My Days in the Akatsuki

Disclaimer & Author's Note: Kishimoto-san is the creator of this series, and owns all the official characters of the Naruto world. All I own however is any original characters that show up in mild filler scenarios. I also own my original character Sekai Ishtal. This is basically Alternative Universe because Naruto is in the Akatsuki. Also, in this story, the Akatsuki are anything BUT an evil organization. They parody, they're fun, they're adventurous, plus, all sorts of shenanigans can happen when they're not busy taking over the world. :D

Oh, and I also do not own Bleach or any/all Bleach elements in this crossover oneshot.

Shinigami Akatsuki

Naruto lazily opens his right eye, and out of the corner, he spies Itachi walking calmly up to him.

"Hm? Something wrong, Itachi?"

"Looks like the Shinigami are once again in this realm. Lord Pein felt their spiritual pressures when they went through the worldly gate."

"So they are hunting the Hollows that have also broken through into this realm?"

"Correct, Naruto."

Naruto yawns, and flips out of his hammock.

"I shouldn't need to remind you of course..."

"I know," Naruto said, "we have Shinigami powers with a side of Hollow, while Hidan is the organization's only Arrancar-empowered Jashinist... it makes us a no-no in their eyes..." A rather creepy smile lifts Naruto's lips. "I hope I'm not going by myself..."

"No... I and Kisame will accompany you, with back-up awaiting our call."

Naruto nods, donning the organization cloak before picking up his weapon and seallessly strapping it along his back. It was a wide broadsword-styled weapon with a diamond-like point. The center of the blade however was made of a blood red crystal that held a red-orange malevolent glow.

He would have enjoyed relaxing in the outdoors of the Akatsuki's various vacation homes, but a job was a job.

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The three Akatsuki members flash-stepped towards the closing pressure bouts they have been sensing. No doubt those unaware with the ability to sense the spiritual energies were feeling that aura of dread that would close around them. While Sensor-type shinobi MAY faintly feel the energy, as the energy spikes literally have no physical aspects that normally create chakra, they'd have a hell of a hard time locating. This was their reason they resorted to using the Shunpo (Flash Step). The trio stopped on top of a cliff overlooking the land below, where a battle was already going between various Shinigami in impressive numbers, taking out the weaker Hollows. Naruto smirked.

"Let's see... a total of 237 Hollows against a mere 400 Shinigami... not much."

"We'll have to be vary if there are their captain-level Shinigami..."

"So, how do we intrude, Itachi?"

Itachi said nothing, except make his eyes transform into the Sharingan. He leaps into the air and holds his hands gathering his energy. A ball of orange-red forms...

"Kongōbaku (金剛爆, Adamantine Blast)!" He shouts loudly, and thrusts the energy out before him. The blast of red spherical-like energy grows in size and power as it flies right at the battle. Both forces halt, but those in the center of the blast were vaporized by the attack. Many injured, some able to sustain themselves from getting killed, the rest able to escape.

The three vanish, only to warp in the center of the explosion.

"It's them again!" one of the Shinigami gasped, recognizing them by their black cloaks with red cloud prints.

"Hello, sorry to intrude, but Leader-sama sensed you people flaring your energies like candy and asked us to investigate, quell, and eliminate all Hollows or Shinigami that were causing the disturbance."

"You appear to have Shinigami powers, but are against the black hunters," one of the Hollows spoke with a growl in his speech, "are you a follower of the betrayer Aizen, then?"

Naruto grunted.

"Hm, allow me to explain... we don't like for you to come into our world and cause damage, but we also do not like the Shinigami attempting to brand whatever ways they have against us simply because we exist with the powers they use to hunt and eliminate Hollows. This is our realm, and no one, not even hell or heaven, will tell us what to do. You Hollows terrorize, and you Shinigami are prideful, as well as oppress and kill what you do not understand... Reduce All With Sweeping Tails, Kyuubi no Yoko!"

