A/N: Some silliness I thought I'd turn into a full fic someday but never did, but I think it stands alone as a little vignette.
"Mutant vegetables!"
"Say what?" Shego said, barely looking up from her magazine.
"Kids hate vegetables! I shall genetically engineer them to come to life when exposed to a certain radiation frequency-heheh, the microwave-thus terrorizing a generation into not eating nutritious food, causing physical and mental weakness, and ensuring a victory when my army of mutant vegetables attacks in their adult years! They'll be too weak and traumatized to resist!"
Shego stared at him blankly.
"What?"
"There is...so much wrong with that plan, I don't even know where to begin."
"Shego..." Drakken whined.
"Did you eat a mutant vegetable to come up with that? Where are our groceries coming from?"