My Days in the Akatsuki

Disclaimer & Author's Note: Kishimoto-san is the creator of this series, and owns all the official characters of the Naruto world. All I own however is any original characters that show up in mild filler scenarios. I also own my original character Sekai Ishtal. This is basically Alternative Universe because Naruto is in the Akatsuki. Also, in this story, the Akatsuki are anything BUT an evil organization. They parody, they're fun, they're adventurous, plus, all sorts of shenanigans can happen when they're not busy taking over the world. :D I also do not own anything else that is seen here in crossover specifications.

All except Naruto in a dress... THAT I do own... he's cute in a dress somehow.


I Am His Maid

Naruto felt exposed. The maid dress (1) given to him was a primary pink color with pinkish white, and he was wearing the entire assemble: dress, maid headdress, garter, stocking... everything a maid would normally wear, even the lacy panties.

"Stop fussing," Itachi said, acting completely normal and cool, "you look good. Besides, you knew the deal when you lost that card game last week."

"I can't believe I was talked into doing this by Konan," Naruto fussed, his cheeks taking on a slightly red tint when he heard whistles and cat calls from a couple of people.

"If I was younger, I'd be acceptable for shota date rape," Naruto told Itachi.

If Itachi heard, he said nothing.


1. In my profile I got this link under Fanart Section leading to a freetexthost file I created, and it has some links. I got an image link there to the outfit in question Naruto was wearing. Check it out, and then have a laugh.