escaping out of her lips. I slapped her away from it.
"Care to explain?!"
"Oh, sorry, I was just... Enjoying the moment." And I could feel just a vein snapping in my brain, probably breaking a stroke. My face was probably caught by Akabane's sight, as she shifted back to her usual composed self and clean up her own uniform. "Anyway, my little wife, the sun in my life, I noticed your little down-tone, and you're on self-doubt again, right?"
"..." Bullseye. To a girl with an eyepatch, she's pretty sharp.
"Huhuhuh~, so, instead of something like 'you can do it' or 'I believe in you', I'll give you something of a start: I disrupted the flow of energy around your hand. It should be easy for you to shot some magic out of it with this."
"And... How do I shot magic?"
"just think of something cool for the time. Trust me, you'll catch it in no time." And she smiled back. This was actually pretty cool and reliable. Another side of another person. The cunning, strategical and caring side of Akabane Yoko. "Just be sure to charge your boosted gear properly. By your level of demonic energy, maybe a little boost won't hurt."
"Yeah. I guess you're right."
"And... Maybe I sucked I little of life energy out of you for a quick snack."
"Wonderful." I resume to call my Boosted Gear, as she snuggled my head with her hands and chest. Honestly, it does feels good to be spoiled a little. But first thing's first, we have to find Gremory. We have... Ten minutes before closing time. "Hey, Akabane, have you any idea where Gremory could possibly be? I mean, can't you use your senjutsu for this?"
"..."
"Akabane...?"
"Wait for it..."
"Wait for wh-...?"
"The fate of this own Bloodline! JOOOOOOOOJO!" And put of nowhere, a window on he second floor exploded, and with it, hundreds of Hellsing's shadow clones came out of it screaming before vanishing in thin air. Only one remained, and it was battling against Gremory herself. "Give up already, Ninja?"
"As if, Gremory!" The ninja smirked, as she picked a kunai knife out of her pocket to throw it against Gremory. The redhead dodged and, making a flip in midair, kicked the ninja right in the face, making her face hit the outside of the school wall. My king landed right next to us.
"And... The rest is silence!" And really, she landed right next to us and pointed her finger to the high heavens. I was again speechless. She looks so cool right now. Totally different from the first Gremory I met. I wonder, is this cool Gremory a facade of the true ditzy Gremory, or is the total opposite? She snapped out of her own head, and looked at us. "Oh, hey, guys. What's hip-happening? Any luck? I found the ninja in time! Are we feeling lucky yet, punk?!"
"..."
"What...?"
"Nothing. You're our Gremory, alright." The fox on top of me said nonchalantly. I sighed at that.
"Seriously, Gremory. You might have a disorder. Doesn't mean it's a bad thing. Only... Kinda jarring."
"Well, it's a family trait! You can be awesome and funny at the same time! Ever wondered how the world would be if only powerhouse wall-faces were around?"
Huh... I never thought about that...
*CRACK!*
"Wow! Wow! Such much hot spirit! So much awesomeness! So much adrenaline! I might grown a beard from the sheer amount of testosterone coming from the girls! Not much from the boy, though..." And we heard a cracking noise in the air, as we pointed our sight to a part of the school building. Emerging from the smoke she created herself, the greenette vampire was cracking her smaller finger, smiling at us. "I must say, I knew the Gremorys were a family full of leaders and impressive personals, but I never thought one of them would leave me like this. I'm beyond impressed, to be honest!"
"See?! That's the power of the Gremory house! And with the red dragon and a Ninetails by my side, no harm may come to me!" And again with the fearless speech, seriously. One more of those and I probably will have to order some bread and eggs around. Even with that sarcastic mental comment, I stood up for myself and walked besides Gremory, readying myself for a possible future clash.
"Y'know... Ninjas are cool too, Gremory." The ninja spoke, much to my confusion as well as the rest of my crew. Yes, ninjas are indeed cool, but she will hold an entire fight for that? "Ninjas are pretty famous and awesome. To the point of overestimation, sure, but cool nonetheless. I mean, pirates, vampires, super-heroes and even gods of death have their reputation, but who is always on top on the pop-culture? Ninjas. The cool ones, the western ones, the turtle ones, the bouncy ones, even those who are in-name only."
"Where are you getting at, ninja?" Gremory spoke for us.
