The Urahara Shop Computer
Disclaimer: Tite Kubo is the author of the popular manga/anime series and has complete ownership of all official Bleach characters. The only thing I own from this collection story is any/all Original Characters, plots, drabbles, etcetera. I only own my characters Sekai and Rin Ishtal.
Author's Note: I have three Harry Potter collection fics, one Vocaloid collection fic, and three Naruto collection fics. Getting more into Bleach through either HP or Naruto, I thought I should make a Bleach collection fic to add incase I get any Bleach-y ideas or randomness popping into my head. I hope to have new folks flocking to this, and in term, my other stories that need desperate life shocked back into their plotlines again. If you got any requests for something like short ideas, just tell me in a PM or in your review.
This chapter is something based off the plot of a writer whose story is really great. It's called Exiles by FanFiction Author Zephyras. If you haven't read it, do so now. This story came to me in a weird dream involving those spy camera scenes when Soul Society spied upon Rukia and Ichigo. What if... they spied while sleeping? Since I like IchiRuki in this variant oneshot they're already sleeping together. :P
Soul Society Webcam
The Gotei 13 once again were at a meeting involving the betrayer, Rukia, and the traitors Urahara, Yoruichi, and the mystery human who had Shinigami powers.
"So, what are we doing here? Has something come up involving what's happening in the World of the Living?" Tōshirō questioned aloud.
"We discovered something interesting in the archives when we were working on clearing old footage that has little insignificant meaning."
The woman next to the young man cleared her throat.
"We found something odd when we reviewed the tape recordings from last week... and... well, just watch," said the technician, who inserts the disc into the wall and the large monitor springs to life. The screen's snow soon disappears and reveals a bedroom. The door opens and Ichigo and Rukia walk into view of the hidden spy camera created by Mayuri's tech team.
"Man, that was horrible," Ichigo mutters, unbuttoning his shirt.
"Your fault you didn't watch where you were going," Rukia said, looking to the orange-haired young man.
"My fault? How in the hell is it my fault when a giant foot suddenly crashes onto the street out in the middle of friggin' nowhere?"
Rukia takes off her shirt and tosses it into the clothes hamper next to the door that leads to the bathroom. "Thank god Uryū had the idea to fire an arrow and slay the Menos." She heads into the bathroom and closes the door.
"So, what do you want to do tomorrow Rukia? Go bother Hat-n-Clogs?"
"Nah. I don't wish to get roped into doing something for one of his overseas clients again. Remember Mallet Island?"
Ichigo paused for a moment, before taking off his pants and boxers (Raniku giggled at what she saw while the other females in the room break into blushes).
"Who could forget? You think Hell would have a seal-tight door and yet they got these back doors like the sleazy bars and strip clubs in the Red Light District."
He put on his night clothes, as Rukia left the bathroom sliding on her night gown, face cleanly washed. Ichigo was in bed and had taken out his Kindle and had it turned on. A few minutes silence aside the TV turning on, and the couple just cuddled in bed.
"Huh, I got e-mail from Ulquiorra."
"The former Cuatro Espada? What does he want?"
"... He wants to know if Orihime's not seeing anybody," he answered.
"Huh? Really?"
"Yeah, really." Ichigo shows the message that's in his Hotmail inbox.
"Huh... interesting pairing. Is Orihime seeing anybody right now?"
"Not to my knowledge," Ichigo said, writing a response to the Arrancar.
Ever since the surviving Espada decided to take control of the palace (and those truly loyal to Aizen killed off like Zommari, Aaroniero, and Yammy; Nnoitra is also dead but only by Nel's hand) after Aizen was thwarted and his true plans revealed to the Espada and their surviving Fracción, they discovered the world of the internet in the human world. Well, let's just say Ulquiorra was practically one of those elite gamers in the Call of Duty series, Luppi and Gin enjoyed playing online pranks, and Szayelaporro now had an addiction to online porn.
The couple did nothing except watch television or play on the Kindle...
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"How can a woman not shave down there? Seriously..."
"Try any position she wants," Ichigo says, "that baby's not coming out without rug burn."
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"What are you playing?"
"Rockman Online," Ichigo replied to Rukia's pondering question.
She nods and flips the channel to a comedy station...
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"Hey Rukia?"
"Yeah, Ichigo?"
Ichigo revealed something to Rukia on the device he was holding.
"Is this for real?" she asks, a look of surprise on her face.
"Yeah it is."
"Huh... Ulquiorra's very popular on gaming websites..."
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... Soon it was 11:27 PM at night when the couple had gone to sleep (after that hour and half "adult make-out session"; if you can't see the double meaning of those quotations you're a virgin). The video fast-forwarded until playing at normal speed again. The time at the corner read 12:28 AM, when the window opened. To the silent shock of everyone, they saw a humanoid Hollow (Arrancar) break into the room. Tall, muscular, a lean appearance and a Hollow hole in his sternum, with short sky blue hair and a fragment of a bone mask on his right cheek. The open-shirted Hollow with blue jeans tip-toes past the bed, keeping a hold on his sheathed Zanpakutō. He stops at the dresser, reaches for Ichigo's wallet, and Grimmjow (not like the Gotei 13 knew his name) steals all ¥9,000. Folding the wallet back where he found it, Grimmjow sneaks back to the window, silently climbs out, closes the window, and disappears.
Fast-forward to 1:04 AM, Isshin breaks into his son's house if only to return what looked like several DVDs. What kind of father breaks into his son's house to return movies? Really? Fast-forward to 2:30 AM and a hole appeared on screen and out pops another Hollow and traitor Shinigami Gin Ichimaru (this shocked Rangiku) who... steals Ichigo and Rukia's television and DVD player? Loot in hand they disappear back into the hole. Fast-forward two hours later and the same feminine-looking Hollow with short dark hair returns the TV and DVD player and Gin makes sure to grab what looked like a lacy pair of panties tangled in the cords before vanishing. At 5 in the morning, Grimmjow returns and deposits money to make it look like he didn't steal from Ichigo in the first place. He was wearing clothes that showed Grimmjow was partying at Las Vegas, Nevada.
Believe it or not, Grimmjow had a lot of luck when it comes to gambling. Up until seven in the morning a weird man wearing kabuki clothing with white hair had broken in the house and painted a picture of the couple sleeping in the bed (the painting had a different vision as the painter made the couple nude and in such a naughty position), and then disappears with his finished art as the sun shined in the window revealing morning. The time was 7:34 AM when it plays at normal speed, and Ichigo's hand smacks the buzzing alarm clock. Rukia moans but continues sleeping as Ichigo rubs the sleeping from his eyes, yawns rather loud, and heads to the adjoined bathroom.
"MORNING ICHIGO!"
Rukia is rudely woken up by the scream of a man kicking Ichigo through the bathroom door. Yup, it was Isshin.
"Isshin you bastard!" Rukia yells throwing the alarm clock and clocking the man in the head.
"What the hell were you doing in my bathroom, old man?" Ichigo yells after recovering from the sudden surprise attack.
"I came to bring back those moves I borrowed from last week," he said, flashing out said DVDs he returned earlier in the night. Does anybody realize how mind-boggling this looks right now? Yeah ignore the fact you're bleeding from the hit to the head by an alarm clock...
"You are a very disturbed man," Rukia stated, growling.
She needs coffee to function from the sudden wake-up call.
The replay ends there and the tech woman takes the disc from the player, as the Gotei 13 question what they just saw was actually real...
My dream had a deleted scene that was very perverted and lemony. Otherwise, yes it was... a weird dream. And if Ichigo and Grimmjow were friends I can totally see him stealing money from Ichigo's wallet.