I'm not dead yet...

So, hello DxD fandom, long time no see. Nothing else to talk about, RL being a big of a pain in my schedule, with some other projects going on fanfic-related, and maybe again I'm being a lazy bum about my updates but... It's here, a new chapter of Re-birth. Sorry about the delay, I promise it won't happen too much, and, as a warning, if the title didn't said it enough, this is a lemon chapter, because I think I forgot that this supposew to be the dxd fandom. So... Here it is. You guys are inteligent, will know when the lemon starts and whatnot. So, as always, stay golden, I'm sorry for the delay and... Good read.

As always, dxd doesn't belong to me~.


"Well, m-my name is... Whiswain."

"Wow, that's a really lame name..."

"How cruel~! I'm sorry, but that's just too cruel~!"

And yet again, the Tsukino household held another tenant, now this brunette cute half-grim reaper with a beauty mark under her visible eye and skin so pale she practically glows like a real ghost. Now we were all at the living room, talking and sharing the usual introductions to each other, with the exception of my dear husband, who's resting back on Kuoh academy after we took care of his injuries, and Rina who suddenly got a headache and was now resting on her room, leaving me, Tasha and Ryuubi to guide the ghost to the said house which was now a mansion...

"Huuuh~...?"

"W-What...?" And again Whis-san almost jumped in surprise when she saw a certain purple-haired witch laid on the tatami floor to look at her creamy long legs. Tasha said nothing, yet reached one of her fingers to touch her legs. Whis-san yelped and slapped that hand away. "Eek! Please, don't do that! And I'm sorry for ordering you around!"

"Ghost. But with legs. Odd." Observed the witch blinking her purple eyes back at the hybrid brunette. I couldn't help but to chuckle a little, even if Whis-san looks me funny.

"Tasha, Whiswain-san isn't a ghost. She's a grim reaper, and a hybrid as that. Having legs can't be much of a stretch." I said, as she turned her eyes to me and nodded. Whiswain-san, still blushing and losing steam out of her ears, crawled away for me, and hid behind my back. I sighed to hide another chuckle, and like my husband would do, patted her on the head. "It's okay, Whiswain-san. Tasha might be a little... Kinda... A huge pervert, but she won't harm you. Maybe she'll even protect you."

"Umuh. Friends now." Even with that statement and nod, the reaper wasn't entire trustful about Tasha. To be fair, Rina's peerage is indeed a bunch of misfits, with the exception of my dear husband, who just so happens to be pretty girls with big breasts. I wonder how this series would going to be if they so happens to be a bunch of uglies. I supported my chin with my hands supported by the elbows on the table, and looked back at her.

"You sure likes to make friends, don't you Tasha?" I said with a knack of sarcasm in my voice. She only blinked a few times and mimicked my bored, slow expression. And again, she shrugged.

"Tsukino-chin. Not the only one to attract friends. I have a life too." She said nonchalantly. That one hurt a little with my pride, but I have to keep in mind that it's with Tasha I'm talking about. She's very sociable despite all of those jokes. No wonder she's the third most popular girl among the second-years. "Akabane-chin. Friends with me too. Sharing is caring."

"Yeah, I guess." I scratched my cheek, blushing a little. She caught me by surprise again, stupid Tasha. Sharing is caring, right? If only she knew. I turned back towards the half-reaper hiding on my back, and again patted her on the head. "So, as you can see, we won't harm you, Whiswain-san. There's a reason why Nemesis-san chose us to take care of you."

"New harem member?"

*CHOP!*

"Hurt." You shut up now, we don't want her to be scared of us... Again.

"B-But Nemesis-dono is also kind of scary..." She murmured under her breath. I made a face for that, I made a face, because no matter how much I want to deny it, I can't. Nemesis-san can be quite frightening even when she doesn't want to, not to mention... A total bitch too. Before I could say anything, I heard the reaper girl gulp hard, to then begin to apologize. "N-Not that there's anything wrong with that! I mean... She's a headmaster of Kuoh, I can't blame her for being like that because of her students~! Please don't tell her, I'm sorry~...!"

*CHOP!*

"Ow~... Why does everybody likes to hit m-*CHOP!* Owww~...!"

"Whiswain-san, this is for your own good. You need to learn that kindness and apologies will only lead you so far if you're a harem protagonist." I lectured her, she holding her head in pain and getting teary in one of her eyes. She's cute, but being cute in this world is only a ticket for either bullying or being kidnapped around by rapists(Aria - It'd be kinda funny if it wasn't true.). She must build character in order to survive. But not now. I patted her on the head in a sign of amiability. "You're cute and fragile, thus an easy target for Devils and fallen Angels. You need to get stronger and bolder, otherwise you'll have to apologize a lot from now on in Kuoh academy."

"Hyaaaah~, Yoko-san said I'm cute~. And she's trying to help me~. I'm sorry, but this is so embarrassing~." And again she went all red and embarrassed, covering her face from us and shaking around like a typical highschooler would. She's way nice and innocent, which means she'll be kidnapped a lot, like another dumb blonde we all know (Aria- Stop making fun of my grandma.). "I mean, uh... I'm sorr-... My name is Whiswain, and I'm sorry for this, but if you think my name is lame, then t-t-too bad... For you! *GASP!*"

"Ah, ah! That's the way, that's the way! One step closer to be someone independent and dependable in so little time. And we didn't even need 20 volumes." I said as I slowly clapped, followed by everybody. Whiswain, who was covering her mouth out of pure embarrassment, suddenly flashed us a bright smile, although still covering her face. Well, there goes her introduction, I guess it's time for me too. I took a deep breath, and concentrating a little, I sprouted both my true ears and tail. "Well, I guess it's time for me to present myself. My name is... Akabane Yoko, I'm also a freshman in Kuoh academy. I'm the wife of the sekiryuutei and leader of the Kanto supernatural faction."

"Oh... I thought Nurarihyoun-san were the leader of the youkai faction." *SNAP!*, just by hearing that name, a small vein of rage popped out of my head. Apparently, it didn't pass unnoticed by my peers. "A-Ah! I'm sorry...!"

"Don't... Apologize. It's a common mistake." I said, trying and miserably failing at disguising my clearly enraged face. Oh, how I hate Nurarihyoun-kun! "Just remember this, for your own safety: He's the leader of the Youkai Parade! I'm the true leader of the entire faction. Please keep this in mind... From now on!"

"Hiiiih~... U-Understood..." That would be the time Ichijou would snap me away with a chop on the head, saying for me to calm down. Huh... Anyway, who's next?

"Tasha Campbell. Second year. Gremory-chin's Bishop. Let's get along." The perverted witch said with the following, coming closer to us and now holding hands with the said reaper, making her blush until the last string of hair! "You. Part of the group now."

"A-Ah...! Touchy...! I'm sorry, I don't know how to deal with this...!" Murmured the brunette and trembling like jelly, but trying her best to stay conscious and holding hands. I was quick enough to separate the two before she could explode. "Ah! Thank you, Yoko-san...!"

"Tasha, like I've said before: she might be part of the group, but avoid scaring her. Heavens knows what Nemesis-san will do to us." I said towards the witch, patting her head a little in a sign of easiness. She's alright, but too blunt, like a goddamn bat. The purple-head nodded, and then we all turned to the pinkerette who was too busy reading the homework from her students to actually say anything up until now. In the end, she lifted her head and stood up, hands on hips like a king she actually kinda is.

