The Urahara Shop Computer
Disclaimer: Any and all official characters, concepts, locations, etcetera of Touhou Project, Toradora!, and Bleach belong to their respective owners. All I own are any form of original characters used in this story, and my original character Sekai Ishtal.
Author's Note: Random ideas flittering about in my mind caused this to come into fruition. Basically, Yukari has fun at the expense of my original character. Also Gin is in it because everybody loves Gin Ichimaru. And it's basically random stuff. This is fit more along the Gensōkyō universe instead of my Scarlet universe.
So Yukari had an idea on how to make Sekai's life more interesting and enrolls him into a Japanese High School, forcing the elf yōkai to portray the life of a high school student. Then ti gets interesting when a certain substitute shinigami shows up.
"Wait! What do you mean I'm going back to high school?" Sekai yells.
Yukari smiles casually. "You told me one day you were bored. Therefore, I decided to look outside Gensōkyō. Then I decided why don't you portray the life of a high school student? You do look young, after all, Sekai-kun."
Sekai stared, aghast at what she was telling him.
"How old do you believe I look in the physical appearance?"
"Eighteen or nineteen, pushing twenty," was her answer.
He gives her a glare. "So does that mean you believe yourself to be a sexy twenty something year old despite being a thousand-some years older than me?"
A gap opened up and Sekai gets a smack upside the head with Yukari not moving from her spot at the table.
"Not nice to mock a woman's age, Sekai-kun," she tells him off.
Sekai growls a bit, but then he lets out a sigh. "Fine... so where am I going? And how will I tell Remilia-sama of what you just did?"
"Don't worry your pretty pointy-eared head, Sekai-kun. I took care of everything. Also, Gin is helping."
"Gin?" Sekai's head hits the table with a thunk. "Oh great... knowing him, he'll start getting Karakura involved again."
Yukari just smiles.
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"Students, we have another transfer student attending our school for the year," announced the teacher of Class 2-C.
It was the next day, and a Monday. True to Yukari's word, Gin had handled his living arrangements in the Outside World, while the gap yōkai herself handled his so-called school transference paperwork. Wearing the standard male uniform of the school he will now be attending, he stands at the front of the class.
"Hello everyone," he greets everyone with a formal short bow, "My name is David Evans, and I transferred to this school from Karakura High. I was born originally in Okinawa, Japan, but I lived half my life in America before I moved to Japan permanently."
He offers the entire class a smile, his violet-colored eyes almost twinkling.
"Although if my name doesn't suit you, I also refer to myself as Sekai Ishtal," he informs the students, "In fact, I would not mind which name you refer to me by. I hope to have an enjoyable experience here at Ōhashi High."
The teacher smiles to Sekai.
"Well, Sekai, we have a free seat by the window in the back, near Kawashima-san."
"Ah, the beauty model, Ami Kawashima? Okay."
And he goes take his seat in the desk in front of Ami Kawashima, who looked a bit sheepish that she's just that well-known in the world of modeling.
"Well class, time to begin the first lesson," said Miss Yuri, the classroom's teacher.
Sekai meanwhile projecting a happy personality of being at his new school, internally he was cursing Yukari's name blue for being forced to pull off the high school student persona. While class began, several students were thinking about the newest student attending their school from Karakura. Five in particular were Ami Kawashima, Taiga Aisaka, Ryūji Takasu, Minori Kushieda, and Yusaka Kitamura. Suddenly a ringtone started playing, CLOSE2U by Hatsune Miku. Sekai gave a sheepish look as he dug into his book bag and pulls out his iPhone. Giving the screen a brief look, noticing the caller ID bringing up Yukari's name, he hits the voice mail option.
"Sorry, sensei. That was my girlfriend giving me a call."
That got some of the students murmuring softly.
"It's alright. Just next time, put it on vibrate or silent," Yuri says with a forgiving smile.
"Yes, sensei," he replies, putting the phone away.
The teacher turns around and resumes first period class. With the woman back to teaching, Sekai discreetly takes out the phone again, and making sure it was silenced, quickly types up a text before sending it.
