The Urahara Shop Computer
Disclaimer: Touhou Project and all its official characters, concepts, locations, etcetera is owned by ZUN. Bleach and all its official characters, concepts, locations, etcetera is owned by Tite Kubo. All known characters from The Familiar of Zero belong to Noboru Yamaguchi. World Wrestling Entertainment belongs to World Wrestling Entertainment. I do not own anything else considered cameo from anime, games, and etcetera. All I own are my original characters used in this story, and my original character Sekai Ishtal.
Author's Note: And yet more of this random WWE anime mix-ups. Something that came to mind while on a TruTV presents World's Dumbest binge. This is set between Survivor Series and TLC: Tables, Ladders, and Chairs.
"Tell me, David, you live in Japan; have you really seen things like that?" Seth asks Sekai.
Now, in order to understand what's going on, the WWE GM, Sekai Ishtal, was watching reruns of World's Dumbest on TruTV during tonight's Monday Night RAW. Currently the episode Sekai, Remilia, Gin, and Sakuya are watching was World's Smartest Inventions 10. And Seth Rollins was there because he wanted something, only to catch note of the TV being on and tuned to a different channel.
"I believe Sekai once asked me if the Face-kini was really just a face mask or some weird kinky bondage item in disguise," Remilia says to Seth Rollins. "When we took a trip to the local beach last summer…"
Sekai sighs, a chuckle still escaping his lips. "Yeah, seven years living in Japan, and I'm still surprised to see some odd invention or two around created by the Japanese. Like this."
Hand gesturing to the TV, they see the next "invention" which was basically a robot tail simulating a cat. Silifulin was the name of the invention.
"Here comes the cat girl jokes," Sekai exasperated.
"Hey, Sekai, got any tail lately?" Gin asks Sekai, cackling at the end of his really poor joke.
From his position of the couch in the GM Office, Sekai casts a glare at the still-snickering Gin.
"Didn't you blush brightly when Remilia was daring to wear that frilly swimsuit last summer at the beach and it had a cat tail attached to the end?" Sakuya remembered a certain incident that sounded not PG for WWE.
"Oh yeah! He wouldn't stop staring at Remilia's behind with that tail attachment," Gin said, remembering the incident as well.
And Sekai's face was red now, not making eye-contact with any human in the room as he was being teased for his obvious cat girl fetish.
"Yup. Remilia-sama learned of Sekai's cat girl fetish that day," said Sakuya. "I believe she still has that swimsuit packed away in one of her dresser drawers back home, and the cat ear attachment that came with the outfit. And I believe Siesta has a similar swimsuit attire like Remilia's that Saito really loves."
And now Remilia blushed brightly.
One full minute of silence except for whatever is being played on the TV in the office.
"This is really awkward now," Seth Rollins awkwardly said aloud.
"Yeah, and likely not PG for WWE," Gin said, deciding that a change in topic was required. "Well, since Sekai and Remilia are likely not going to talk for awhile as they try to will their blushes away, whatcha need, Seth?"
Sekai and Remilia were still blushing.
"Honestly, I forgot," Seth apologized.
"Well, when you remember it, come back and make your request," Gin tells the current holder of the Money in the Bank contract.
Seth decided to walk out of the GM Office, shaking his head, wondering what had just happened. The next commercial that played on the TV show being viewed was basically what one would call a very expensive can opener shaped like a robot that serves you beer.
I think it's obvious I'm a huge fan of Seth Rollins...