"What I'm saying is..." She suddenly bit her finger, and drawn a little trace of blood from it. Soon after, faster that my eyes could see, she made a strange combination of handsigns and smirked one more time at us. And then, she disappeared. "Ninjas are cool, right? So, is mandatory for them to have awesome powers too!"
"W-What...?!"
Too fast! Very fast! In a moment, she was at a safe distance from us, and in a second later, the ninja appeared in between us, holding a chuckle. Out of instinct, I turned around and tried to punch her, but I was push back by some kind of powerful wind gust. Gremory and I were push back, and I lost my balance, losing my contact with the ground and being taken away by the wind. The redhead regained her balance by unfolding her wings, but again in a flash, the greenette appeared in front of her, and picked her up by the hair.
"Feeling lucky yet, punk?" Hellsing said, as she stomped hard on the opposite direction of which Gremory was pushed and stomped hard on the floor. Like a true tosser, she dragged Gremory by the hair and tossed her with full speed to the school building, coming down crushing it and disappearing in a cloud of smoke!
"Gremory!" I shouted, and now she turned to me. Damn it! I blinked, and there she was, right in front of me, ready to attack!
"Darling!" At the nick of the time, Akabane tilted my head to a side using her hands, forcing me to dodge as well as covering my ears. She positioned her head next to my own and, by the motion of her face, she screamed again. Again, a shockwave of chakra seemed to push the ninja away, but while she was gliding in midair, she motioned with her mouth, and spat something to us. A small glimpse of light passed near my head, and suddenly, Akabane's grip around me loosed up. And soon after, she fell from my back and collapsed on the floor.
"Akabane!" I screamed, looking at her immobile body on the floor and trying to regain her senses. Her eyes were unfocused, and she seemed to have trouble talking. In a moment, I saw a small medical needle piercing an area next to her neck. What the...?! I quickly retrieved it out of her, and suddenly she returned to her own self, coughing a little, but fainting soon after. "What... What happened?!"
"Acupuncture needles. In the right hands, they can hit harder than neurotoxins." In another flash, the ninja showed behind me, preparing a kick! I knew it wouldn't work, but out of instinct, I crossed my arms in an 'X' to defend against it!
[BOOST!]
*KICK! DOOOOOON!*
"Ugh!" The resulting shockwave of the two forces made me back up a little, but, surprisingly, I was okay enough. I turned to the ninja and, with steam oozing out of her assaulting leg, smirked at me. My boosted Gear shined again. Maybe is the adrenaline, but I'm getting used to this stuff. Okay, Ichijou, don't think too much, only try to be cool.
"Nice defense, Red Dragon-kun. But, like I said, I'm a ninja!" And she spat more and more needles in my direction. C'mon, Ichijou! Think cool! Feeling a little more confident, I waved my boosted Gear against them. I just need... To think cool!
[BOOST!]
And with my extra boost, the resulting gust of wind blew the needles away. I stopped for a second for my brain to process how unbelievably cool that was, and, with that moment of distraction, she flash-stepped in front of me. She tried to punch me, but I countered with another one, our fists clashed. I backed up a little, but stomped hard on the floor, and continued to defend myself against her rush of kicks and punches!
"Cool! Very cool! Not bad, Red Dragon!" She said, as she continued to machine-gun-punch me with all of her speed. My cardio was going out of control, and despite the minimal damage against my body, I could no longer breath more than nanoseconds. My vision began to blur, and with that second of distraction, the ninja sneaked a hand through my defense and punched me right in the chest, making the remaining air in my lungs jump out of my system.
"Ufff...!" I choked on my own air, and backed up, trembling all the way, my hands stopping on their tracks and falling due to the dying strength in me. Hellsing laugh it out.
"Like I said, ninjas are very cool."
Yeah... Ninjas are really cool...
...
...
"Yeah, but..." And in a desperation attack, I grabbed her assaulting hand and pulled her closer to me, my heart going crazy for oxygen. So sudden, she didn't had the time to react, and in a second, I connected my left hand against her stomach, pushing her away with all of my might! Be cool, Ichijou! Just this once, BE COOL! "But... BUT...!"
[EXPLOSION!]
"DEVILS CAN BE COOL TOO!" I screamed, as the sudden wave of power recharged my energy and made push harder! I used all of it on my left hand, and the resulting force blew Hellsing away, as a blast of red energy shined and exploded behind her, leaving a true aftermath of an inferno behind her.