A powerful aura of reiatsu explodes from Naruto, the visible winds of his spirit pressure wildly whipping his cloak about. His sword began to morph, the guard of the weapon growing into the shape of Kyuubi's claw twisting around its broad base. The center of the blade now gains the Kyuubi's single demonic eye, the slit pupil seemingly glaring out at the Hollows, as well as the Shinigami team. From the lower base, the rabbit-like ears grew forth, as sharp as metal, and fangs lined the front top edge, growing shorter as it goes down to the blade's mutated guard. The ending tip of the handle was topped with a black marble-like crystal.

"Therefore, we can't let anyone survive..." Naruto finishes, making a slow sweep of the weapon and holding outward vertically down along his side, fanged side facing their enemy. The weaker Hollows seemed to back briefly by the power Naruto released. The Shinigami were sweating by the oppressive power; it was stronger than their Captains.

"He with the Ability to Help By All Means, Susanoo!"

Itachi's third blade, sheathed across the back of his waist horizontally (and crossed by two other blades) is drawn slowly out whilst releasing a flare of reiatsu. The blade was like ethereal flames of a ruby color once fully unsheathed. The tsuba was three-leaf clover-shaped, the handle gradually longer in length, and the guard flaring with twin tails of a short silk-like scarf with face mask of Susanoo's head guard. That feeling of imminent doom just seemed to loom ever closer.

"Engraving the Ocean Surface, Isonade!"

Kisame's weapon, Samehada, tingled and shivered as his master's reiatsu filtered through. The now glowing bandages slowly tear away revealing its form, the tip slowly growing its shark-like lips with a sadistic grin as they (the bandages) then wrap around the second katana Kisame draws from his side. The weapon then engorges with spiritual power before the bandages finally shred away, revealing the tail of the ancient shark sea monster. The base was as thick as a Great White, but the tip was hooked with a barb-like blade. The top line of the second great sword is lined with three differencing sized shark fins. The blade was a teal green with fading edges of gray, and the barb tip a silver blue. The guard was half shield (like a shark's head) that protected his hand, and the handle was shaped for a two-handed person ending with a squared tsuba.

In sense, Kisame was armed with not only his original weapon, but now his Shikai weapon. Together, with Itachi and Naruto, the trio from the Akatsuki organization looked positively menacing.

"Let's have some fun, huh boys?" Kisame asks the two.

Itachi remained silent and uncaring, facial expression etched with a neutral look, however Naruto was beaming with the joy of imminent slaughter.

The various Adjuchas were great in number along with a few Menos Grande, but their main threat was the small team of Shinigami. Naruto didn't see any of the more familiar ones whom seem to pester around, and assumed most of these Shinigami were just the various low ranks to captain-level Shinigami. The threesome split and attacked. The Hollows fought back, killing whomever they came against, the strange humans with Shinigami powers, or the Shinigami themselves. The Shinigami fought a two-sided battle as well. But they were unable to defend against the powers the three expressed. It was a slaughter. Naruto had fun showing off Kyuubi's powers, Kisame had fun slaying and cutting away with his blades, and Itachi was as calm as ever, showing that even in Shikai, Susanoo's defenses were still as strong as its jutsu variant. Naruto killed one of the Shinigami, but was too late in killing the Hell Butterfly it sent off. He flips back to avoid an energy shot fired from one of the Hollows, and races them, wielding his weapon and lashing out with fox flames.

"C'mon you idiots, can't you hit me?" Kisame taunted his foes.

Being the biggest of the group, it was to be expected me would be slow on his feet, but he was as swift on land as he was in the water. His physical fitness was the downfall of many ninjas and Hollows, and the rare Shinigami that hunted them down. Meanwhile, Itachi sliced the head off one Shinigami, and turns to face the wounded warrior, his blade easily passing through an Adjuchas that leapt in his path. Suddenly a large cleaver of energy raced Itachi, and the Uchiha frowned, slicing his blade upward. The energy blast collided with the shield of reiatsu the blade's defenses generated. Naruto backed away, evading the exploding ice coming from a white-haired kid that came out of a portal, followed by other Shinigami. With another flip, he points his blade up, then slices, releasing a crescent of blood-red orange. His new target used Shunpo to avoid, and he too used Shunpo to avoid getting struck by a snake-like blade. Kisame swept his blade, generating a large water geyser shaped like a shark to fly out, but the woman he targeted jumped out of harms way, dissipating the smoke released by the big-breasted woman.

