It was a boring day at Patty's Pub. The Gang had no schemes at all. Dee, Charlie, and Mac were drinking beers while Dennis was just reading the newspaper.

"Do you guys remember that guy who wouldn't let us into that pool?" Dee suddenly asked, breaking the silence.

Mac and Charlie looked at her and even Dennis put down the newspaper when she said that."Yeah." Dennis nodded, also looking at her."I remember. Why are you suddenly bringing this up?"

"Well, doesn't bother anyone that he basically called us white trash?" Dee asked them.

"Well, a little, but I'm pretty much white trash anyway so..." Said Charlie before he took a sip of his beer.

"Fuck that guy!" Mac said angrily, remembering how they were not allowed into the pool."That guy was more white trash than us!"

Dee nodded in agreement."Yeah, that loser probably can't even take care of his family! Assuming he has a family of course..."

"Guys, guys," Dennis tried to calm them down."That guy is not worth getting angry over. Besides, what are we going to do about it?"

"Find out where he lives and trash his place?" Mac suggested.

...

"Alright, let's do that." Dennis said, equally angry.

"But how are we gonna find out where he lives?" Charlie asked.

"Hey, guys." Said Frank, walking out of the men's bathroom. In his hand, there was a book.

"Hey, Frank. What are you reading?" Charlie questioned.

"Oh, just this great book about parenting. I'm just reading it to see what I did wrong with these two." Frank looked at Dennis and Dee."It's actually pretty good. Here's a picture of the author." Frank brought out his phone and showed them the photo.

"Hey! That's the guy who called us white trash!" Said Dee when she saw the picture on his phone.

Frank was confused by what she meant but when he looked back at the picture, his eyes widened."Hey, your right! Now I remember him! He was at the pool!" Frank said, surprised."I can't believe I didn't recognize him."

"Frank, what's that guy's name, and where does he live?" Dennis asked.

"His name is Bennet James. He's written several novels and has a family in Pasadena, California." Said Frank."But, according, to his Facebook, he and his family are currently in Philadelphia for a vacation. He's near the beach in a hotel."

"Okay, then that's were going." Said Dee."Let's go make this guy's hotel room look like white trash."

"Guys, are you sure we should be doing this?" Charlie asked, nervous.

"Charlie, we're just gonna mess up the guy's hotel room. What's the worst that could possibly happen?" Asked Dennis.

The Gang captures Stan.

Bennet James and his family were in their hotel room, getting ready to go dinner at a restaurant called Guigino's.

"Oh, I can't wait to eat at this restaurant." Said Bennet's wife, Ellen. She had finished getting dressed."You know, Philadephia is such a nice place."

Bennet nodded in agreement."Yeah, but the people are just so...so rude." He said."Do you remember when I decided to get a short-time job here?"

Ellen nodded."Yeah, you worked as an attendant at a pool."

"Well, there were these two guys who were just drinking beer and throwing cans to the ground. And don't get me started on that guy and girl who wanted to get in." He said, shaking his head.

"Well, I doubt we'll see them here during our vacation." Ellen said to her husband."Kids!" She called for them.

"Coming!" Said Chloe, Bennet's youngest child. Chloe, Avery, and Tyler then came into the room. Their dog, Stan, and his pups also came into the room.

"We're ready." Said Avery.

"Good. We'll start the car." Said Bennet and he and Ellen left the hotel room.

Once they were gone, Stan finally spoke."I can't believe you guys aren't bringing me to an Italian restaurant. You know how much I love spaghetti!" He said to them.

"Come on, Stan. You know that dogs aren't allowed in restaurants." Tyler said to Stan.

"Then why are you going?" Stan joked, causing Chloe to laugh a little.

Avery smiled."Sorry, Stan. I promise we'll bring back some leftovers." She said before they left the hotel room. As Tyler closed the door, he forgot to lock it.

Stan looked at his pups, Gracie and Freddy."Well, I guess we might as well tear up some pillows while they're gone."

Five minutes after the James family's car left the hotel, the Gang went to the hotel in Dee's new car."I can't believe Frank didn't want to come with us." Said Mac.

"Ah, screw him. Besides, he didn't even really care about getting into that pool." Said Dennis.

The Gang got out of the car and went into the hotel."Shit! What room is he in?" Dee asked.

"Let's ask one of the employees," Dennis suggested. He walked over to one."Excuse me, do you know where I can find a Bennet James? I'm a friend of his." He lied.

"Oh, I think I saw him and his family leave. But his room is room 8." The employee pointed.

"Thanks," Dennis said. The Gang then went over to the room."Alright, let's do this." Dennis said to the gang.

"Wait, wait, wait! I'm pretty sure the door's locked!" Said Dee.

Charlie then opened it."Wow...who the hell leaves the door unlocked?" Mac asked.

"Yeah, these people are idiots." Charlie said.

"Let's go fuck up this guy's room." Dennis smiled. They went into the room...only to see that it was already a mess. Pillows were ripped up and the TV had fallen to the ground.

"Hey!" Yelled Dee."Who the hell did this?!"

"I think they did." Mac pointed at a dog and two pups that were on one of the beds.

"Damn dogs! We're supposed to ruin this room!" Dee said but didn't expect them to say anything since they were dogs.

"Aw! But they're so cute!" Said Charlie, holding one of the puppies.

The other puppy went over to Dee."Stupid dog." She muttered. She then kicked the pup.

"Hey!" Yelled the older dog."You leave Gracie alone!"

The Gang then looked at the dog, shocked.

"I mean...woof."