"And yours truly is the descendant of the one and only General of the three Kingdoms, trained under the tutelage of Sun Wukong himself and master martial artist: Liu Bei!" Said Ryuubi with a grin on her face and now bending over to look at the grim reaper from a higher ground. Again the shy reaper hid behind my back in a hurry. But in the end, after a few seconds of silence, she cocked her head to a side to look back at the pinkerette, and nodded with a smile. "I'm also a teacher at the college section of Kuoh academy, so if anything, you can ask yours truly for help in any subject or scholar matter!"

"T-Thank you very much, ms. Liu Bei. I-I deeply appreciate." And again the reaper smiled, a trembling but genuine smile. Good to see everybody getting along in their own twisted way. We're not even humans to begin with, so of course any kind of bond between us would be anything but normal. "I... I hope we can get along. I'll... I'll do my best to be also as useful as possible!"

"Good girl, good girl. You're walking the right path, now! Welcome to the group." I said again patting her on the head as she blushed and snuggled on it again. A lost puppy, that's what she is. "You already met Ichijou, and Gremory will introduce herself later, so I guess that's it for now..."

"..."

"Okay, okay. Hey Whiswain-san, there's one more member you'll meet. When we're done with her, you'll show her that side of yours as well, understood?" I said with a by of uneasiness in my voice, as Whiswain-san also turned kinda confused. Tasha, on the other hand, went starry-eyed for me, and nodded with the best smile she could muster, which is saying a lot for her. Yeah, I need to keep reminding myself that we're a family, and no one is excluded. At least in Tasha's eyes. I guess that's it for today. "So... That's it for today. Since mama Kyou's still on the hospital with Sarah-san, I guess dinner will have to wait..."

"Eh...? Aren't you going to introduce me to your friend?" Said the grim reaper with an interrogation mark. I responded to that with a curious hum, and as always, she hid herself behind a wall of hands, blushing. "I'm sorry...! It's just... I can feel life wavelengths... I think your friend you were talking about is... Over there...?"

"What...?!" Euphoria and alertness suddenly hit all of us as we turned to that direction, the place above the fine china closet! What the hell?! Not even my senjutsu was able to sense it! So much for a grim reaper! I dismissed my eyepatch and scanned that specific place a little and, soon enough, I could distinguish a certain creature on it! As soon as I spotted, however, it also noted my awareness, and jumped away! "It's running away! Tasha!"

"On it." The witch lifted a finger, and a barrier of magical energy appeared at the door the now silhouette of something was about exit. Completely surrounded, it tried to escape once more, but me, Tasha and Ryuubi were faster and caught that thing by the tail! "Bad animal."

Everything resumed in a cloud ball of confusion and conflict, as we tried our best to catch that sloppy son of a bitch! Scratches, punches, almost-theres, and finally, after a few seconds of madness, we did it! It wasn't Annie, much for our little drops of hope, but at least it wasn't an enemy either... I think.

"Ahaha! Caught you, you little idiot!" I said victorious, emerging from that little conflict ball victorious, holding that little furball, a black cat, by the tail! The two tails even... Wait, what? Huuh... This cat... Isn't a normal cat. I mean, it isn't Annie, but now that I think and feel about it, this one is actually oozing life energy, probably the one which it used to disguise itself on the nature... Huh. I guess I have a pretty good idea who this is. "Ginko-san, what are you doing here?"

"Nyaaaan~..." And it didn't even try to hide: the black cat meowed something like a sigh, and then went poof in a cloud of smoke. When that cleaned up, I was now holding the two tails of a pretty, busty, silver-haired young woman wearing a kimono and smelling like a dragon. There she is, Nemesis-san's second favorite knight Ginko, the silver Nekoshou. "Hey, Yoko-nyan. How are you doing? Also, could you let go off my tail, nyan? Ichi-nyan's love bite still hurts..."

*GRIP!*

"NYOWOwowowowow! Yoko-nyan, that hurts! I don't know about you, but I have bones in there, nyan!"

"Answer my question, please." That little squeeze on her tails made the Nekoshou yelp a little, as she was now suspended by her ass, but her lower body on the floor. She was wearing a black kimono, so her panties were showing. I heard a quick sigh by her, cutting the silence between us all.

"Alright, alright, nyan. When I heard that Ichijou-nyan awakened his Balance Breaker from Aria-nyan, I kinda wanted to pay him... A little visit, nyan." I could feel the throbbing in my head going worse, as my grip around her tails suddenly tightened, if her pleas for help are any indication. "Nyowowow! Yoko-nyaaaan~... Like you guys are any different! You and the rest of your peerage mouth-raping him at night without his consen-... Nyowowowow...!"

"Since when? Since when you've been here?" I said with a tight grip. Everybody is signing me to go easy on her, but seriously, I don't care if she's Lord Vali's descendant, I'll turn her into a bakeneko if she refuses to cooperate. She smirked a little.

"Since Serena-nyan came to deliver his homework. I sneaked inside her bag when she was talking to Nemis, nyan." So, she has been here this entire time. I should've paid attention to those details... And not eat the fried tofu that mama Kyou was cooking. Although she was still smiling, Ginko-san sighed once more with a tired expression in her face. "But, unfortunyahtely, whenever I try to... Pay him a little visit, there's always a group of certain fangirls ogling all over him, kissing him up to midnight, nyan. Even Rina joined in this... I did promise him a dinner with me, Nyan."

"So... You have been here this whole time..." I sighed, facepalming and pretty much wanting the soil to eat us whole in that moment. At least she wasn't around when Ichijou and I... Did it. It could've been either nightmarish or dreamy. I'm thinking too much again!

"W-W-Waaaaah~! Yoko-san and the others are r-r-raping Ichijou-san~...!" And then freeze! That trembling and weak voice reached my ears in an instant, and I so slowly turned to the owner of that voice, the Grim reaper Whiswain, who was now walking away from us. Wait, no...!

"A-Ah...! W-Whis-chan, you see...! Those are double-standards, and as women we can mouth-rape him and receive no repercussion... Oh, wait! Hey, backup!"

"We kiss him, It's true. It's bonding time. Much saliva, too Frenchy. Ever kissed, Whis-chin?"

"I certainly have no regrets in coming into contact with Hong Long's lips! It feels good and yours truly feels closer to him!"

"NOT THIS KIND OF BACKUP, YA DUMB EVIL PIECES!"

"Hiiiiih~...! Help me, Nemesis-sa-... Gaoh!" And when she was about to flee away from us, the grim reaper forgot that she can easily turn around to see her way, and knocked herself unconscious on the door. Oh great, that would be a bitch to explain.

"*SIGH!*, Ryuubi-chan, Tasha, would you guys mind taking her to Ichijou's room and help her with that? Also... Make sure to erase or at least explain everything. For her own sake and your own." I said with an unnecessarily eerie voice to the two evil pieces, and they so-casually nodded. Maybe I'm losing my mojo in being a demonic fox spirit, but I know they'll hear me out. Besides, it's not like I can't take them head-on. They picked the fallen grim reaper from the floor and took her away. My attention was now on the silver sneaky nekomata. "And now, about you... Wait until I tell Nemesis-san about this. You know her, the punishment will be severe."