Yukari [09:36:54]: Did I just interrupt your first day at school, Sekai-kun?
Sekai scowled quietly, before whipping up a quick response.
Sekai [09:37:10]: Bite my tight sexy ass.
Yukari [09:37:21]: Isn't that Sakuya's job, Sekai-kun?
His face burning up with a notable blush, Sekai hurried with a reply.
Sekai [09:37:45]: Well, since you decided to do this to me, be prepared to play the role of my lover, Yukari-chan~
Yukari [09:37:49]: WHAT!?
Sekai [09:38:00]: Text you later, sweetie~
Yukari [09:38:11]: Wanna play hardball? Alright then, Sekai-kun, I can play with the best of 'em~
Sekai looked around before putting the phone away and focuses upon the class. Behind him, Ami was wondering who the new guy was texting in class...
At the Yakumo Residence somewhere in Japan, but likely by the border of Gensōkyō, Yukari and Gin were having tea together.
"So... is Sekai enjoying his new persona?" Gin asks Yukari. "Being a professional wrestler was fun for awhile until his wrestler personal was murdered by that crazed fan and we had to skip town."
Yukari smiles at Gin. "Sekai-kun made a casual mention I'm his lover while he's in school, so I'm going to enjoy playing the role. He wants to play hardball after I put him back in school."
"Yeah, well, I do wonder what kind of education he had growing up. He must have attended plenty of schools throughout the years."
"He'll enjoy the more modern school education than the 1800s."
Gin laughs at that.
"You know, I think I'll pay him an unexpected visit, Yukari," said the former Shinigami.
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It's the lunch period. Sekai was enjoying himself now that he fully committed into this little plot Yukari devised to "liven up his life." Still, being four hundred some years old, he's now reduced to playing the role of a teenage human born from Japan but lived half his life in the States before moving back permanently to Japan.
Damn you Yukari... damn you Gin... making me go through another persona.
He was sitting by the window, enjoying his lunch Ran had prepared for him. She was an excellent cook. Although Sakuya was even better in the kitchen... ah Sakuya... he wondered what his lovely maid was doing right now with him being in the Outside attending high school (again).
"Hey, who's that hanging by the open gates of the school?" Sekai hears one of the students said aloud, the brown-haired guy with the glasses.
"Yeah, who is he?" said the woman with plum hair.
When Sekai took a look out the window at a casual gesture, he spits his drink, catching everyone's attention.
"What the fuck?"
As if sensing his presence (and he likely WAS), Gin looks up, his eyes in that ever squinting position, and gives a cheerful smile and a wave at the elf-in-human-disguised student.
"Damn it, Gin," Sekai growls, getting out of his seat and storms out of the classroom in a hurry.
"What was that about?"
"I have no idea, Honta..."
"Well, he's fast, I'll give him that," Ami comments, staring out the window again. The entire class of 2-C crowd the windows seeing Sekai run across the school yard to the guy at the gates. Yeah, he WAS fast. It took at least two minutes to get to the front of the school from their classroom, even by running. How did he get outside so quickly?
Outside, Gin just continues smiling.
"Hey Sekai, what up?"
"Gin, what are you doing here?" Sekai all but hissed.
"What? Can't I ditch school to see my favorite friend? Ever since you transferred from Karakura and all that..."
"Asshole," Sekai tells him in a harsh whisper, "You don't attend school in the World of the Living."
Gin chuckles; yeah, Sekai was right, but the humans don't know that. "You were bored, so Yukari and I planned this... well mostly Yukari. Besides, you'll have fun. It'll be just like that time you were a WWE Superstar until you got murdered."
"Oh yeah, I'm having loads of fun with my classmates wondering who I'm talking to," said Sekai, jabbing a thumb to the school.
Gin looks up and sees students on one of the higher floors crowding the windows. "Oh yeah, I see them." When Gin gave the spying students a wave, they all scattered away from the windows. Amused, he digs in his pockets for something. "Here, take this, Sekai."
Gin hands Sekai a key and a folded piece of paper. When Sekai opens up the folded piece of paper it had an address on it.
