My Days in the Akatsuki
Disclaimer & Author's Note: Kishimoto-san is the creator of this series, and owns all the official characters of the Naruto world. All I own however is any original characters that show up in mild filler scenarios. I also own my original character Sekai Ishtal. This is basically Alternative Universe because Naruto is in the Akatsuki. Also, in this story, the Akatsuki are anything BUT an evil organization. They parody, they're fun, they're adventurous, plus, all sorts of shenanigans can happen when they're not busy taking over the world. :D
I'm So Pretty!
"What the hell is going on?" Naruto asks Kisame.
"Itachi's gotten pricked by an unknown serum poison and it made him this way."
"Oh! I am so beautiful!"
Itachi sighs prettily. Somehow, sparkles shined all around him complete with a bloom of rose petals. Itachi's cloak was now navy-colored, and the red clouds were now pink and fuchsia. His usual bishonen hair that would make all boys and girls orgasm just to feel those soft silky tresses of raven locks was now tied up into a ponytail complete with frilly pink bow. Pink frills also lines the edges of the sleeves, the collar...
He was the next poster boy of a romance Shoujo manga...
"I am the most beautiful Akatsuki member who ever lived! Whee!"
He spreads his hands out and twirls in a circle.
Naruto face palms. "Where the hell is Sasori?"
Kisame sighs. "Looking for the thorny plant that made Itachi this way..."
"Ugh... I can't watch this... he's too cute."
Naruto made for the exit, and Kisame decides to follow, leaving Itachi to his giggling boyish girlish self...
I always believed Itachi was too bishy for his own good. :D
Also, read the first chapter... I made an intro for this collection-fic. You'll find it a tiny bit funny... thanks and review if you like! XD