My Days in the Akatsuki
Disclaimer & Author's Note: Kishimoto-san is the creator of this series, and owns all the official characters of the Naruto world. All I own however is any original characters that show up in mild filler scenarios. I also own my original character Sekai Ishtal. This is basically Alternative Universe because Naruto is in the Akatsuki. Also, in this story, the Akatsuki are anything BUT an evil organization. They parody, they're fun, they're adventurous, plus, all sorts of shenanigans can happen when they're not busy taking over the world. :D
I love Michael Jackson and always will enjoy the Pop King's songs. So, you know I don't own his songs and his music. But it won't stop me from singing them every once and awhile when I am in a musical mood. ;D
Karaoke Night
It was Karaoke Night at the headquarters of the Akatsuki. All members were told to return, abandoning whatever missions currently handed out. Kakuzu was the last to return at six in the afternoon due to having slain another high-priced bounty and getting the cash reward for it. A recently new member, Sekai, was there as well. Tobi vouched for him to join, and when Pein asked him why he wanted to join Sekai's reason was he got tired of hearing the east boasting that they were better than the west and wanted to show the Eastern Continent ninja neighbors how much they truly suck, and how being too prideful would be their downfall against the Akatsuki.
"Who ate the last bag of crunchy Cheetos?" Naruto complained.
"Sorry, Tobi was hungry," Tobi apologized.
Naruto groans. "Great... no more Cheetos... you pig."
"Oh take mine," Kisame said, throwing his unopened 2 pound bag of crunchy cheesy Cheetos. Naruto like a kid on Christmas morning opens and begins to eat.
"So it's Karaoke Night again?" Naruto asks in-between munching of cheesy goodness.
"Yeah, it sucks," said Kisame, longing for the Cheetos. Naruto sensed the former Mist Swordsman looking at him, or rather, the bag he was holding, and the blonde Jinchuuriki greedily pulled away.
"Why don't you share with him, Naruto?" Sasori muttered, wanting nothing better to do except tinker with his puppets.
"No way. Make Tobi go out and buy more Cheetos if he wants some, or better yet, he can go himself."
"You can be quite mean, Naruto. How can you call yourself a member of the Akatsuki if you don't share?"
Naruto stares at Sasori. "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but at least they're not part of my sex life."
Sasori wisely shuts up.
Once everything was set-up, and the jukebox was on, stereo on and the portable dance floor ready to be used, they drew straws. Itachi won and went to select the first song to be used. A lively beat begins to play on the large speakers, as Itachi throws off his cloak as he spun on his feet. He's now dressed in tight leather pants, a buttoned white shirt, and black polished tap-dance shoes. Some jaws dropped at the sight, as Itachi's hair is slicked back into style.
"He still has those pants?"
Zetsu tore the cloak off his head and threw it aside.
"Man... Itachi always beats us all, even me," Naruto said, sipping his Blue Berry Punch with crushed ice. Try as he might, he couldn't stop staring at the Uchiha's crotch every few minutes...
She was more like a beauty queen from a movie scene
I said don't mind, but what do you mean I am the one
Who will dance on the floor in the round
She said I am the one, who will dance on the floor in the round
She told me her name was Billie Jean, as she caused a scene
Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one
Who will dance on the floor in the round
People always told me be careful of what you do
And don't go around breaking young girls' hearts
And mother always told me be careful of who you love
And be careful of what you do 'cause the lie becomes the truth
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son
"My god he sings good," Sasori whispered to Deidara, who simply nods in agreement.
For forty days and for forty nights
The law was on her side
But who can stand when she's in demand
Her schemes and plans
'Cause we danced on the floor in the round
So take my strong advice, just remember to always think twice
(Do think twice!)
Kakuzu has the digital camcorder out and was recording; he planned to post this on Youtube later.
She told my baby we'd danced till three, then she looked at me
Then showed a photo my baby cried his eyes were like mine (oh, no!)
'Cause we danced on the floor in the round, baby
People always told me be careful of what you do
And don't go around breaking young girls' hearts
She came and stood right by me
Then the smell of sweet perfume
This happened much too soon
She called me to her room
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son
And as Itachi danced in place, busting a rhythmic move, the others were insanely jealous of his numerous talents that don't revolve the ninja lifestyle. Who knew a partially blind man could pull off a Michael Jackson, huh? Even a stationary moonwalk was put into the dance before he resumes the song.
She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son
She says I am the one
She says he is my son
She says I am the one
Billie Jean is not my lover
Billie Jean is not my lover
Billie Jean is not my lover
Billie Jean is not my lover
Billie Jean is not my lover
Naruto groaned, as the points on the karaoke gave him a total five stars on the game, plus extra.
"Beat that!" Itachi crows with a laugh.
"Hey Naruto, stop staring," Kisame said with a not-so-subtle poke to the ribs, jolting the blonde's eyes from Itachi's tightly-packed crotch bulge.
"Sh-shut up, fishy," he stammers, hiding his blush.
By the end of the night, Itachi took first place, Tobi second place, Naruto third, and Deidara last place. Sekai didn't sleep well that night because he kept hearing familiar cries of passion from Itachi's bedroom next door...
He recognized Naruto's voice and as he tries to grasp sleep he never knew Naruto could sound like such a boy slut.
Can you review if you really enjoy this? :D
Do you know how to type Youtube(dot)com, then adding this (/watch?v=C8Dt1ryzkCM) at the end? Why do I see Itachi doing some of these break dance moves when I reread my own chapter?
I should write a sequel to this oneshot in the next update... like what happenns when this is viewed on Youtube... XD