Petari, Cleverland, Qugamire, and Joe all arrive at Mort's Goldman pharmacy storew to see a big brown horse stompins around with it's big horsecock swinging around with each thrash. The hores was destroyring everything in tis path with no regad for human life. But Peter thogt that it was pretty sweet to see a horse like this. Peterr begun to get erect in his green pant as Quagmire did much the same thing.
"Giggty Giggy, awright," Quagmore said, rippimg off his clothesa to revel his naked body. "They say the bet thing about horses as that there cocks are always erect, so i just want to get a good deel on it before i fuck em,!"
Peteres eyes qidened, his massife Quohog cocker throbbing harder than adog in heat.
"I havent seen anything this deranged since that time I sa w Luigi masturbatig to Shrek tokens," Joe said.
Cutaway to Joe in Luigi's crackhouse, watching the green plubmer riding a shrek dildo while buying shrek tokens online. Luigi busts a nut, whih goes flying into Joe's eye. Joe screams and spins arodun, wheeling himself until he goes out ito the street where he gets hit by, he gets struck bi a truck and dies.
"Good thimg I had that isurence," Joe said.
"Oh ym god!" Mort said.
Mort's screm made note that Quagmre was balls deep in the horse, slapping that hore ass like he owned it. His cock plunged deep into the equien anus with fereveredenty and no one could stop him, nor could they stope the horse.
"Damn, this is more disturbing than that time I was a janitor for Profesor Oak," Clevelamd said.
Cleveland walks in on Professor OOak getting rape by a Charizerd. He backs out with out saying a single wordd.
"I'm still traumatise," Cleeveand said
"Guys, look!" Peter pointed out.
"Woahhoah!" Quagmire said.
The horse bucked, knocking quagmire off him as Quagmire bust his nut. The semeen flyew oup into the air and spalchesd into his eye, blinding him. The horse then moved towards Quag with the intent to fuck him to deth, but Quagmire was helpless in hsi manor. No one cold help him out for fear they wold be next, thugh Peter was curois about horseplay.
"No, I musnt let my hornyess control me," Peter said. "But what do we do."
"Shit, if only i had me gun," Joe said. "This is more distressing then that time I tried to watch Cats."
Cut to Joe watching Cats. He comits suricide almost instatly after seeig James Cordens gaping cat asshole.
"I'm still horrified." Joe creid.
"Guys, help!" Quagmire wavved in the air.
But then the horse was going to rape Quagmire, the soud of gunshots rang out. A bulet then went through the hrses head, killing him and making him explode all over the place. More of the horse gut got over Mort's body, making him puke. Peter looked around and saw that it was Brain, his dog friend, and Stewie, his tiny gay son.
"Brian, Stewe, whate re you doing here?" Peter asked.
"We cum from the future," Stewer said. Also, Swetie was the one holing the shotgun. "We come back to this time because a very bad thig is going to happen unless we stop it!"
Brian drunk from his falsk. "Really hoped you hit Quagmire istead," he belched. "Anywy, here."
Brian tok Stewiers time travel machin and layed it out.
"But, what ere we doing?" Peter asked.
"We ned to go furthe into the past," Stevie said. "Otherwis we're all die."
No word spoken as everybody in the store agree and get in time machien. Now it was time travel story and Peter was going to past. But what await them in the past? Will Quagmire get that come of his eyes or his he blind sex pervert? Did Joe die do to being uselss? Who knows!