My Days in the Akatsuki
Disclaimer & Author's Note: Kishimoto-san is the creator of this series, and owns all the official characters of the Naruto world. All I own however is any original characters that show up in mild filler scenarios. I also own my original character Sekai Ishtal. This is basically Alternative Universe because Naruto is in the Akatsuki. Also, in this story, the Akatsuki are anything BUT an evil organization. They parody, they're fun, they're adventurous, plus, all sorts of shenanigans can happen when they're not busy taking over the world. :D
Shounen Soldier Ninja
"Oh fuck no!"
Naruto stared at the "outfits" provided to them all.
"No way in hell I'm wearing that and become as shota as Kagamine Len! Who knows what kind of perverts would want to fuck me if I wear this!"
The clothes in question for Naruto basically looked like this: ruby red slipper-type shoes, black sheer-style stocking thighhighs and detached sleeves, white bands with attached frills for the wrists and thighs, a pink ribbon collar with a gold bell attached, a sailor collar in orange and white coloring, a short sailor fuku with an orange stripe, a sleeveless maid-styled white and orange shirt, and on its own separate clamp hanger: white and orange-striped panties. The others have their own but the colors differed.
"And why does Itachi's outfit display a blatant rip-off of Tuxedo Kamen?" Deidara demanded.
"And who's idea was this so I can kill?" Sasori uttered, the forever-teenaged red-head really not going to enjoy wearing this.
"In order: you'll wear them because we're being paid to, I don't know so don't ask me, and it was Tobi's idea after his successful sitcom Everybody Loves Tobi ended its final season with TBS," Pein answers.
Everybody turns to stare at Tobi... who was wearing his own red and black version of the "outfit" everybody else were being forced to wear (for half a million Ryo; not that they know it yet).
"What?"
Later that day, a freshly dug grave appeared on a cliff overlooking Amegakure... church bells tolled in the far distance...
Who WOULD be more shota? Naruto or Len?