My Days in the Akatsuki
Disclaimer & Author's Note: Kishimoto-san is the creator of this series, and owns all the official characters of the Naruto world. All I own however is any original characters that show up in mild filler scenarios. I also own my original character Sekai Ishtal. This is basically Alternative Universe because Naruto is in the Akatsuki. Also, in this story, the Akatsuki are anything BUT an evil organization. They parody, they're fun, they're adventurous, plus, all sorts of shenanigans can happen when they're not busy taking over the world. :D
Karaoke Night: The Next Day
He hears a knock on his door. Lowering the manga he was reading, he tells whoever was on the other side the door was unlocked. In walks Sekai. But he doesn't open his mouth upon spying Naruto's manga he was reading. Of course, the title stunned him for a brief moment or two...
"Shota zuki Oneesan wa Okirai 2?"
"You think I'm a pervert?" he questions with a raised eyebrow.
"No, I enjoy reading adult manga myself. Although, I had trouble sleeping last night... what with you sounding like such a shotafied slut in Itachi's room..."
"So you heard huh? Word of advice: earplugs."
"Hm... even so... that Sasori guy... completely puppet-made... does he still have his penis or does he have to buy the equipment?"
Naruto chuckled before imitating grabbing a dildo, but then pulls on an imaginary string, making the sounds of a chainsaw motor revving power. That got a laugh from the sand-blonde Metaru-nin.
"So, that all you're here for?"
"No... No... It's just... have you seen the internet? Itachi's a world-wide sensation. Being proclaimed as Michael Jackson reincarnated..."
"What? Really?"
"Yeah," Sekai answers as Naruto walks by him and towards the living area of the base, and logs onto the computer.
After some searching, Naruto was amazed.
"Holy crap... it's Itachi from last night," Naruto exclaims.
He looks up the info from the video link on Youtube... it was submitted by a "Five Of Undead Hearts".
"Kakuzu... I know nobody else who has multiple hearts..."
"Hey... maybe we should make a parody of Thriller?" Sekai suggested.
Naruto looks at the sandy-haired blonde.
"Hey... that doesn't sound bad... Itachi can sing... hm, but I don't know if Pein will let that happen. I mean, how many are we going to have in the dance routine?"
"Half the village? I see a minimal of fifty peeps, tops..."
"Well... I can see what we can do about it," Naruto said.
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A month later, spies from the Five Great Villages were sent to spy on the Akatsuki due to their spy networks detecting huge movement from Amegakure. Instead, all they spied upon was a reenactment of Michael Jackson's Thriller, led by Naruto. Many took it as a threat; the west saw it as an awesome homage to the late King of Pop.
I got lazy in the end. Sue me! :P