My Days in the Akatsuki
Disclaimer: Kishimoto-san is the creator of this series, and owns all the official characters of the Naruto world. All I own however is any original characters that show up in mild filler scenarios. I also own my original character Sekai Ishtal.
Author's Note: This is basically Alternative Universe because Naruto is in the Akatsuki. Also, in this story, the Akatsuki are anything BUT an evil organization. They parody, they're fun, they're adventurous, plus, all sorts of shenanigans can happen when they're not busy taking over the world. :D I also do not own anything else that is seen here in crossover specifications.
火遁：尾九火災の流れ
Two Akatsuki members were having fun with a camp out. It was night time and the stars were bright and clear in the cloudless sky, with the flicker and crackle of fire in a dugout pit. Tobi adds some new firewood to the flames to keep it burning lively before sticking a hotdog on a long metal stick and roasts it in the licking tongues of the flame. His outdoor companion was roasting marshmallows, but unlike our orange-masked buddy using the flames on top, Naruto kept the puffy food stuffs closer to the hottest areas of coals.
All of a sudden a girl emerged from literally the very shadows near the bridge that crosses over the large river.
"Hi, I'm a Twilight fangirl. I'm looking for sparkly vampires that could live out here in these weird woods by the river. Can you-"
Nine streams of powerful flames explode forth from Naruto's mouth as the flame scorches the surrounding area it "splashes" a black char. The flame continues to burn and burn and burn, until finally Naruto could no longer hold the jutsu and cuts off his chakra. Not even ash existed of the poor victim of the book series and its movie adaptations. A small Suiton jutsu was used to smother the hot spot.
Tobi blinks his only exposed eye. "Tobi thinks you have issues."
Naruto shivers. "I hate Twilight fangirls. They get all giggly about stalking emos that sparkle, or the fact somehow a vampire has the ability to get an erection when it's technically dead to impregnate a living human."
"... Tobi believes you went overkill," the masked man added.
"Shut up," Naruto said, and returns to what he was doing earlier: make yummy smores by the campfire. "You made sure the boat was properly anchored and the caught fish in the fish box are still alive?"
"Tobi is sure the boat is anchored to the rocky shore, and the fishes are still swimming lively," the masked man cheerfully replies.
Naruto nodded, before blowing the fire on his marshmallows, and goes to the nearby table next to the RV to make more smores.
I was asked by someone who followed me on Tumblr to write something that involving the fun of camping out and Twilight.
Well, there you go~
Katon: Okyū Kasai no Nagare (Fire Release: Nine Tailed Fire Stream) - Nine streams of flames blown out. Basically the use of a portable propane blow torch but with a much larger flame.