"This is the house you got for me while I'm playing the role of a high school student?"
"Yup, so you better enjoy it for the year."
"I question how you got this in the first place."
Gin just smiles again, looking snake-like with his squinting eyes. "I have my sources..."
"What sources?"
Gin doesn't respond to that, turning around and walking away, hands in his jeans pockets. "Catch ya later, Sekai!"
Sekai glares at the back of the former shinigami who now resides (living in a flesh body) in the borders of Gensōkyō. He folded the key into the paper and pockets it before heading back into the school. No doubt he wouldn't be able to finish his lunch in time for the next bell.
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Sekai was minding his own business, a pair of expensive-looking Pinkie Pie-colored wireless headphones that were all-purpose (gaming, microphone speech, and music) covering his ears, its wireless plug antenna thingy connected to his phone in which he had his mp3 files from the Vocaloid/Utatte/Utamette List playing via shuffle mode. He's currently enjoying the melodious voice of the utatte F9 singing her version of WATERISE (from the Vocaloid Cover album Alternative). He was unaware of his followers/stalkers trailing after him. Of course, they would be Taiga Aisaka and Ryūji Takasu.
"I wonder what kind of person he really is," said Ryūji to Taiga. "You saw that outburst during lunch, right?"
"Yeah, so did everyone else, Ryūji," Taiga replies.
None in the classroom asked about what he talked of with the stranger at the school gates. The gray school uniform the guy who the new student Sekai apparently knew signified he was from another school in another part of Japan. There was plenty of things to talk about the new guy however; like how during lunch after his brief meeting with the other student from another school likely playing delinquent decided to play some downloaded songs on his phone. Despite being an American, the guy's Japanese was flawless. And boy could he sing! He sang the lyrics to STRENGTH, a song by abingdon boys school, and sounded better than the actual vocalists.
Taiga suddenly yanks Ryūji aside, forcing him down close to the cement wall. Up ahead was the same guy the class saw earlier today during the lunch period.
"Ryūji, it's that guy from today," she whispers to him.
"Yeah, it is that guy from the lunch period…"
Up ahead, Gin was waiting calmly at the front of a small apartment complex-looking house, and he waved when he spotted Sekai.
"Whatcha doing here, Gin?" Sekai asks the reincarnated Shinigami.
"I helped Ran move some of your belongings to your house while you were in school," Gin answers.
"This house must be good if it looks like an apartment complex," Sekai comments upon seeing his home. There was even his name written upon the steel plate in front of the gate.
"You'll like it, Sekai," Gin tells the elf yōkai, as he opens the gate and the two boys enter the yard. Closing the gate behind him, Sekai heads to the door and he uses the house key to unlock the front door. They disappear inside.
Ryūji and Taiga come out of hiding when they heard the door close.
"Well, we know where Sekai lives now," Taiga comments aloud.
"He's two blocks away from where we live," Ryūji pointed out.
"Interesting. Well, Ryūji, are you going to make some fried pork cutlets for dinner?"
He sighs. "We should have some variety to our meals once and awhile, Taiga."
She glares at him. "And you should think about how I'm going to help you get closer to Minorin."
Inside the home, Sekai peers through the curtains as the two teenagers walked off, arguing about something.
"So... friends...?"
"Likely just wondering where I lived is all. No biggie."
"I'm glad you're very aloof about it, Sekai-kun," Yukari's voice drifted from the next room.
Entering the living room, there Yukari lays casually on his luxuriously crimson plush couch that was taken from his bedroom back at the Scarlet Devil Mansion.
"I'm not surprised," said Sekai.
The blonde woman just smiles and waves in greeting, her other hand grasping the television remote and channel surfing.
"Ran is in the kitchen preparing dinner."
"Sheesh..." Setting his book bag down on the carpet near the couch, he disappears into the house's kitchen to help Ran.
Gin plops himself down on the single seat couch.
"He's having fun."
She smirked. "Of course. Deep down, he likes this."
"Pretending to be a hormonal teenage human?"