"Y-Yeah, I know. Worth it, though." She spoke with a sighed and a cat smile, not that unfitting. To be fair though, I can kinda relate to her in a way, special since that happened, and I became quite the... Sexual enthusiast, for what's worth. Still, he's my husband, and I know he wouldn't like something like that, neither would I. In an act of mercy, I picked now one of her legs and began to drag her towards Rina's room. "Too bad for me, I really wanted to see Ichijou-nyan. Do you know who also misses him? Raven Phenex-nyan and Irene Dantalion. They like to talk about him and, because of that, Nemesis's going nuts around, nyan. Tell him to visit the underworld for more than just training, nyan."

"Will do. Now, let's talk to Rina for her to call Nemesis-san and discuss this whole ordeal." I said, now waiting in the elevator until it stopped on the rooms' floor. "Ginko-san, next time, please don't sneak around here. Ichijou can be... Very responsive to surprise attacks. Trust me, I... Know."

"Ohoh, someone is making some progress. Good for you, nyan." I blushed to that, but not before smiling a little for that honest remark of pride. I feel funny now, and I don't know if it's because she recognizes my relationship with Ichijou, or because we kinda covered those bases without feeling weird. He accepts me as his 'wife' and a pervert out of control. I huffed a little and smiled. "Maybe foxes can really be good lovers, unlike cats. If you want to talk about it, just ask me, nyan. I also want a share~."

"As if, Ichijou puts himself in the shortest leash, but I guess I can do something about it. Thank you anyway, I appreciate." I smiled, and shared it with her. With that out of the way, I knocked on Rina's door a few times, and waited for a response. "Rina~, I know about your headache, but can we talk about Ginko-san? She apparently invaded our house...!"

I waited a few seconds for a response, and nothing. Not even a grunt or at least something that would sign that she's alive and hearing me. I knocked a few more times and tried to peek inside, and yet nothing. Wow, we better call a doctor or something if she can't even react in the slightest like th-...

"Yoko-nyan, do you use your sage arts very often around here?" I heard Ginko-san say on the floor, supporting her head with an arm, her two cat ears on top of her head twitching a little. Well, not very often because I blessed this place so no evil spirits can come without me knowing about it, so... Wait.

"No, this place is actually blessed by me. Why would you ask?"

"..."

"Ginko-san, why. Would. You. Ask?"

"Uuuuuh~... Let's just say that... I can't actually feel Rina by the other side."

"..."

"Yoko-nyan...?"

*BAM!*

And then hearing those words, something snapped inside of me. Something big snapped inside of me! I dropped Ginko-san completely, and with one swift kick, opened that door the most showy way possible, entering Rina's room that was all pink and princess-like, finding a certain volume on the bed. I sprouted my ears out and activated my senjutsu, and in the end... I didn't feel a thing coming from the bed!

I pulled the blanket off the figure, and just like I was expecting, there was no Berolina Gremory under the blanket, just a cursed body-pillow with a picture of a semi-naked lady Rias Gremory in it!

Oh my, the implications here are disturbing now that I think about it...

Screw that! Where the hell is she?! Wait...

...

...

That...

That...!

Bitchrina Whoremory!

Sharing is caring, but still...!

.

~~x~~

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Yawn... Oh man, it has been a while since I had a nap this good. No interruptions from Yagura, nor my usual nightmares, nor any kind of surprise during my sleep. Just peaceful and quiet sleep at Kuoh's infirmary...

Granted, that was after that fight I got myself into with Ren, and to be fair, I'm still not very good in formal fights without my Sacred Gear and sword to back me up, so much I think I dislocated a few good fingers. Still, I'm glad that we're friends again, no weirdo between us or problem that might arise. We now just need to find the final Mystery of Kuoh academy and wait for the Devil-Vampire meeting to meet Annie and give her a good one. I just hope we can still maintain contact after it. We're... Friends, after all.

Okay, time to get up, get dressed and go home. Mom must be scared by now no matter what Nemesis-san could've said, and who knows how much she knows about my fight today. Nemesis-san isn't a heartless person, I think she can come up with something to cover me up. Not time to think about that for now, I better get dressed and...

...

...

Why can't I move?

Wait, why... How... I can't even breath right. What's going on?!

"Hmmmmph~... Hmmmph~...!" I heard from my point of view, a muffled sound reaching my ears, while my numbing parts started to feel something again... And something is definitely happening right now! I tried to use my arms, but for some reason I couldn't move them very much! I shook my head to get rid of the sleepiness, and once that was done, I tried to open my eyes only to see...

... Panties. Black, lacy, sexy panties hidden behind a thin layer of black pantyhose, right on top of my nose...

...

...

What?!

"Wmmmh dah fhhhhhn...?!" I tried to say, but the aforementioned - Holy shit, I said 'aforementioned'! This is awesome! - panties were not only partially blocking my view, but it was also on top of my nose and mouth, slowly choking me to death! Man, this smell of panties is so goo- It's not the time to be perverted, damn it! Suddenly, all those strange noises ceased, and I felt the weight on that ass and thighs getting heavier.

"Pant!, pant!... Mooh~ Ichijou. If you keep moving like that, I won't be able to punish you!" I know that voice! I know that freaking voice! From the peek I can get from here, I saw deep Crimson hair, and when the stranger turned around to see me back, I recognized that pair of purple eyes anywhere, her mouth dripping with saliva of a sorts!

"Rina...?!" I exclaimed when I had the change to turn my face away from her ass, as she gave me an unapologetic look! She's really my King Berolina Gremory, and she's sitting on me like I'm some sort of carpet, while my wrists are tied to the bed with some sort of white string! What the hell! "What's going on here! Explain it right no-...!"

"It's your punishment, stupid Ichijou!" And then Before I could finish my sentence, she readjusted herself on me to sit on my face again! My voice went all muffled again, and before I could try to shove her again, *BITE!*, I felt something bite my most sensitive part, making me shiver down the spine and moan in between her thighs. And not just that, I could feel my pants sliding down my knees and something soft and cold stroking me~...! "This is... Your punishment, stupid Ichijou~! *LICK!*, I'll... I'll make you suffer with this~! And make you so numb you won't do those reckless things... Ever again~...!"

"Rina, what the hell are you talking ab-...!" And again I felt something soft and warm now sliding my whole dragon, until it reached the tip, concentrating on the it while also stroking the rest! I dunno what's going on, but it feels so... I dunno! "S-Stop it, y-you...!"

"Waaah~, it tastes so bitter, and it smells bad~, but I... I don't dislike it..." She said, gripping on me tighter now making me gasp in pain, while now passing that soft, moist, fast thing all around the top! Then, I felt now two things give a light contact on it. "*PECK!*, so this is how a blowjob is like~. Nemesis makes it look so easy. There's also something coming from the tip. Gross~."

Did I hear that right?! She's giving me a... Lip service in the middle of the hospital bay?! And does Nemesis-san knows her sister watches her doing it with Nero-san?! All of my thoughts shut down again as she began to lick me again, biting and sucking on me on every direction~. This is so embarrassing, being exposed and vulnerable like that as she licks my whole shaft and toys with my... Dragon. In the end, though, she went beyond that: with one final kiss in the top of my... Avatar, she began to let it penetrate inside her lips!

"Uuuuuuh~, R-Rina...!" I said as that new sensation was making me shiver! Is she... Is she trying to swallow me?! First I felt soft lips letting me in, and then pass it all through her moist, warm and slippery cavity, biting and gripping me until I felt my tip touch something! A-Ah...! She's...! She's swallowing me! "A-Ah...!"

