My Days in the Akatsuki
Disclaimer & Author's Note: Kishimoto-san is the creator of this series, and owns all the official characters of the Naruto world. All I own however is any original characters that show up in mild filler scenarios. I also own my original character Sekai Ishtal. This is basically Alternative Universe because Naruto is in the Akatsuki. Also, in this story, the Akatsuki are anything BUT an evil organization. They parody, they're fun, they're adventurous, plus, all sorts of shenanigans can happen when they're not busy taking over the world. :D
WARNING: Epic funniness. Do not attempt to laugh for a prolonged period of time. D:
Erotic Romance Book Nit-Picking with Humor
Naruto was barely breathing due to how hard he was laughing.
Deidara glanced over at Naruto from his place on the couch sculpting up some figurine models (out of non-explosive clay) of various Gundam Models.
"What the hell is so funny?"
"T-This place I'm reading... Dear Author dot com. Oh my god the review of this book... so fucking hilarious."
He giggles openly.
Deidara finished Wing Zero's weapons before kicking up off the couch and walks to the blond teen.
"It's a review of KNIGHT MOVES... my god, this book is supposed to be one of those adult sex romance novels like Icha Icha Paradise but with more words and less art... but this fails epically!"
"How epic fail?"
He reads the review, until it comes to the first quote: And the sight of the huge penis the knight is holding in his right hand as he shakes off the last few drops of pee is even more dazzling.
"What the hell?"
"Read more below," Naruto said; glad to be distracted; he didn't want to die from lack of air.
But soon, Deidara now finds Naruto's humor in reading this, and is soon stifling his own giggles. But soon, he gets to this part of a large quote: Once he's lost his footing, I pull myself off his codpiece as my lady hood makes a disappointed queeb sound as we separate…
And here, he explodes into hysterical laughter. Naruto quickly joins.
"See? So frigging funny! My god, the sex in this sounds so god damned bad!"
They continue reading, laughing at parts that sounded just completely ridiculous, such as "pulsing vibrations at warp speed" which sounded far-fetched and could be translated as "urinal time traveling portal". Around forty minutes, they finally finished reading the review. They laughed at parts where the sex descriptions was like high on crack, and other parts were just so horrible it raised questions on what the author was smoking when he or she wrote it.
"Bad, sounds like it were written by a twelve year old, but I'm afraid Jiraiya would likely enjoy this trash if only to plagiarize in his own perverted views."
"Shit... this just made my whole day," Deidara said, wiping a tear.
"At least I now know what blown out of the water truly sounds like."
"Queeb," Deidara said, causing another round of sustained laughter from the two youngest members of the Akatsuki.
I don't know if I should type the URL here, therefore, to understand the full meaning of this strange but cracky oneshot, Google "review knight moves by jamaica layne", and the first link Google brings up should have "dearauthor(dot)com" under the first link. Check it to understand how close I came to dying from laughter reading this very horrible romance novel.