=0=0=0=0=
"Oh my god! Ishtal's kissing a MILF!" exclaims Kōji Haruta.
That got the attention of class 2-C, including their homeroom teacher, as they all crowded the windows. There in the front of the school was Sekai and some older blonde-haired woman, and they were deep in a lip-locking battle.
"Is that woman old enough to be his mother?" questioned Ami.
More than half the class was blushing at the rather adult make-out occurring in front of the school. You don't want to know the internal thoughts of jealousy raging within Miss Yuri's head right now regarding seeing the older woman. Down below, Sekai and Yukari part from the hot kiss, a small trail of saliva that broke between their parted lips.
"You're such a great kisser, Sekai," Yukari tells the elf, grinning rather like a schoolgirl on her first date.
"I've always been such a great kisser. Some girls in Gensōkyō would tell you so. Besides, I'm a high school student, thanks to you. Might as well stir some rumor amongst the student body…"
"And the kids will confuse me for a MILF," Yukari deadpans.
"Well, you do look the part," Sekai tells her.
Yukari gives him another kiss, her hand groping the front of his pants. She eventually pulls away, hand included.
"Enjoy school, Sekai, you're late anyway," she parts with a wave of the hand she had just used to grope his crotch, smiling perversely.
"Ahh shit… this is going to be so chaotic the next few months," the elf sighs to himself.
Composing himself and fixing up his appearance, he decides to hurry up to his homeroom class. Class 2-C all returned to their desks quickly, and their teacher back to her desk at the front of the classroom. Around a minute, the door opens and Sekai walks in. He gives an apologetic smile.
"Sorry I'm late. I got lost on the road to life," Sekai gives the classic Kakashi Hatake answer.
The class did not vocalize it, but they all held the exact same word in their thoughts: liar.
"Um, that's alright. Just take your seat and we can get on with class," Yuri informs Sekai.
Sekai takes his seat, and class begins. Minds of the students half-wondered on thoughts of what they had witnessed earlier, and the strange woman Sekai was apparently with. Five minutes into the current class work, there was a knock on the door and Miss Yuri answers it. The students stay quiet as their teacher was talking with the school's principle, whispering, before the woman smiles and nods.
Miss Yuri looks to her class. "Well, students, looks like we're getting full of surprises this year. I would like to announce we're having another transfer student. He too is from Karakura High School. Please come in, young man."
The door opens again, and a young man steps in. Half the class was idly comparing the newest student to Ryūji Takasu in terms of the looks of their eyes. And the other half was drawn towards the color of his hair; makes you think it was dyed (when it's natural).
Sekai internally groaned in discomfort, recognizing the very familiar Substitute Shinigami. And Ichigo when he scanned his new classroom spotted the wily and often mysterious elf yōkai with a Zanpakutō posing as a human high school student, and he was in shock. Physically, his expression was neutral.
Oh great, were the identical thought process from both Sekai Ishtal and Ichigo Kurosaki.
Sekai stands up from his seat, catching the attention of the students, and adopts his usual pose of slight cockiness sending a small smile towards everyone's lovable strawberry. "Well, what are the odds we'd run into each other again, Ichigo Kurosaki?" Especially since the last time we both fought on the same side was during the Winter War...
"Hello, Sekai Ishtal," Ichigo greeted the elf yōkai in disguise. You show up during the Winter War then vanish after I defeated Aizen. What are you doing here posing as a high school student?
"Well, looks like you two know each other well. That's great," said Miss Yuri, smiling.
Of course, no one knew the truth or the real (secret) history between the two boys.
As Ichigo soon gave his brief introduction to the class and took his seat at one of the last empty desks in the class, the lessons resumed. But Ichigo was wondering when was the next time he sees Kisuke to kick his butt. But, it at least solved the mysterious reiatsu signature detected in this part of Japan. Sekai on the other hand couldn't wait to get Ichigo alone so he could ask the human with the large spirit energy levels what he was doing in this part of Japan away from home.
Bleach, Touhou Project, and Toradora.
Yup. It's all I got going right now... :P