"Gulp... Gulp... Uuuuuuh~...!" But before more of that could happen, suddenly can she stopped, and then I heard sobs and choking noises. Her mouth now began to tremble, as suddenly she began to cough and literally blow me. Is she choking?! In the end, we lost... Contact with each other, as she spat all over my lower areas and began to gasp for air. "Uuuuugh~... It tastes bad, and I almost threw up~! How... How does Nemesis do that~? It's like... Trying to swallow a whole choco-banana~!"

"I swear Rina, if you bite me off... Hmmmmph~...!" And again the redhead adjusted her ass on my mouth and nose, that smelly scent from her nethers now making me dizzy. Soft fabric, soft ass, and for some reason it's getting stickier and stickier. Is she getting horny too? And now she kissed my tip and began to let it penetrate her insides~. Ugh~, it feels so weird, but then stopped midway, letting go of it before trying to swallow halfway again.

"I'll... I'll just... Huuuumph~... I'll try to swallow the tip~..." She moaned, repeating her movements of up and down on me~. From here I can see her her nape going up and down and some strange sucking noises coming from there~! She's not just blowing me~, she's sucking me too~! This is bad! This is really bad! Her mouth is so warm, and her cheeks and tongue are so soft~! I could only moan under her wet panties as she went faster and deeper! I could feel myself poking something now~. "Sho... If fews gooff, wight? Ifffiyou...?"

Yeah, it does feel good, so good~! Her moist cavity, her soft things, her bare nipples poking my stomach and her thighs on my face~! I'm getting dizzy, and I can feel it coming~! My trapped hands began to twitch, and the sensation of buildup is getting unbearable~! She stopped again with me whole inside her mouth, biting the skin in there with her lips and licking the shaft as whole. A-Ah...!

"Hmph...! Hmmmmph~...!" I called for her with my muffled voice, as it happened: I blew my load and gripped my hands tightly, using my legs to thrust her mouth deeply and then release everything inside her mouth~!

"...! Huuuuh~... Uuuuuh~...!" It was her time to exclaim in surprise, as my body would shot into her moist, tight cavity and I would grunt under my breath and under her panties. Rina gulped and gulped, I could hear she trying to swallow, but she continued to moan since I wouldn't stop~! After a while, I stopped, and sighed inside her thighs, resting my head on the pillow and letting my body fall on the bed. I longer longer felt Gremory's lips on me, but I could still hear some moans and gasps, chokes and hums. "Huuuh~... Huuuuh~... Um... Um~... *GULP!*, Ahah... Waaaaaah~, I-I swallowed it~! Waaaah~!"

"Eh...?!" Wait, is she crying?! I should be the one crying in this situation! What the hell! She let herself slide away from my face, finally letting me breath normally if not my nose and mouth covered in sticky the-hell-that-thing-is, and was now sitting on my stomach on a W, her thighs and legs trapping me between them. She shot her head up, and began to dry her tears with her hands.

"Waaaah~! What is wrong with me~! I just wanted to prank you as punishment, but end up doing it just like a slut~! Waaaaah~!" She monologued with a trembling and mumbling voice, as I moved my legs in a way my boxers and pants would slide back to censor me. In the end, she ended in a sobbing mess, her head down and uncontrollably trying to fight the hiccups back. I was about to try to say something just to break the mood, but then she turned around to face me and say the most ridiculous thing ever! "I-Ichijou, I want you to forget what just happened!"

"H-Haaaaah...!" Wait, she's the one who raped me, how the hell she wants me to forget about it?! I'm no Guts, I can't simply turn this into a shocking backstory! Rina turned now her whole body in my direction, making me notice that she has been with her shirt wide open revealing her black bra, and bent over to face me! I can still see some drips of... Manly milk running down her mouth. Gross!

"Forget about it right now! If you say anything to anyone, I'll tell my papa and he'll kill you on the spot~!" She half-threatened, half-cried, making a pouty face with teary eyes, which weren't enough to distract me about how fucked-up the situation is.

"Ahah! Fuck you, Rina! I'm the victim here! I didn't ask for you to blow me! If you say anything, I'll tell Nemesis-san!" I said also half-threatening, half-making my annoyed face. She tightened her pout even more like a blowfish(heh...), and licked the remaining... Stuff around her mouth.

"I-I said it was suppose to be a prank~! You almost passed out when you fought Ren-kun, and made everyone everyone worried about you! Stupid Ichijou! Stupid! Stupid!" And then the heiress of the Gremory clan began to lightly punch my stomach and chest in a childish fit. Oh boy, another one worried about me, this sucks. I'm glad that she cares, but it's me we're talking about: the human... Devilish walking disaster magnet. She stopped on her fit, sniffed and pouted again. "That's why... I'm punishing you! Next time you get yourself in a fight like that without my consent, I'll bite it off!"

"Rina, do me a favor and come closer so I can bite YOU off!" I said grunting, and she did the same, narrowing her eyebrows and going on a staring contest against me. Like I said, I'm not sorry for what I did to Ren, or what I did at all! This is... Men's stuff. In the end, however, I gave up, hoping that the uncomfortable position my hands are in isn't cutting my circulation or anything, and as always, sighed. "Yo know very well that I fight for anything, even for myself. I have my own pride, remember? If you're jealous... Don't be."

"Stop trying to sound tough and deep, Ichi-Baka. You're not that kind of character." Wow, what a bitch. I was trying to sound deep and thoughtful so that I could escape this situation with minimal damage, but still! She again sat on my stomach, and crossed her arms under her exposed bosom, still pouting, and now blushing too. "But still, you were... Really cool back then, Ichijou. So I went easy on you. It's not like you escaped punishment yet! Just let me think in another way..."

"So... Doing that on me without my consent wasn't punishment enough? I feel miserable enough, thank you." I said, and Rina opened an uneasy smile, one of those you want to look composed and smiley but end up awkward and kinda disturbing. I might be committing gender suicide here since no straight sane man would ever say that, but after that mouth service, I'm really scared of what more she has stored for me in this punishment. I huffed my nose, which was still kinda wet with her juices. "So, any ideas?"

"I know." She snapped her fingers. I was about to say anything, but suddenly, she fell on me, clashing her bosom on my Chest and hanging her face above my own! So sudden, I gasped in surprise as she crawled herself onto me and smiled. "Ichijou, I want you to kiss me!"

"..."

"...?"

"Can't you just cut one of my fingers off? I'm totally okay with that!" I said with trembling lips. Okay, that's going too far! I dunno if that's a devil's, supernatural's thing, but you can't just kiss someone or ask for it out of nowhere like that! Besides... We just started our relationship anew, to go around like that... I feel uncomfortable. Rina arched an eyebrow for that.

"What? It's not like we haven't kissed before."

"That time... Was different. You assaulted me then too." The Ludger era, what a ride. I still can't believe I didn't connect the dots together to get that pretty in-the-face revelation. Back to the subject in matter, you might be wondering why. Well... "Besides... There's something so unromantic about this, Rina. Only couples and Mafiosi can kiss like that. To do this so in-your-face... I dunno. It feels weird."

"..."

"Rina...?"