After that, silence. Hellsing suddenly fell silent, a hole in her uniform where I punched her. There was nothing too serious, just a burn mark, but the impact was probably too much. I looked at my Sacred Gear, and then, it announced a new word, [RESET]. After that, my body felt heavier, but nothin too serious. I put it in standby and it vanished soon after. With that done, I tried to regain my breath, putting all of my height in an arm and supporting it on my knee. I think... It's over... It's over...
*PUF!*
"What...?" And when things seemed to calm down, the ninja in front of my suddenly disappeared in a cloud of smoke, and then, falling to the ground, there was a small log with a small note. 'Idiot!'. "Ah! What the hell is th-...!"
*GRAB!*
"What?!"
"Ninja art: Head hunter!" And with that, a hand appeared from the ground, grabbing my ankle. I didn't even have the time to react, as it pulled me to the ground and, in one second, buried me up to the shoulders, only my head out of the ground. When I thought things couldn't get any worse, the ninja sprouted from it, dusted a little of dirt off her uniform, and turned around to face me. "So... Who's the cool one, now?"
"..." I said nothing, as she bent next to me to face me. In a small second, I caught a glimpse of her silver stockings with garter-belt. Not much, not that I wanted to see it or anything. In the end, I sighed. "You. You're the cool one."
"Pem! Wrong answer, red dragon-kun." She spoke, smiling at me. This surprised me, and she pat me on the head. "We're both cool. Of course, one of us is the coolest, but... Overall, we're both awesome. Truth to be told, dragon, I don't think I'd be conscious now if it wasn't for my substitution technique."
"Oh. I get it. Substitution technique. Silly me. And thinking it was something that MAKES SENSE!" I deadpanned. She laughed.
*CRACK!*
"Well, it was fun and games, but I think I won." She said with a satisfied tone. I could only sigh. Yeah, how many do we still have? About two minutes? Yeah, no hope at that. But... It was actually kinda neat to have this kind of activity with... Friends? I dunno, but it was a good experience. Not that I would do it again, though. "In the end, the champion was the obvious one. After all, I'm a ninj-..."
*BOOOM!*
"What the..."
"NINJAAAAAAAAAAHHH...!" And when things couldn't get crazier, exploding out of an storm of dust, Gremory appeared out of nowhere, ejecting herself out of the school building in the most awesome and dandy way possible. She hit the ground, and was now sliding her way to us!
"D-Damn! I don't have much chakra left!" The ninja in front of me said, using hand-signs again. "I need to teleport out of here! I have to...!"
*PUNCH!*
"TIGHT YOUR ASSHOLE AND GRIT THOSE TEETH, YOU BEEEEEATCH!!" And too late: before Hellsing could finish whatever she was doing, Gremory punched her so hard she was sent flying away, practically teleporting from in front of me to the other side of the otter grounds. In the end, she hit a wall, and then, lifelessly fell to the ground. I was afraid that the punch killed her, but after a while, she twitched a little. With that, I sighed in relief. Thank Maoh. "that's for messing with my hair! Nobody, NOBODY, messes with my hair!"
"Errr... Gremory..."
*SNAP!*
"Oh... What the hell is the ninja doing there? I guess she gave up! Oh, my Maoh! Now I have a knight!" And she snapped back to the Gremory I love... To stand. She looked around, and finally caught me in her scan, smiling soon after. "Oh! Hello, Ichijou's disembodied head! Did you hear it? I'm getting a knight!"
"..."
"..."
"...?"
"Kyaaaah! The horror! The ninja cut Ichijou's head off! Oh, the humanity!" She screamed out of nowhere, breaking a small tantrum in front of me and, before I could explain what was going on, she fainted, falling on her ass on the floor. And here we go with that stupid stripped panties again. I sighed. What a day...
After a while. I finally got off the ground, literally, and helped everybody to stand up again. With explanations given, and Seinfeld conversations to boot being spoken, we finally managed to get Hellsing as our Knight, a vampire-ninja-devil, that's simply dangerously cool. So, now we have one more member in Berolina Gremory's peerage...
I wonder if things are gonna be okay by the end of all of this...
Yep! Longer chapter, longer fighting scenes, just your average DxD fic. Not much to say! Stay golden and wait for surprises!