Man, this woman has bigger breasts than the Slug Sannin, Kisame commented in thought.

"Spear, Hiruko!"

A large plated scorpion tail with a leaking barb tip extruding from a beaked mouth pierces one of the avian Hollows before retracting like a snake. Sasori flashes his usual calm smile, holding the large halberd that was identically similar to his Hiruko Puppet's scorpion tail, only it had a bug-like head, eyes, a short mane of spiny silver hair, with wide triangle beak-like mouth. Several surviving Hollows ganged up on Sasori, but they were sliced down.

"Detonate with Touch, Gari!"

One of the giant Hollows disintegrated into a fiery blast of energy, with an outward explosive shockwave. Its death cry warbled as what remained of it was torn to shreds. Deidara grinned, his katana now transformed into a large segmented gauntlet with clawed fingers and thumb, equipped with a long thick red tongue as a type of wrist-mounted whip that came out of a toothy maw. Deidara's mouth hand remained closed however. He was flying upon his Clay Bird, a smile on his face.

"Constricting Nature, Kagerō!"

Multiple thick green thorny vines erupt from the ground and slash, stab, pierce, and constrict various smaller Hollows, squeezing the life out of them as many of the vines fill their Hollow holes. Zetsu moved from behind a tree, grasping his transformed weapon; a large shield a size smaller than his Mayfly shell with a large blooming exotic flower with a small Venus flytrap sprouting from its center, smaller flowers around it, and a total of nine thick vines, which were stabbing into the ground.

"So, you looked to be enjoying yourselves, un," Deidara said, his clay bird landing next to Naruto.

"Yeah. Good thing you did show up. We have more Shinigami that came as their forces' reinforcements. They show more power than the cannon fodder we slain."

In the group that appeared, were Abarai Renji, Kuchiki Byakuya, Hitsugaya Toshiro, Zaraki Kenpachi, and Matsumoto Rangiku. Their blades were already drawn, as other Shinigami who appeared to be healers were taking the surviving wounded away through one of their portal gates.

"Material World and Light, Amaterasu!"

Itachi commanded Shikai with his second sword. The blade's handle increased in length, purple with black flame-like decoration, and a fireball-styled guard. The blade changed from silver to pitch black, before exploding into shards and igniting into black flames that formed a fiery saber like his third sword. With a quick sweep, the rest of the trapped Hollows Zetsu captured was burned to ash.

"Huh, looks like that freak Kakuzu described is here," Kisame points to Zaraki.

The Akatsuki members crowded together, the remaining essence of reiatsu lofting through the blowing winds.

"I don't know about you... but I hate it when they show up to ruin my fun," Naruto said.

"Naruto is right," Itachi speaks up, as he grasps the third blade tighter, "Bankai: Yūbu no Aragami Susanoo!"

Now Itachi's third blade was fully released, as it shatters completely and wraps him like ribbons of light. The light melts off revealing the armored form of Susanoo now dons his body. His Sharingan Eyes remained active.

"Bankai now, and eliminate Leader-sama's enemies," Naruto orders, "Bankai: Osoroshii Akumu Kyuubi no Yoko!" Naruto's blade slimmed down in size and grew into the length of six feet, but retained a blood orange color. His Bankai form gave him the appearance of bone-like armor reminiscent of his Six-Tailed State but with decoration of symbols and iridescent orange flame marks that lit the empty eye sockets of the fox-like helmet Naruto bore on top of his head, the law forming a lower face guard.

The other Shinigami faced off against the Akatsuki, as the black red-cloud cloaked individuals obeyed Naruto's order, and went into Bankai. To match up power with power, they but Zaraki follow with their own Shikai, and then Bankai...

"Spiritual World and Darkness, Tsukuyomi!"

Itachi's Shikai of his first sword (which simply gained a moon-like mirror to act as a hand guard, with the center of the blade now sporting a circle cut) triggered the next fight...

This was done on a boredom day. o.o

I wish you all to be safe, respect your loved ones, and cherish them and your lives. Live to the fullest, and honor, and remember, those who were tragically taken from us. Show them you love them, by giving a prayer.