The Urahara Shop Computer
Disclaimer: Touhou Project and all its official characters, concepts, locations, etcetera is owned by ZUN. Bleach and all its official characters, concepts, locations, etcetera is owned by Tite Kubo. All known characters from The Familiar of Zero belong to Noboru Yamaguchi. World Wrestling Entertainment belongs to World Wrestling Entertainment. I do not own anything else considered cameo from anime, games, and etcetera. All I own are my original characters used in this story, and my original character Sekai Ishtal.
Author's Note: Various characters from Bleach, Touhou, Familiar of Zero, plus the real world with a dash of alternative universe. Third one... likely the last one...
"Welcome ladies and gentlemen to Monday Night RAW! We are live at Bankers Life Fieldhouse in Indianapolis, Indiana!" Michael Cole welcomes all TV audiences tuning into tonight's RAW episode on USA Network.
The camera pans that sweep the loud and proud fans of WWE soon switches to a cinematic camera shot of WWE's infamous Japanese couple and their entourage. The audience grows a bit quiet as Sekai and Remilia were linked in arms, walking down the sidewalk heading towards the stadium. Behind them were Flandre, Gin, Sakuya, Riruka, Kisuke, and Yoruichi.
It's been close to twenty four hours since Survivor Series, a full week since Sekai near the end of last Monday Night RAW had stopped the show temporarily and proposed to Remilia in front of the entire world. The camera guy up front capturing this scene did a strategic close-up of their entwined hands, revealing Remilia's hand wearing the exotic and exquisite-looking engagement ring. The couple was the hottest discussion topics across the news media over the past week before and after Survivor Series.
There is another close-up shot of two specific and out-of-place items. The first is Sekai's sword known as Kurohime, or Black Princess in the English language. Given such a name was due to the fact the sword's blade was as black as coal/soot. The handle was elegant in design and color. It fitted perfectly when the blade was first found in an undisclosed small trinket shop in Osaka six years ago (not that the WWE Universe knows).
The second item was strapped to the back of Sekai's fiancé. It was a red-dyed metal pole, with the head of the weapon a very long arrowhead-shaped metal spade. At the base of where the blade and the pole meet, a trident blade intersects at the sides and is as red as blood to compliment the blue-silver spear blade tipping the top. Four separate black rings encase around the bottom of the weapon head, and a solo black ring at the bottom of the weighted pole end. A portion of the pole's bottom is wrapped in white thin metal bars in a helix fashion. No one knew however this was Remilia's fashioned weapon to identify herself, Spear the Gungnir.
"We've had a full week of news hounds chasing us, invites to talk shows, and the occasional jokester making jokes of us," said David, breaking the silence. "It's nice that they've started to stop hunting us down for news clips to air on TV…"
Flandre smirked. "You proposed to big sis on live television. There was no doubt the family would get a lot of attention. My high school friends keep hounding me for juicy info regarding my sister and her butler getting engaged."
"Well, it DID make for world-breaking news, did it not? We had effectively shocked the world."
Riruka shared a similar grin like Flandre's. "Yeah, but you often was a daring person in life these seven years I've known you, Sekai."
"Hey! If I wasn't myself, which is honest, I would have been a very different person in this life of mine. I likely wouldn't have met any of you, and meet the one woman I would forever cherish in my heart." Sekai looks to Remilia as he finished that sentence, offering a heart-lifting smile.
Remilia blushed briefly, but lovingly smiles back. The two shared a brief but firm kiss.
The group behind the couple shared smiles of their own, as they turn to the right, and are heading towards the Bankers Life Fieldhouse arena.
Remilia looks back to their head maid. "Sakuya, dear, have you been contacted by the insurance company yet regarding our rental car?"
"I have my phone in my pocket. No messages yet or any calls," Sakuya answers.
"What a time for the car to not work, huh? Thankfully we all decided to walk to the stadium very early."
Remilia's free hand reaches into Sekai's pants pocket and pulls out his smart phone, as she turns it on. "Huh. The show's begun already." She was gazing at the time.
