My Days in the Akatsuki
Disclaimer & Author's Note: Kishimoto-san is the creator of this series, and owns all the official characters of the Naruto world. All I own however is any original characters that show up in mild filler scenarios. I also own my original character Sekai Ishtal. This is basically Alternative Universe because Naruto is in the Akatsuki. Also, in this story, the Akatsuki are anything BUT an evil organization. They parody, they're fun, they're adventurous, plus, all sorts of shenanigans can happen when they're not busy taking over the world. :D
Weed Causes Hallucinations
Everyone was stoned out their mind. Alcohol was passed around as fast as half the heavy drunks of the organization passed the kush. Naruto was cuddling with a red-faced giggling Konan. Hidan was doing shot attacks with Kisame, Itachi was proclaiming his love to a box of Pocky, and Sasori was using chakra strings to make his anatomically-correct wooden plush puppets have sex. Zetsu was dead because it was discovered his plant DNA matched that of marijuana. Suddenly music could be heard, increasing in volume. Naruto looked around, while Konan was busy sucking him off. He gasped.
"Oh my god, it's that dancing baby from Ally McBeal!" Naruto shouted, pointing to said diaper-wearing baby break dancing to the song "I'm A Hustler".
Deidara blinked, wondering if he was really high, taking a drag of three lit joints (his real mouth, and the two mouths on his hands). It then strips off its baby Akatsuki cloak and continued dancing and shaking its baby bottom.
"That's it, I'm done smoking this bad shit," Deidara said, taking one final long drag and then tossing the weed into the water-filled sink. Blowing the smoke out, he gets up and walks away while his hand mouths spat their joints after snuffling the heat with saliva.
"Tobi dances!" Tobi shouts, and dances with the baby to the song's music. But he didn't need to strip his clothes off and be left in a tiny thong with red clouds on them.
Short and hilarious. :D
Also, don't do drugs... or else this could happen to you... the hallucinations, that is...