The Urahara Shop Computer

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Author's Note: Takes place sometime before Survivor Series in this universe's plot. Sorry, but I can't stay away from this Scarlet plotline… D:

It's the second hour of Monday Night RAW, and Sekai decided to go to the concession stands where the food and drink are sold. He had Stu the Camera Guy following him, as part of a segment for minor filler content when RAW had returned from commercial.

"I didn't realize this place sold sweets," Sekai is heard saying as the TV audiences are brought back from their commercial break.

"Sakuya noticed and I began to crave for sweets," said Remilia.

Yes, Remilia was with Sekai, despite the fact she's not really an employee of WWE. Now, likely this would be trouble as she's technically an outsider (and WWE does have rules regarding outsiders related to WWE employees, or so I hear), but thus far she's done nothing troubling.

"I'm wondering how long it'll take before WWE gets tired of my master being with me… although I hope they don't' force you to leave."

Remilia smirked. "I'll remain for as long as possible, Sekai."

After they wade through a throng of crowds of WWE fans, they reach the source of the sweets. The makeshift sign was a shock for the couple, as it belonged to a certain bucket hat-wearing man WWE fans would recall seeing in one of Sekai's intro videos in September.

From this point forward, what was supposed to be script with Jamie Noble and Joey Mercury approaching Sekai would deviate off-course for WWE.

"Hello Sekai and Remilia," Kisuke greets the couple with a joyous wave of a hand, giving off a happy smile.

There was a moment of silence from the couple.

They stared.

Kisuke still smiles at them.

"What the hell are you doing here?" Sekai all but exclaims after a short bout of silence, pointing an accusing finger towards the owner of the Urahara Shōten.

"What? I'm operating my shop here for tonight. I get to sell my candies and cookies to an English audience, and make a huge profit in sales. My cookies are especially popular amongst the young WWE fans in the arena's audience this night."

"That's not what I mean, Kisuke!" Sekai yelled. "What are you doing here in the United States? I thought you were in Japan! Wait, are you stalking me or something?"

Kisuke chuckles, snapping open his trademark fan and obscure the lower half of his face.

"Now don't be silly, Sekai. We came here simply as a last stop deal before going back to Japan. We just happened to find this booth was empty, and being a business guy and owning my own shop, I rented this stand out for the night, and by the time the arena started to fill with the first throng of WWE fans, started to bake and sell my sweets."

"Wait," Remilia stops him, "We?"

From the back, Yoruichi pops her head out, and gives a wave. "Hello!"

She was not alone. Approaching the front booth was a certain blonde-haired woman. For the TV audiences, the woman in question wore a white apron over a purple Chinese shirt that had a trigram-styled pattern print on it, a pair of dark pink-dyed jeans, and pink sneakers. She had red ribbon accessories decorating the tips of her long hair. The locks curled slight, and fall in a neatly manner along the back.

"Ah! Remilia! Sekai-kun!" The woman cheerfully greets the younger adults.

"Yukari!" they exclaim, shocked to see the woman working for Kisuke.

She smiles, as she shouts out for anyone wanting to purchase to make their orders, manning a cash register. And indeed, a lot of WWE fans out for bathroom breaks and food/drink refills form a line.

"As you can see, it's just the three of us. It's mainly Yukari who takes care of the money while I help Yoruichi with baking our delightful sweets," Kisuke informs the couple, purposely avoiding eye contact with the WWE camera guy.

"We're watching Monday Night RAW from one of Kisuke's portable digital TVs, so we're not missing much while manning this shop," Yoruichi pointed out. Indeed, they were all seen being filmed live on RAW on Kisuke's TV on the concession stand counter.

Sekai face palms.

Remilia clears her throat. "Well, we did come here for some cookies, but I didn't' think you'd be behind the sales. Then again, you're one hell of a baker."

"Thank you for the compliment," said Kisuke. "Say… you wanna work? I'll pay overtime."

Sekai gives Kisuke a look. "I'm working right now, Kisuke. I'm sure I'll get yelled at by boss and boss lady if I did a side-job, or yelled at by boss lady for not buying her a box of your white chocolate macadamia nut cookies."

"Speaking of which, we'll buy four of your twenty count white chocolate macadamia nut cookies," Remilia places her order.

And Kisuke was quick in grabbing four of the pre-packaged cookies, and sets them on the counter after he bags them in a small plastic bag. "That'll be fifty-one ninety-six, please." A single twenty count box of the white chocolate macadamia nut cookies cost twelve ninety-nine times four. Do the math.

And Sekai pays with a fifty dollar bill and two one dollar bills. "Keep the change."

"Thanks for your purchase," he says, accepting the money and pocketing it into one of the pockets of his apron he wore.

Remilia takes the bag.

"Well, you should get back to work, Sekai."

"Yeah, I guess."

The couple starts walking away, as Stu the WWE Camera Guy remains in his spot watching them walk away.

"I can't help but think I'm forgetting something…"

"Drinks?" Remilia helps in remembering.

"Yeah… Let's grab four Pepsis." And they walk to another concession stand that sold bottled sodas.

"Hey, Yukari…"

Stu swerves his camera to face Kisuke and Yukari.

"What is it, Kisuke?"

"Do you and Yoruichi want to drop in on Sekai after the show ends, once we close up shop and pack everything away?"

Yukari makes a motion of pondering on her thoughts.

"Well, it's been too long since I last been able to hang out with Sekai-kun. I wouldn't mind, as long as we're allowed, of course."

Yoruichi barks out a laugh. "You'll likely want to embarrass Sekai again like last time when you grabbed him in that very affectionate hug. Poor guy almost suffocated because you smashed his face into your cleavage."

She turns to look at Yoruichi, hands on her hips.

"Oh yeah, Yoru? What about that one time you snuck a kiss on Sekai-kun at last year's Christmas party at the Scarlet Manor?"

"Only because you had Ran hang mistletoe on a fishing pole," she reminds the blonde, "Even though I took advantage of it."

"Hey it worked for causing a bit of fun mischief," Yukari defends herself. "It also helped get Saito and Siesta to share a kiss with one another."

Kisuke is seen looking to the camera fake-looking discreet. "Yeah, our darling Sekai has a harem of girls that want to jump him… that lucky bastard. Wish I had a harem…"

"Shut up, Kisuke," the girls tell off the candy shop guy.

Kisuke is not offended, as he merely laughs them off, eventually returning back to work. The TV scene switches back to inside the arena, where we get three puzzled commentators.

"I don't know what to make of that," said Michael Cole.

"Well, I wouldn't mind a box of those cookies if they're that delicious. Maybe David's friend can deliver one to me during commercial break," said JBL.

"Make that two boxes," Jerry Lawler added.

"Three," Michael would say after a moment. Cookies sound good.

During RAW's next commercial break, Kisuke personally delivered three boxes for the three men. They each paid for their box of cookies.

White chocolate macadamia nut cookies are delicious…