"Explains the camera guys following us in directional cinematic fashion," Sekai says in an off-color comment, whilst he breaks the fourth wall in the process.
Gin is captured in camera view as he smacks him upside the head gently. "Remember, Sekai. No fourth wall breaking."
"Was that really necessary?" Sekai asks.
Kisuke smiles, albeit hiding the smile behind his folding paper fan. "Yes it was, Sekai."
"You two are so mean to me," Sekai fake-pouts.
"You know… how will we get past arena security? I mean, you two are carrying your items on your persons," Yoruichi pointed out.
"We rather have them with us than left behind for some sticky fingers to snatch them and sell for some pretty coin," Sekai responds, explaining the obviously dangerous weapons if used in the wrong way.
"That and we will not cut through the RAW audience entering the back stage," Remilia informs Yoruichi. "You, Kisuke, Flandre, and Riruka have tickets for the show so you'll be late, but with us you won't be turned at the door. Gin and Sakuya on the other hand will remain with us."
"Well, I can't wait to join the audience. This will be my first live show I attended, onee-sama." Flandre giggled.
Remilia smiles to her little sister. "I hope you enjoy the show, imouto-chan."
"We'll keep an eye on Flandre, Remilia," Kisuke assures the elder Scarlet sister.
Once they all entered the arena and got past security, Kisuke and Yoruichi lead Flandre and Riruka to their seats, while the remaining four continue walking, soon via camera disappear around the corner. Only to reappear on camera as soon as they enter the area that is restricted to non-WWE personnel.
"It's the aftermath of Survivor Series, and since the Authority lost at Survivor Series, that means they are no longer in charge," Gin says aloud.
"Yeah, thanks largely to me," said Sekai.
"Yeah, you were a true Slytherin, hiding yourself until that day you revealed yourself as Cena's final tag team member, but also stop the show for a moment to propose to Remilia." Gin smirked. "And then when you said aloud it's time to go back to work, you and Remilia Double DDT Seth Rollins. Like flippin' a light switch…"
Sakuya smiles fondly, recalling that moment in time. "That particular video of the marriage proposal in WWE is still well-viewed on YouTube."
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Knock, knock, knock, knock~
"Enter."
The door opens and in walks Sakuya, carrying an envelope. The RAW event was a smashing success, as it follows the fallout from the Survivor Series PPV. The show's about a minute away from ending for the TV audiences.
"I have been told to deliver this to you from the former cruiserweight division."
"Jamie Noble?" Sekai guessed, even though he knew he was likely right. Sakuya does not answer to his guess, handing over the envelope.
"Huh… it's a letter from Vince McMahon."
Holding out his empty hand, a dagger is then placed into it by Sakuya. He uses it to slice the envelope open at one side, flips the blade and points the handle back to Sakuya, who takes it back. With a quick blow of air into the opening, he fishes out the letter. His chair swerves around slowly.
"Dear Mister Abbott…"
Here, Sekai trails into silence, lips moving a bit with his near-silent mutterings, his eyes scanning the letter in its entirety. After a full minute of reading the letter's contents in silence, Sekai folds the letter back up and pockets it into his jacket's inner pocket.
"Sekai? What's the matter, darling?" Remilia asks, looking concerned.
Sekai's back was facing the camera. When he swerves the chair around, there is a big smile on his face.
"Remilia, Sakuya, Gin, as of Survivor Series, The Authority is no longer in charge due to the match stipulation. The CEO of WWE and the Board of Directors discussed this topic, and have come to an agreement. From this point forward, RAW, Smackdown, Main Event, Superstars, and NXT will have one unified General Manager… a type of WWE GM that will make any and all official decisions, match set-ups, and etcetera."
"And Mr. McMahon wanted you to reveal this?" Gin questions his friend.
"More than that, Gin. From this point forward, I, Sekai Ishtal, have been named the new WWE General Manager," Sekai announces with a devilish grin.