"Pffff...! Ahah... Ahahahah... Ahahahahahah!" And then she spat laughs at my face, her tears turning into rivers of sardonic salty waterfalls and her grin turning now into a whole mouthful of laughs! A vein of rage almost bursted out of my head for that! Now that's just rude! "Holy... Holy...! I can't believe how romantic and sensitive you are! This is pure gold! You're one of those guys who have his first kiss on the altar and lose his virginity at the honeymoon! Hahahah! Ichijou, the maiden-hearted sekiryuutei~!"

"Oh, shut up, you period-headed Devil! Leave me alone and die!" I said turned away from her and her laughs, burning tints of red decorating my face, as I could feel them on my face. Screw her, seriously! Yeah, I'm romantic, so what?! It's not like I'm one of those guys who pretend to be caring and deep only to jump at the first pair of open legs in front of him! Still not looking at her, her laughs began to cease, and in the end, she only huffed a cute one.

"Eheheh... This is stupid. You're stupid, Ichijou. Awkward, socially dense, moronic, slow, hard-headed, and the luck that follows you is probably as lazy as you." She giggled, now holding her mouth to avoid another burst of laughs, making me grunt under my breath and try my best to escape the grip of those wires on my wrists, up to no use. Before I knew it better however, she picked both sides of my head to turn me around, forcing me to look back at her. Her eyes were now calm and contemplating, an amused look on the for me. It was irritating, yet so soothing in a way. She came closer and touched cheeks with me. "But y'know what? I wouldn't want you any other way. You're Ichijou, my Ichijou. Although your personality could have some work on, really."

"Tch, stop contradicting yourself. You get what you pick. Stupid Rina..." I said back, yet she didn't seen offended in the slightest. I'm getting that strange feeling again, and things got slower and calmer. Rina then moved away from my face, and we stared at each other's eyes again, this time, no one speaking a word. And then, she closed her own, and began to get closer to me. For some reason... I don't want to fight this. She wants to kiss me... Yet I have no problem with that. She's coming closer and closer, so much I can feel her breath touching my lips and her perfume invading my nose. So soothing, so calming, so...

"Having fun yet, Ichijou-kun?"

*DON!*

"Gaaaaaaoooh...!"

"Kyaaaaaah~...!" And by pure instinct and scare after hearing that voice, I headbutted Rina away from me and turned around to see the source of that voice! My stray eyes then landed on a very known figure with blue hair, purple sharp eyes and a small band pinned to one of her sleeves. Oh crap, it's her, Kuoh's 1# Heroine! Jumping from where she landed, Rina also exclaimed to that! "A-Ah...! Serena-chan, look...! I can... I can explain...!"

"My childhood friend is exposing her chest and legs for the world to see, and one of my dear kouhai's with his pants falling off and smelling like fish. I guess there's no explanation for that." For the first time, Serena-kaichou's smile made me shiver, as she began to crack her fingers and come too close to us.

"W-Wait, Serena-chan...!"

"Kaichou, I... We...!"

*WHACK!*

*WHACK!*

"Uweeeeh~..." And Rina half-cried under her breath, that same throbbing bump in both our heads indicating how strong Serena-Kaichou really is. I was now stretching my sore wrists a little since I'm free from Rina's webs, as we all were sitting at the hospital bed, Rina and I facing the now calm president of the student council.

"Seriously, you two, you can't be this reckless around School ground. What if anyone ever finds you sexing again?" I blushed to her bold choice of words, but then frowned when I noticed for what that punishment was about instead of the usual punchline for indecent behavior(Since I'd also be kinda hypocritical from her about that.).

"Wait, you're scolding us for being 'reckless'... Instead of scolding us for indecent behavior?" I said with my usual face, as suddenly kaichou arched an eyebrow and gave us a Cheshire Cat grin.

"But of course. How hypocritical a devil has to be to scold another for indecent behavior?" She pinched one of our cheeks each, and resumed her speech with her typical, mischievous smile. To be honest, that smile is making the uneasy the most. "So... You two... Are a thing yet?"

"Uuuuuh~..." Rina pouted, black smoke oozing off her head indicating that she was upset. I'm also kinda nervous to say anything. Are we a thing? No, of course not... Right? The best I can say is... Sigh.

"She's... My king, Kaichou. We're together by default." I so boldly said with a gulp, picking a gasp from Gremory and an amused grin from Kaichou. That's not very far from the truth, actually. Vague, yet affective, and doesn't hurt anybody. I grimaced a little. "So... Yeah, we're together... Sorta, kinda, I dunno. She's mine... I mean! My king."

"A-Ah...! Yeah! Ichijou is... My queen. We're... Together. Heheh... Eheheh..." And then she backed me up, smiling so awkwardly he with her purple eyes shining confidence, enough to gain a satisfied puff of sigh from Kaichou. Rina and I shared gazes, and turned away again. Man, this is so awkward, can't believe having a girlfriend would be so difficul-...

Again, I called a girl my girlfriend without thinking...

Uuuuuuuuh...!

"I see, I see. Regardless of it, I'm glad that at least Rina-chan got herself some friends. Since I became a student at Kuoh and member of the student council, I couldn't give myself the excuse to see you. Sorry about that, Rina." And suddenly the place became warmer, and Kaichou so lovely came closer to Rina to hug and pat her on the head. For a moment, surprise, but then little miss redhead returned the favor in a cute pat in the back.

"Right, right. Thank you for this, Serena-chan." And that's that. The two favorite idols in Kuoh academy and childhood friends back together with a hug of friendship, and I so-awkwardly am here to witness that, complete with squishy breasts on each other. Of course, that's just a mental note for the scene, and I'm totally not looking at them out of pure lust. Nope, not at all~.

"But still, we were lucky that it was me alone who caught you two. Imagine the ruckus if anyone else, specially Sanada-kun, ever did the same." Serena-kaichou let go of Rina and gave a nervous laugh regarding that hypothetical situation, making Rina do the same and a stream of nervous sweat come down my forehead. I'm already in trouble about the fight I got myself into earlier today. If it was anyone else to charge us, either my mom or my sisters would kill me. I was about to nod for that, but then something on the back of my mind caught a certain word...

"Wait... What do you mean by 'we', Kaichou?" I lifted a hand, and she turned around with that same smile, a small tint of red decorating her pretty face. Suddenly, she began to unbutton her shirt to reveal her white bra and milky and well-developed body! What?! "K-Kaichou...?! What are you doing?!"

"Well, I'm still the president of the student council, and as such, I should report you two about any indecent behavior during school ground, but I think a little... Bribe should do it." And in a quick *CLICK!*, she Unstrapped the clip on her bra, letting her boobs bounce away from it! Her shirt fell off her shoulder, and now she was naked from the wait up! Both Rina and I were too shocked to come up with something. "So, for my silence, Ichijou-kun, you'll have to suck on my boobs."

"Eh...?"

"Yes, eh...!"

"Haaaaaaah~?! Serena-chan, that's going too far!" I went white after that, lost in between hormonal temptation and my own account of anti-perversion. I'm a healthy lad, of course I don't want to get either suspended or grounded, but that... It'll take a toll on my book. Rina stepped in and defended me. "Don't go around giving people this kind of treatment!"

"Uh~? What's the matter? It's not like either of you were doing anything different. Besides, it's either that or a note for headmistress Shizuka." Kaichou said still with that deviant smile, while the redhead backed a little away and bit her lower lip. She's divided between me and Nemesis-san. That's good and all, sisterly boné, but I'm the center of that conflict! "Also, it's not up to me, but Ichijou-kun. If he wants or not to play with my breasts, it's up to him."

