The Urahara Shop Computer
Disclaimer: Tite Kubo is the author of the popular manga/anime series and has complete ownership of all official Bleach characters. The only thing I own from this collection story is any/all Original Characters, plots, drabbles, etcetera. I only own my characters Sekai and Rin Ishtal.
Author's Note: Got a request for a one-shot? Drop me a line sometime. This is basically a random drabbling I created on the spot when I saw this art of Ichigo cosplaying Heath Ledger's Joker from The Dark Knight on Gelbooru. It came out better as I acted it out and typed down what I was saying. :P
Strawberry Joker
"My father… was a Shinigami… and a fiend. And one night, one night he goes a bit craazziier than usual, surprise attacking me with his… his Zanpakutō. Mommy got killed by a Hollow trying to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit."
He stares with a hollow look in his eyes, recalling the event.
"With his Zanpakutō, he pins me to the floor with an angry glare in his eyes. He says, "Son, why did you let mom die? Why did you not save her life?" I was a child and defenseless, but he never cared. So, with that Zanpakutō, he leans in real close, and I can smell the sake on his breath. He says to me, "Why so hollow?" He lifts the blade, and points the tip, poking my sternum. "Why don't I put a hole in your soul?" And he did…"
He then smiles deviously. "Then I killed him…"