And as the WWE Universe and the WWE Superstars and Divas on ground floor of the arena's backstage areas freak out over the news, Remilia squealed in happiness.
"Oh my goodness! Sekai! Congratulations!"
Remilia rushed over and she glomps him with a firm hug, ecstatic for the wonderful news.
Gin was laughing, applauding their butler friend. "Amazing, Sekai. Only a month or so and already you've made such big waves in this industry. They must really be trusting of you…"
"Or are setting you up for a big fall if you fail to meet their expectations," Sakuya warned Sekai.
Sekai smirked in her direction.
"I know, my dear. However, having been a butler for seven years, I know how to handle such devious tasks and heavy workloads. Having authoritive power for all of WWE's shows on both TV and the WWE Network is going to be relatively simple, yet complex."
Moving from Remilia's embrace, he walks up to the windows, overlooking the city.
"There will be some changes made in the WWE, some that will be good, and some that will be seen as bad. Unlike how The Authority preached their version of hash tag Best For Business, they didn't listen much to the fans. And then there's the problem with a certain Beast whom I'm going to place on the backburner of things to deal with at a later date."
"Oh yeah… as GM, you're in a bit of a pickle. Giving yourself any forms of one-upsmanship will likely paint you as a dirty figure head," Gin comments.
"Yeah. Not to mention Lesnar is our current champion, yet all he does is sit on his lazy ass at home and make the belt look pretty on his wall. While I still plan to kill The Beast, ultimately my hands are tied. John Cena STILL holds a championship title opportunity he won at Hell in a Cell, and he WILL defend it at the next pay-per-view event."
He turns to face his lover and his two best friends.
"But in the meantime, I believe it's time that the ladies all get a shot for the WWE Divas Championship, and I mean ALL the women in the active roster. A type of tournament and whoever wins at the end will face AJ Lee for the Divas Title at the next pay-per-view. Frankly, I believe the Divas are not given enough attention by WWE figureheads above my now acquired rank, so I'm going to give the girls their moments to shine for the WWE Universe, whether or not the suits like it."
Gin is amused. "That sounds interesting. Give every single WWE Diva on the main roster and NXT a chance to become champion."
"Exactly, Gin," Sekai agrees. "Now, regarding JBL's status as NXT GM, I'll allow him to remain there. Sure I will soon take over, but JBL has done such a great job that he'll remain its GM for the foreseeable future, or until he decides to step down on his own decision. Second of all is Rusev. Even though he's a bit of a dick with his attitude against the U.S., I have been hearing some rumors of people that were planning to sabotage the Russian Flag at upcoming house shows online. As I don't want anything bad happening in future WWE events, I will no longer allow Rusev to summon his above-the-ring flag at his match victories. The last thing WWE needs is a scandal because some assholes with neo-political agendas decide to burn the Russian flag just to spite him."
He looks to Gin, Remilia, and Sakuya. "That and we don't want World War III," Sekai clarifies in the end.
The three adults nod their heads in agreement.
"And Lady Remilia, you will be at my side throughout this new adventure, yes?"
She grins. "Well of course I would, Sekai. After all, family sticks together."
And Sekai shares a matching grin of his own.
"Wonderful. It's time that WWE officially learns of the strength that is the Scarlet Family."
A close-up of Sekai's face is seen for the TV audiences.
"Time to play a new game…"
For the audiences watching via TV or computer, or whatever, we get a frame-freeze and dynamic color shift to blue hues and shadows. Sekai's smirking face is frozen, giving off a rather dramatic closure. The words, "To be continued…" had flashed at the bottom left corner of the screen the moment the freeze-frame shot occurred, before we fade to black… and then another of Sekai's anime-inspired ending songs (depicting Sekai and friends) to close off RAW for the evening.
(【FHD】東方 夢想夏郷2話ED 向日葵の咲く場所
向日葵の咲く場所 ～daydream flowers～)
Yeah... likely the last one of this odd three-shot plot... :P