"I dunno what you want with this, Serena-chan, but if I know my queen Well, He'd never...!"

"Okay, I'll do it." I said lifting my hand.

"Eh...?"

"Hah...?"

"...?"

...

"Eeeeeeeeh...?!"

"Uh... Not that I want that... Or anything, but I rather suck on Kaichou's boobs and get this over with than get a suspension, mom getting upset and my sisters on a rampage with me." I said with a side glance and blushing face. That's a freaking lie, how many guys would actually kill to have this opportunity? I lack the romance of a boob-lover, but I'm not stupid. Besides, at least I'm honest about it in my mind. A smile grew even more on kaichou's lips, with Rina was about to burst for the better or worst.

"A-Ah...! I-Ichijou is... Ichijou is... Hyah...!" And suddenly, her eyes went sharper, making her slitted purple pupils to shine even brighter! I thought she would throw a fit or something, but then she got rid of her shirt and unclipped her bra too! Wait, what?! "Okay, fine! But if you want to suck on Serena-chan's tits, you'll have to suck mine as well!"

"What the fuuu-Hmmmmph...!" And I couldn't even finish my curse, since the two vixens suddenly dropped on top of me with their tits, and I ended up in the valley of soft pillows! It's hard to breath...!

"Ohoh~, since when you began to be so greedy and selfish, Rina-chan? I thought you said your sekiryuutei could have any girl he would want in his harem..."

"T-That's the past me, Serena! He might have all the girls in his life, but me and Yoko are the main ones for him, accept no substitute!" And again I'm hearing a completely nonsensical conversation while in a completely tight situation! A scenario where any man would kill for is literally trying to kill me!

"Okay, okay. Now Ichijou-kun, which one you want to suck first?" I heard Kaichou say with her happy voice, Rina grunts of annoyance reaching my ears. Now they're giving me the option to choose, how lucky of me...

And by that, I really mean it.

"Kyah!" Whatever, I'll suck on Kaichou's first! She has always been teasing me with her body and sweet poisonous words, I'll show her! I tackled her on the bed, and buried my face into her valley, as she hugged my head to pull me closer. "Huhuhuh~, he chose me first~! Lucky me~!"

"..." Just shut up. It's not like... I'm enjoying this, no matter how my body actually reacts to it. My first course of action was to move my face and bite her left nipple, making her moan and pull me closer, now hugging my waist with her slender legs decorated with garter belts. Huh, suddenly I got a new fetish. Next, I gripped firmly the other breast. Whoa~, they're so big and elastic. Unlike the girls' soft breasts, hers are really squishy and malleable...

"Hyaaah~... Fwaaaaah~... Huhuh, it's good to see that side of yours, Ichijou-kun~. H-Haaaaah~..." She continued to moan in my ear and messing with all of my hair, even craving her nails in my head! Ouch. I felt something get tight in my pants, but since I need to concentrate, I didn't mind much. I removed my mouth from her nipple and began to lick that tip, in a way to pick by the tip of my tongue and let it collapse it away. "Hyuuuh~... Haaaah~... Fwaaaaah~...!"

"Awawawah~! Ichijou is really doing it with Serena-chan~!" I heard Rina said, as I peeked on her to see her hiding her face between a mask of hands. She's just as red as her hair, and for some reason, being seen like that is kinda making me hot.

"R-Rina... Come here a moment~..."

"Huh...?" Still a little dazed, Rina came closer to her best friend as I continued my breasts play. Before she could ask anything, however, Kaichou picked the redhead by the back of her back to push her closer, clashing lips with each other. I stopped now seeing the two girls sharing saliva and lip services. Rina tried to struggle, but soon she was jelly on Serena's mouth. "Fwaaah~... W-Wait, Serena-chan~... Hmmmm~... I-I... We're... Hmmm~..."

"Hmmmm~, fwaaaah~, Rina-chan, you taste so good~, taste like strawberries." Serena said in total bliss, biting and lick on Rina's lips, who was now all melted on us. I dunno why, but suddenly I want to join them. I gulped down another bit of my sanity, and crawled on kaichou's body until I reached their level. They both stopped with their kiss as soon as they noticed me, but before any of them could say anything, I pulled them together and clashed lips with them! It's payback time! "Hmmmm~! Hyah~? Ichij-... Hmmmmph~! Hmmm~!"

"Hmmmmph?! Ichij-...! Hmmmph~! Hmmm~..." Is shut them both up with bites and licks in their insides, sharing saliva and tasting their breath and mouth with our tongues in the threeway kiss. Since I already kissed Kaichou once, I attacked Rina first, surprising her as she gasped inside my mouth and Deepened our kiss, pushing me on the bed and letting her breasts touch my chest, with Kaichou still with her legs hugging my wait and now tracing kisses on my neck, collarbone to then unbutton my shirt with her teeth. In the end, she broke our kiss and gasped for air away from me. "Haaaah~... Haaaah~... Ichijou..."

"Yes...?" I asked, also trying to save some air for myself.

"Why do you taste like Serena-chan?"

"...?!"

"...!"

...

Oh crap, oh Crap, oh crap, Oh Hino Hideki! This can't be good. Suddenly my stock of air emptied, and the only thing I could so was to stare at Rina's pissed purple orbs, who so seriously staring back at me.

"Huuuh~, you see, Rin-Hmmmmph!" And another 'punishment': Rina went ahead and began to mouth-rape me again, picking me by the head and so savagely ravaging my mouth with her tongue. It took me some seconds to try to accompany her, pulling her closer and deepening our kiss again.

"If so... I'll make you taste like me~..." She moaned gasping for air, only to kiss me again, our tongues trying to fight for dominance. She really tastes like strawberries, but above it all, I can feel her passion and love. Yes, this is the real Rina's kiss!

We continued to kiss as Kaichou continued to trace kisses down my body, opening my shirt to lick my body and suck on me, leaving hicks all over my chest and neck, a few love bites here and there which would make me shiver. I wonder if she's a virgin after all...

"Look at those scars. You've been working so hard if those prove something, specially this one." Kaichou said with her typical sexy voice, pointing at a burn-like black bruise where my heart should be. Ah, that one. If my memories are correctly, back in the last Trial, Yagura said she would have to transform part of my heart and veins into dragon organs in order to move my body without crippling my arm for life, the result being that black mark on my chest. They're ugly, but still Kaichou kissed me there and smiled. "That part of you... I don't dislike it."

"R-Really?" I said as she continued to kiss, lick and bite my chest, right on the scar is. However, my attention shifted back to Rina's kisses, who was pouting for her loneliness.

"Stupid Ichijou, don't look at Serena-chan with me around~!" She murmured under her breath and kisses, completely pinning me to the bed and shutting me up with her tongue.

I'm completely trapped now, Kaichou now licking my stomach and Rina flooding my mouth with her saliva as we kiss, with me gulping down every last drop from her. I'm getting dizzier by the second, and my hands are moving on their own, caressing Rina's and Kaichou's flow hairs... It feels nice, but everything is getting so dark...

So dark...

...

"Hmmmmph~... It's still so bitter and dirty, but I don't dislike it at all..."

