My Days in the Akatsuki
Disclaimer: Kishimoto-san is the creator of this series, and owns all the official characters of the Naruto world. All I own however is any original characters that show up in mild filler scenarios. I also own my original character Sekai Ishtal.
Author's Note: This is basically Alternative Universe because Naruto is in the Akatsuki. Also, in this story, the Akatsuki are anything BUT an evil organization. They parody, they're fun, they're adventurous, plus, all sorts of shenanigans can happen when they're not busy taking over the world. :D I also do not own anything else that is seen here in crossover specifications.
Andy Dick
A car slows to a stop at the dirt side of a road in the middle of an unnamed country.
"What are we doing here?" questioned comedian Andy Dick.
"We're going for a walk," Deidara tells the man.
"But-"
"Want the drugs?" Deidara taunts, shaking an orange pill bottle, making it rattle loud. Andy goes into a dog mentality at the sound of yummy. "Go fetch the drugs, boy!"
Andy jumps out the back window like a dog and runs across the street and over to the bottle.
"FLOOR IT!"
A squeal of tires echo as the van speeds off in a hurry. Andy Dick looked back, as Naruto rolls the electronic windows up.
"Good idea on throwing those drugs out the window," said Naruto.
Deidara grins. "They were orange and white Tic-Tacs," was the young man's reply.
"Ahh." Naruto leans back into the seat as they drive down the county highway, "even better."
The two Akatsuki members smile and drive down the country road. Naruto turns the radio on and searches for his favorite station.
"You are listening to Liberty City Hard Radio."
A song starts playing, and Naruto nodded. He liked this song. He happens to take a glance in the rearview mirror, and his eyes widen. He turns around to look out the back window, and gasped.
"Uhh, Deidara... Andy Dick's chasing us."
"What?" he shouted, and looks in the rear mirror. Indeed, the man was running after them down the country highway.
"Drive faster!" Naruto yelled panicky-like.
"I'm driving faster than the legal speed limit right now!" He yells back.
Andy Dick started to increase his land speed, huffing and puffing.
"He's gaining on us!" Naruto shouts.
Andy Dick then takes out a gun, and the two boys scream. But instead of taking aim, he simply runs even faster than Deidara's vehicle. With a casted glare... he runs past.
Deidara blinks. "He's running past us?"
And soon it becomes clear: he ran towards the 24 hour pharmacy they soon pass and hear two gunshots and a girl's cry.
Naruto sighed. "Oh... he's robbing a pharmacy for drugs." The two calm down. Naruto smiles, and reclines again. "That's nice."