My Days in the Akatsuki
Disclaimer & Author's Note: Kishimoto-san is the creator of this series, and owns all the official characters of the Naruto world. All I own however is any original characters that show up in mild filler scenarios. I also own my original character Sekai Ishtal. This is basically Alternative Universe because Naruto is in the Akatsuki. Also, in this story, the Akatsuki are anything BUT an evil organization. They parody, they're fun, they're adventurous, plus, all sorts of shenanigans can happen when they're not busy taking over the world. :D
CAUTION: Crudely adult humor (lightly humor).
Never Trust Fast Food
"Here you go."
Deidara blinked, as he was handed a large supersized serving of pepper-dusted shoestring fries from Zackdonalds.
"Oh, thanks. I was getting hungry," he says as he happily munches away on his favorite fries in all of the Five Great Nations.
He blinks again, and looks at Naruto again. He... or rather, she... she was wearing an orange tube-top tank with a deal of cleavage exposed, and a fishnet long-sleeved shirt with the sleeves ending in thumb sleeves and third finger rings. She also wore spiked black bracelets, a leather choker with a round dog tag dangling from the front, had several rings pierced along her ears, and wore beige cargo pants with black steel-capped boots, an orange belt, and she had her blonde hair with purple and pink streaks tied into twin pigtails with red ribbons.
"Why are you a girl, Naruto?"
"Oh, Itachi decided to have a hetero relationship for a month so I gone Oiroke no Jutsu and began to dress like a preppy Goth. You didn't know because you were hunting down the Five-tailed Jinchuuriki with Tobi that week you were gone."
"Ah," he says with an air of dismissal.
"I'm mad though," she said.
"Why's that?"
"I got fired from Zackdonalds," Naruto whined.
"Oh, that's too bad..." Deidara says, but continued to enjoy his food.
"I mean... it's just a damn outrage! It's not my fault, and yet that geeky little fucker didn't give a damn. Of course he'll care once Hidan and Kakuzu go after him after the hit I put on his head. Hehehehehe..."
"Yeah," Deidara speaks, after swallowing his last mouthful off fries, "so, whatcha get fired for?"
"Oh, some fuckwad was pissing in the oil that fries up the shoestring fries, the seasoned curlies and waffle fries, and onion rings and whatnot, and I got blamed for it. Honestly, I mean... how would I pee in the fry oil?"
Unbeknownst to Naruto, Deidara froze in mid-munch.
"If I DID piss in the oil, I'd have to be completely bottomless, my ass and tight pussy open to all to see, and squatting on that small steel counter-top aiming my clit towards the oil. But if I DID, I don't wanna get oil burns on my cunt from the back splash..."
She sighs, and flops back into the couch arms crossed accentuating her breasts more.
"Then again, if I served food naked I'd bring in a heck of a lot more customers... but on the other hand, I'd probably end up in a gangbang with a bunch of horny teenaged guys Itachi would most likely murder once he finds out I'm being used as a cum dumpster slut."
Elsewhere in the village, Sekai had the urge to jerk off to thoughts of a Female Naruto.
"What do you think Deidara?"
But he wasn't there when she turned to face him. The food was splayed over the table top, and the former Iwa-nin was nowhere to be seen.
"Hmm... must be thirsty."
She picks up the remote and turns on the TV, before taking out her laptop, turns it on, and begins to read web comics from VG-Cats, Chugworth Academy, and Doctor Cat.
"Ooo fries," Tobi exclaims, stealing the leftover food and running out of the room.
The mentioned web comics are awesome. Check 'em sometime~