My Days in the Akatsuki
Disclaimer: Kishimoto-san is the creator of this series, and owns all the official characters of the Naruto world. All I own however is any original characters that show up in mild filler scenarios. I also own my original character Sekai Ishtal.
Wanna Know How Much Brian Griffin's Faster than the Speed of Love Sucks?
Naruto took out a large storage scroll and swipes a bit of his blood on the seal, unraveling the item and revealing in a plume of smoke dozens of thick books. On each back was an author photo of a anthromorphic white dog with larger-than-be muscles.
"What's that?" Deidara asked.
"Oh, a bunch of books from this loser author who thought he wrote a masterpiece novel. The bookstore I go to had all these unsold copies at twelve thousand. I said I'll take them all and the guy was very happy for it."
"And... you like this?" questioned the bomb-loving ninja.
"Nope. I use it for kindling," he answers, grabbing the book Deidara leafed through like a flip-book, and tosses it onto the fire giving it more to burn.
"Oh..."
Deidara grabs another book and tosses it into the fire.
"I've used three hundred books thus far making fires on these long-term missions. Heh... if there was one thing this Brian guy is good at, it's writing up firewood."
"Ha!" Deidara barks a laugh.
The two share a laugh together.
... And now you know how much Brian's novel sucks...