My Days in the Akatsuki
Disclaimer & Author's Note: Kishimoto-san is the creator of this series, and owns all the official characters of the Naruto world. All I own however is any original characters that show up in mild filler scenarios. I also own my original character Sekai Ishtal. This is basically Alternative Universe because Naruto is in the Akatsuki. Also, in this story, the Akatsuki are anything BUT an evil organization. They parody, they're fun, they're adventurous, plus, all sorts of shenanigans can happen when they're not busy taking over the world. :D I also do not own anything else that is considered a crossover.
This shows a bit of spoilers for Call of Duty: Black Ops' Zombie Mode for the campaign map "Moon".
Moon
Three giant missiles filled with destructive warheads flew from their posts, their rocket boosters propelling them through space as they fly from the moon base. Hidan swung his scythe, slicing away the last wave of zombies before starring with the others and their "partner" Danzo as the three missiles flew, their trajectory taking them towards Earth in the distance.
"This had better work..."
"Danzo said this would work and help bring the planet back to a normal balance with the undead taken out," Itachi said. He, Hidan, Danzo, Kakuzu, and Tobi were the last survivors. Everyone else in the Akatsuki is dead, Naruto was apparently frozen in a cryogenic pyramid where he was soon released and was seen having the power of controlling the zombies on the Moon (with a fake body similar to a humanoid nine-tailed fox), and the rest of the human race and animal life resided on the deserted Earth... aside the undead ninjas and scientists on the Moon (aka Danzo's men and women now undead).
Soon, once it happens, the others will die, I'll steal Naruto's powers, and then rule the universe, Danzo thought with a sneer hidden by his helmet's solar lens shade.
THIRTY SECONDS UNTIL IMPACT...
One large "ball of light" emerged thirty seconds later, then another, then the last one.
BOOM!
Danzo begins to cackle. The moon itself seems to shake due to the tremendous shockwave of energy released, and continues to quake from the aftershocks. The three missiles have essentially turned Earth into a dead planet as Danzo laughs insanely; the nuclear warheads stores on the three missiles destroying any surviving live on the planet, incinerated all green life, scorched the surface, evaporated 90 percent of the planet's liquid, and in a way, created three massive craters and splintering cracks to show itself on the surface of the destroyed Earth.
"I did it! I finally achieved my plan! You fools thought the missiles held the vaccine to destroying Element 115, but instead, all you did for me was destroy the Earth!"
"Danzo!" Itachi shouted as he turns his Wave Gun at the maniacal cripple and blasts him in the face, shattering his helmet and thus exposing him to the vacuum of space. Danzo's cries were silent as the air was driven from his lungs, before imploding. He collapses slowly, throwing a bit of moon dust as his body thumps the ground.
"Uh, that's it? Seriously?" Hidan said, in sheer disbelief, "All that work and all we did was blow up the Earth? What the fuck..."
But I want my real body back, Naruto's voice echoed.
Danzo's body twitched, before kicking up and rushing Itachi, smashing his fist through the helmet. The last Uchiha died, the vacuum imploding his lungs, all liquids freezing. He iced. Danzo showed all signs of space exposure, but was now also showing signs of being undead.
"YOU WILL DIE!" Danzo roars, before getting beheaded by Hidan's scythe.
But the ground explodes as zombies unbury, and more begin to pour out from the space dome. Kakuzu, Hidan, and Tobi begin to fight back, until a loud cry echoed. Naruto slowly got up, now in Itachi's body.
Now I have the power... die! Danzo's voice echoed.
And soon, Danzo was the last to live... or unlive... whatever. He killed Minato, destroyed his son, destroyed the human race, has control of the surviving zombies of his former Ne Operation Ranks, and remained on that moon until centuries later, when humanoid aliens appeared. The alien race were taken down by Danzo's undead army, and Danzo himself with his new fox-like body returned to the aliens' home world in their spaceship...
Universal conquest has begun...
I like that quote myself muttered by Dempsey after the final Easter Egg is completed on the Black Ops Moon map. What's different from original is Danzo would survive, and take control of an alien ship centuries later after killing the rest of the Akatsuki members. Seen above, well... you understand what occurred.