My Days in the Akatsuki

Disclaimer & Author's Note: Kishimoto-san is the creator of this series, and owns all the official characters of the Naruto world. All I own however is any original characters that show up in mild filler scenarios. I also own my original character Sekai Ishtal. This is basically Alternative Universe because Naruto is in the Akatsuki. Also, in this story, the Akatsuki are anything BUT an evil organization. They parody, they're fun, they're adventurous, plus, all sorts of shenanigans can happen when they're not busy taking over the world. :D


The Car Trip

"HOLY SHIT! STOP DRIVING LIKE A FUCKING PSYCHO!"

Screams were all that emanated from a black four-door sedan with red clouds for a paint scheme. Four passengers, Deidara up front, Kisame, Sasori, and Naruto in the back seat (five if you include Tobi inside the locked trunk) were screaming bloody murder as the driver, Itachi, drove like a madman down the busy intersection swerving past various cars and trucks. The song Approaching Curve by Rise Against playing loudly on the car's radio just didn't make things safe with Itachi driving like a maniac.

"We woke up late! I don't want to miss that damn concert in Rockford!" Itachi shouted with mad glee as he honks the horn, "MOVE IT FUCKWAD!" causing a biker to swerve off and crash into the railing on a sharp curve. And as the car screams down the intersection, following were two police choppers, a news chopper, and various police cars, vans, trucks, and unmarked police vehicles.

Muffled in the trunk: "TOBI SORRY! TOBI SWEARS! TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!"

In the back of Naruto's mind, he was cursing himself with all the words Hidan would utter on a daily basis on allowing Itachi hold of the car keys. He slams into Kisame, slammed by Sasori, as Itachi made a wild turn again, but overshot the curve, and they rolled off the edge of the cliff smashing into a tree that looked eerily like Zetsu. They were all still screaming before they smash into the rocky shores below, and the car explodes in a large fireball.


This is the start of another collection-style story of mine, based on the Naruto series, but this one focuses in on the Akatsuki. Also, Naruto himself is in it from time to time. The first one's short and is based off this art I saw on Gelbooru. Funny when you check it out.