"Ah~! No fair, Serena-chan~! I want to... I want to do it again...!" And when I snapped back to reality, the first thing I saw was again a pair of wet panties staring right back at me and some really strange noises coming from below! Rina's black panties covered in a thin darker layer and kaichou's white panties with stockings and garter belt, both of them wet and dripping, some much a few dripped on my face~. I felt myself lick again on my lower parts, and for my surprise, not just by one, but two wet, agile and soft tongues now! Rina and Kaichou are blowing me at the same time~! "Uuuuuh~... Uuuuuh~... It's not... That bad when you get used to it... It tastes like eel..."

"It does, doesn't it? My head is getting blanker too~." I heard Kaichou say, shaking her ass as I could still hear her moans and licks. In the end, however, I felt myself entering somewhere moist and hot again! Going deeper and deeper, until I poked something in the end! Is it kaichou's mouth? She's even wetter and colder than Rina's-What the hell am I thinking! "Ghhhh~... Ghhhhh~..."

"A-Ah...!" I could hear Rina exclaim under her breath, as I was trying my hard to not to moan or lose control, entering and exiting Kaichou's wet cavity and also her strokes on my bases~! After a while, however, she stopped. The cold wind from the open way made me shiver and maybe shrink a little, but I could still hear something by the other side~.

"Y-Your... Your turn, Rina..." Wait, what the hell! And really, I could feel myself entering another wet place, reaching some soft cheeks and massaging the head with the tongue. Rina's moans and kisses, as I heard kaichou's voice of 'inspiration' also licking other parts! "Mmmh~... That's right, Rina-chan. Us from the Sitri had wetter bodies, but I heard it gets easier with time..."

"Hm-hum... Uuuuuh... Huuuh~..." And really, I could myself going deeper and deeper and hearing the redhead's moans of struggle. This is it, being strained and blown by two hot Devil princesses and serving as toy... This is it...

...

No... No way in hell!

*BITE!*

"Hi-...!" And I did it! Like hell I'll let those two control me like that! I might be outnumbered, but I'm not a guy that doesn't try, and with that in mind, I went ahead and bit that meaty part under Gremory's panties! Her reaction was instantaneous: something hot came out, and she gasped and moaned, letting me go from inside her! "Hyaaaaah~...! Ichijou~...!"

"R-Rina...? What happen-Hyaaaaah~...!" And who could forget the one made things worse! I poked my fingers deep on kaichou's panties and began to massage above the cloth covering her meaty parts. Her whole body tensed up and something hot came again! "A-Aaaaah~! I-I-Ichijou-kun...! Not there~...! S-Slower...!"

She moaned, but I was too busy licking Rina's dripping panties to care, so I continued to poke and massage her wet garters, hearing her moan get louder and louder. Rina tastes... Bitter and salty, but like she said, this isn't a taste you can dislike for too long...

"Uuuuuh~... Uuuuuuh~... Hyaaah~, not fair, Ichijoooou~...!" The redhead said my name again, as I could feel she going wilder with her tongue and licking me harder. I wonder if she's enjoying this as much as I am, which I'm not, but it's not bad. My hand also began to drop due to kaichou's juices coming out, she also going wild on me.

"Hiiih~! Hiiiih~! I-Ichijou-kun~, s-stop~! D-Do it slowly...!" So she can tease me all she want, but I can't it myself? Where's the logic in that? I dunno why, but I sneaked my hand now inside her white panties and began to touch her rawly. She yelped again, and her licks and bites became wilder and more violent. So this is a woman's... Place. It's so soft and meaty. "Uuuuuh~... Huuuh~... Hmmmmph~... Fwaaaah~!"

"Fwaaaah~! H-Hyaaaaah~..." Moaned Rina as I used my teeth to rip her pantyhose and push her panties away with my tongue to now lick her insides. Again, it's worse than I was expecting, it's bitter and doesn't smell very good, it's like... Kissing something very meaty. Her service then went overdrive, and she began to bite and lick me everywhere, same as kaichou. "A-Aaaaah~... It feels strange~... It's coming~, I-it's coming~...!"

And so we resumed our circle like that. With me kissing Rina's nethers and touching kaichou's with they would blow me in unison. I could feel kisses, licks, bites, my head spinning and spinning and drinking Rina's juices. My movements began to go faster as that feeling began to build up on me. I stuck my tongue to poke the deepest I could inside Rina, and gripped Kaichou as hard as I could, as they moaned one more time and I could feel them concentrate everything in the tip! So sensitive, so fast and wet~! They kissed me one more time, and that was enough for me to hold my breath and...!

"I-Ichijou-kun~...!"

"Hyaaaah~, hyaaaaah~! Ichijou, Ichijoooou~!"

And then we all climaxed all the same time. Rina blew something from her insides and Kaichou lost control over her lower parts and exploded on my hand, as they moaned my name as loud as they could and I reached cloud nine for an instant, going limp on the hospital bed and feeling the cold breeze on my now sweaty body, hearing now the ringing on my head and moans and gasps for air...

What am I doing with my life? Not very long ago, I was just a normal teenager who just wanted a girlfriend, nicer sisters and a way to not make my mom cry, and now I discovered that I have an almost-omnipotent dragon on my left arm, a good chunk of my classmates are supernatural abominations and... Entangled in those sexual encounters, even though I never even kissed a girl before. Sheesh, how am I not mad yet with such turns of events. Or maybe I already am, who knows...

"Hyuuuh~, hyuuuuh~, Chuu~." And snapping back to reality, I blinked a few times and saw myself kissing Rina and Kaichou again in a threeway tongue wrestling. They're all sweaty, dull-eyed and covered in white seed, but maybe I'm not falling far behind if I can say it myself. We separated ourselves, a string of saliva tracing with our lips, and they smiled. "Hyuuuuh~, Ichijou~..."

"Aw~, look at this. It looks like Rina didn't have enough of our big stud. To be fair, neither did I." Kaichou said with a smile and a bright blush on her face, caressing Rina's face in a calm yet teasing way. I gulped hard hearin that last sentence. Is this... Really happening? "So, Tsukino Ichijou-kun~, what do you want to do now~? We're all yours for now~. You just need to say it, and we'll do it~. For you. Right, Rina?"

"I-Ichijou~... Ichijou~..."

"So, how's gonna be, sekiryuutei?"

"..." I clicked my tongue when I opened my mouth instead of answering, as my words died in that crucial moment. My mind melted with my body, while Kaichou and Rina placed one of their hands on my chest and the others on each of my cheeks, coming closer and closer. What should I do now? What will happen if I say... Anything? I'm trembling, I'm overheating, I'm on the brink of a breakdown. If I say something, anything, this will seal my fate forever... Just... What? "I..."

"Yes~?"

"Yes...?"

"I... I... I..."

*CRASH!*

""Eh...?""

"Hah...?"

"Can I make a suggestion?" A cold-as-ice voice said from behind my back after something just bursted a window again. Before I knew it, from my back something exploded in light, and then a trail of demonic paper seals reached for the two Devils in front of me and bind them! "Bend over."

"H-Hyaaaah~, what the hell~?!" Kaichou said as the seals bind her in a rather... Compromising position and made her fall on the bed, her ass pointing at the sky, while Rina could only fall on her back! I-I'm... Saved(maybe). Kaichou then turned back to us and, blinking a few times, gave an exclamation. "A-Akabane-chan...?!"

"Yoko...?" I said, turning my head around and, yes, staring back at my fox husband, eyes shining in bright orange and gold, and an aura both soothing and threatening looking past me towards the duo of horny Devils.

