The Urahara Shop Computer

Disclaimer: Tite Kubo is the author of the popular manga/anime series and has complete ownership of all official Bleach characters. I do not own anything that is mentioned as a crossover cameo from anime, manga, video games, music, TV shows, movies, or otherwise. The only thing I own from this collection story is any/all Original Characters, plots, drabbles, etcetera. I only own my characters Sekai and Rin Ishtal.

Author's Note: I would like to remind people that I have three Harry Potter collection fics, one Vocaloid collection fic, and three Naruto collection fics. So, if you got any requests for something like short ideas, just tell me in a PM or in your review. I'll gladly take on any form of requests.

Now for this chapter, this was something completely random, and fully in Bleach universe. It's also supposed to induce a bit of funny and crude humor near the very end. Yes sir... funny...

Yui Shishido

Kisuke looks to the elf, quiet surprised at the young group of adults walking away chatting happily about how their lives have been since school. Well almost all of them; one woman was quiet as she followed her friends. At the table of a local Tea Cosplay Café were Tessai Tsukabishi, Yoruichi Shihōin, and Isshin Kurosaki (who was taking a break from running the local family clinic).

"Wait, they were your students?" the shop keeper asked.

"Yup, they were part of a group of friends that were part of the Drama Clubs throughout their school years," Sekai answered. "Iori Tanikawa was the guy with black hair that was short to just reaching the neckline, and wears the black-rimmed glasses. Aoi Azuma and he dated around junior high school, and she's now married to Iori. She was the brunette with the long twin tails."

"And the rest?" inquired Yoruichi.

"Ryouta Kirigaya is the short dark haired man, and Nanami Yuki is the blonde girl with the medium-length hair. Nanami married Ryouta. They used to bicker in elementary, but started to find their relationship change to that of romance in junior high and full-blown lovers in high school. I thought it was cute. Then we have Mai Serizawa, the auburn redhead with the medium pigtails. Now she was always the talk of the homeroom classes I've had with her."

Kisuke looks to Sekai. "Oh?"

"Yeah. The two guys on each side of her are her husbands."

That raised eyebrows at the table.

"Next are Kazuma and Masahiro Kitamura. Those two are brothers, believe it or not. Born on the same date and they fell in love with Mai in junior high. Mai was so shy and she loved both boys that she couldn't decide between them each time they fought over her affections. It was pretty funny."

Tessai takes a sip from his cup of tea. "I bet it was for you, Sekai."

"Yeah. It took awhile, but eventually she married both of them on the same day. And since they were so in love with the same girl, the boys took her family's surname. And then that woman with the silver-white hair with the black-tipped highlights along the edges, she's Yui Shishido."

"Not to mention the way she styled her hair, it looks like the bangs of hair on the sides can be mistaken as animal ears," said Isshin.

"She did have a heightened amount of spiritual pressure. Reminds me of Ichigo, in fact," Yoruichi told Sekai.

Isshin nodded. "Yeah. Sekai, is that woman capable of sensing spiritual energies?"

"Yeah. She's spiritually aware. She was also the only student during my days teaching her in elementary that knew I wasn't human, but kept it a secret. And she always had the habit of keeping silent in the background at times, moving almost like a ninja." Yoruichi smirked hearing that. "And throughout the time I've taught those eight from their days as kids in elementary, to their teenage years of high school, she managed to get all seven of her friends in the relationships they're in today."

He smiled, recalling those years he decided to pursue a brief career as a school teacher. Those eight kids were the highlight of that time. Of course, back then, he took on the identity Daisuke Namikaze.

"I also knew she was also involved in those kids exploring each other in more adult ways. But I kept my silence on that. Considering I'm an elf yōkai who's lived at least four hundred some years now, the taboos humans tend to freak out about never faze me."

Kisuke looks to Sekai. "Some adults would tend to talk about stuff like that, especially when it involves the awkwardness that is puberty, and the whole nine yards."

Sekai shrugs. "I'm sure my students were no longer virgins by the time they were in high school. Well, other than Shishido."

"And doesn't she have a special someone, Sekai?" Yoruichi asked the elf yōkai.

Sekai takes a long sip of his drink.

"As far as I knew, Shishido never had any boyfriends in junior high and high school. She did have a fling with one of my other ex-students, a Jirou Yamada, but they remained just friends. I of course knew she had some sort of crush on me since elementary."

Kisuke and Yoruichi both chuckle in amusement hearing this.

"Hey, it's not like I did anything inappropriate with her. Although I had the feeling that she would have wanted to do it with her sensei after school... what with the looks of longing she would give me when it appeared I wasn't looking at her."

And now all four adults laugh softly. Sekai just gives them a look that says "I am not amused". They were still giggling about it, Kisuke and Isshin more than Yoruichi and Tessai.

"Ya done thinking I'm some sort of lolicon?"

Kisuke sobers up first. "Sorry, it just sounded real funny, knowing our elf yōkai buddy had a cute girl like her crushing on you to the point of hentai proportions."

"Sensei?"

There stood Yui Shishido behind Tessai. The adults jumped. Not Sekai, no he merely flinched a tiny bit but turns to face the young woman of twenty two years.

Damn, I can swear she appears to know how to use Shunpo while still in a human body, thought Yoruichi.

Similar thoughts ran in the heads of the other three men.

"Yes, Shishido?" he asks of her in politeness to his favorite ex-student.

"We should find a hotel with privacy and have sex," she tells the elf, rather bluntly and openly. She also had her soft melancholic facial expression directed at Sekai. Her cheeks, which reveal a faint redness, only gave away the fact she was a bit embarrassed to say such adult things. Or that she was shy.

Sekai himself was blushing, but his redness was darker in hue. Did she just say that?

A few moments of silence descended upon the four remaining adults, as Sekai finds himself being dragged away from the outdoor tables of the local Tea Cosplay Café. He never did get to finish the rest of the delicious orange and strawberry swirl cheesecake slice he ordered. Kisuke, Yoruichi, Isshin, and Tessai finally break down into hysterical laughter when they watched the elf yōkai get dragged down the street and around a nearby street corner.