"Trying to take the lead on me, huh? But always remember, Rina: a fox is always a few steps ahead." She said to a dizzy Rina, who was so in-the-clouds, didn't respond like a real... Devil would. My mind was still fucked-up, so I could only look around at the two on the ground, struggling and failing to be rid of the seals. Suddenly, a quick move, and Yoko made me turn around to look back at her. Huh, she's so pretty~... "Ichijou, darling, are you okay? They didn't... Push you too much, did they?!"

"I... I..." My mind is going blank, words are lost in my throat, and everything is getting so dark... I don't remember anything much past that, but I remember one thing: "... I... I want."

"What...?"

"I want... I want... I waaaaaan-..."

"H-Huh...?!"

And then, I passed out.

.

~~x~~

.

"Owie! Owie! Owie~! Not even my mother slapped me that hard~!" And after a few minutes of everything explained and hundreds upon hundreds of holy butt-slaps, we were all gathered walking away from the school, with both Rina and Kaichou massaging their asses on fire, courtesy of my husband, who were now hugging my arm protectively. "Yoko~, that wasn't very nice~!"

"That's what you get for trying to snag a piece without my consent! We have a deal; Rina!" The fox said hugging me tighter. I even didn't mind her last part, since my head was spinning like hell and the gigantic bag of ice on it had little to no effect on me. Ugh, I wonder if this is how a hangover feels like? A hangover of boobs, I wonder if that's possible... And I'm an alcoholic for it... An oppaiholic... Hahahahah, I'm going nuts again~. Ouch, my head~.

"Aaaw~, my pantyhose is also all ruined~." Rina moaned now stretching the hole I made on her pantyhose, showing off the damage... I bit from her, Kaichou giggling behind her hand. Licking my lips, I could still feel that bitter taste in my mouth, and then we shared stares, and she blushed. "But... It was worthy..."

"Huh~, I can't believe how much progress we're having in one night. Lucky of me, huh?" Kaichou said snapping her tongue a few times out of mischief, receiving a frown from all of us, and I grunted in pain because of the bitching headache. Instead of backing away like a sane person would, she came closer and hugged all of us, making us share warmth with each other. It felt nice, but Rina and Yoko tried to push her away. "Jokes aside... It's good to see how far you guys went. Remember a few months ago? I dunno if you guys noticed but... The aura between us three is better now. Am I right... Foxy, Ludger, sekiryuutei?"

"..."

We said nothing, only stopped with our little struggles, and looked at each other. She's... Right? Really? I don't remember the last time I called them 'Akabane' or 'Gremory', and while, yes, I rather have a normal conversation with them than active sexual encounters, I... I... Love th-... Like them! Yeah, like them... Very much.

Ouch, my head~...

"Y-Yeah... I guess you're right." Rina said, and Yoko nodded. I don't know if this is awkward or heartwarming, but I feel funny inside. It's... Warm, very warm. Kaichou let go of us, and summoned the Sitri rune once we were at the entrance of Kuoh Academy. Before she could teleport away with it, she turned around and kissed each one of us, before smiling and finally saying...

"Whenever you all settle in a deal, don't forget to call me too, okay~?"

We all exclaimed for that, but before we could sentence our surprise, she used her rune to teleport away and vanish from our existence. Thanks to that last remark, the walk towards home was awkward and quiet, none of us saying anything, only sharing some stares with each other and the occasional grunts due to the pains in my head. In the end, we all reached home, the goddamn hotel under the name of the Tsukino, an took our ways inside, Rina taking the lead...

"So, uh, I'll take a bath! I'll go downstairs on the springs and...!" She said turning to us and waving a quick goodbye, but before she could escape us, I picked her by the wrist to call for her attention. Uh, no. This isn't good at all. She's all dirty and smelly. This is a red flag right there!

"Uh~, Rina, I dot think taking a dip on the springs downstairs, y'know, the bathhouse we all share, looking like that." I said, as she blinked in realization. "So... Better take a bath either at my room or something. I'll take a bath downstairs."

"Oh, quick shave! You're right. So... Goodnight!" She said with a sigh of relief, and a smile. Hah, she said quick shave, when herself in shaved t-... Ouch! My headache. She nodded one more time and, clicking on the button, called for the elevator and took it to the rooms floor. Leaving only Yoko and I here at the lobby. My fox then turned her eyes for me, and sniffed me a few times!

"Hyuh, hyuh! Huuuuh~..."

"Yoko...?"

"Still pure. That's good." She said with a satisfied smile, making me shiver a little ok that. What the hell, that was creepy, like I'm some sort of slaughter bull... No, I can't think like that. She's my husband, I can't think of something like that anymore. She blinked a few times, and sighed. "Oh... Sorry for that. I..."

"Nah, that's okay, Yoko. Go take a walk, I'll take a bath and then we can sleep together like always." I said as I pat her on the head, and she smiled at me again, kissing my cheek before going to the living room. Now it's just me and no one else. Whatever, I also took my way to the lower floors, reaching our personal Freaking Hot springs, and once in the main lobby, I began to strip to take my bath and maybe relax a little at the springs.

What a day, and as always, a ride until night. At least today I settled things with Ren and everybody, my body is not that injured, and... I had a moment with Rina and Kaichou. I don't remember much what happened, but at least I feel at ease now. What Kaichou said... She's right, I guess. There's so much thing going on, I even forget sometimes that I had a life too. I wonder if... I'm doing it correctly. At least they said... They love me. This makes me feel happy... So warm too...

Ugh, some much thoughts, my headache is itching again. Okay, fine. I think that I'm good as things are for now. I like them, they like me, I almost had sex today, so I guess I'm all good for now. At least... I hope only now I can stop this crazy oversexulized world and just relax with me, myself and I with the sprin-...

"Kyaaaaah~! Please don't touch me~! Stay away and I'm sorry if that sounded rude~!"

"Nyaaaah~, but we need to make sure that everything is purrrpectly clean, Whiswain-dono~!"

"Noooooh~...!"

"Eh...?" And then it was cut short. I heard a bunch of known voices behind the door leading to the springs, and turned my head there. I was about to open the door, but then it hits me: if I opened it, something will be triggered, and in a way or another, the gag door will catch up with me. So I stepped away from it, and continued to take off my shirt. Whatever it is, I'll just ignore and it'll st-...!

*OPEN!*

"Please cease with this, Ginko-saAaaaaaaah...!"

"Nyaaaaaaaaah~...!"

"Oh, c'mo-...!"

*DOOOOOOOON!*

"..."

"Owowowow... Ah!"

"Oh..."

...

I can feel them. Their breasts on me, their naked bodies on me. A certain grim reaper and a silver cat girl who I don't see for a while clashed and made me fall, and now, I'm pinned to the ground, lost in the sea of boobs.

Just my luck...

"A-Ah... Ichijou-san~...!"

"Hey, Ichijou-nyan~! Long time no see, nyan~!"

"Hey, Ginko-san..."

I just keep forgetting this. No matter how much I try, things liked hat will always happen...

And I'm okay with this...


So... My first ime writing a threesome lime, and I don't think I know what a good threesome lime looks like. I hope it ended up okay. Boy, it was hard to imagine, right? But as he said, it's all settled now, just one more mystery and we're good to go to the next arc!

Nothing more to say, only stay golden and goodbye~.