The Urahara Shop Computer
Disclaimer: Tite Kubo is the author of the popular manga/anime series and has complete ownership of all official Bleach characters. I do not own anything that is mentioned as a crossover cameo from anime, manga, video games, music, TV shows, movies, or otherwise. The only thing I own from this collection story is any/all Original Characters, plots, drabbles, etcetera. I only own my characters Sekai and Rin Ishtal.
Author's Note: Oh yes, and the two Yui Shishido chapters of this collection fic are based in an alternative universe where the final arc of the Bleach manga (still on-going as of this chapter's update) never really happened. But Ichigo has knowledge of his Quincy heritage via his mother Masaki.
Yui Shishido and Sekai Ishtal
The bell jingles, alerting everyone at Urahara Shōten a visitor.
"Who could that be, I wonder?" Kisuke says aloud, getting up from his seat and heading for the shop's front area.
"Hey, don't ignore me," Ichigo yelled in indignation.
When Kisuke emerges to the shop's front, he puts on the usual happy smile he displays for his customers.
"Hello! Welcome to my humble shop!" Then he notices who it was. "Oh! Sekai! You're back! You've been gone for two weeks."
"Yeah," Sekai says, chuckling a bit.
Clung to his side was Yui Shishido.
"Hello, Urahara-san," Yui bids to Kisuke, giving the man a polite nod of her head.
She still had her trademark soft melancholic facial expression.
"Ah, the little lady who dragged you off to parts unknown." Kisuke's smile started to turn a bit Cheshire-like, so he snaps open his paper fan and obscures the lower half of his face.
"Shut up, Kisuke."
"You know, we've been wondering just what you've been doing with Shishido-san. I bet it must have been fun, eh?"
Sekai refused to give Kisuke a response.
Yui on the other hand... "We enjoyed our two weeks together."
"I bet you have, Shishido-san." Closing the fan shut, he beckons them to the back. "Would you like to join us for tea?"
"Thank you for the invitation," said Yui. Sekai simply walks past the cloth leading to the back of Kisuke's shop.
"Ichigo's here after his visit to Rukia. Did you know he and Rukia are finally dating, Sekai?"
"Really? Well," He enters the living room and sits down at the table, gazing at Ichigo who gave Sekai a friendly wave in greeting. Yui sits next to him, and nuzzles him cutely. "About damn time you and Rukia cut the sexual tension between you two. Byakuya must have been pissed..."
Ichigo sighs roughly, wanting to hide the blush beginning to show itself on his cheeks.
"Yeah. Byakuya is still kind of ticked Rukia and Ichigo are dating, but if you were there, you would have had hard times breathing," spoke Yoruichi, entering the living room and plopping down next to an embarrassed Ichigo.
"Well, at least Byakuya doesn't have to worry about his darling sister losing her virginity to Ichigo yet. Or even experience sex, unlike you," Kisuke pointed out.
"Two weeks, huh? Amazing stamina you must have, Sekai," Yoruichi said in-between giggles.
Ichigo stares at Sekai, who was blushing now. Yui just continues to lean very close to her elf yōkai lover.
"What?"
Sekai looks at Ichigo. "Don't even ask, Ichigo."
"I went up to my former school teacher and told him we should find a hotel and have sex," Yui told Ichigo, much to Sekai's dismay.
Kisuke and Yoruichi break out into laughter.
"It was funny, watching Sekai get dragged by Shishido-san. Your father was with us and Tessai when we joined Sekai for lunch at the local Tea Cosplay Café just two blocks from the shop." Kisuke quickly sobered up from his laughing fit. "So, you two are together, huh?"
"Yup. He's mine, and I love sensei very much," Yui said with a hint of pride in her tone and a small smile upon her lips.
"Sensei?" questions Ichigo.
"Sekai here apparently a long time ago used to have the occupation as school teacher. Yui Shishido here used to be one of his students from elementary all the way to high school," Yoruichi informs Isshin's son.
Ichigo stared at the elf he knew since the dreaded Winter War events. "You are so weird, Sekai."
"Says the Shinigami/Hollow/Fullbringer/Quincy hybrid," Sekai retorts.
A bird chirp is heard. Everyone looks to Kisuke who was fastly moving fingers on his cellphone.
"What was that?"
"A DM from Isshin via Twitter," Kisuke answers. "I told him you just had a two week sex marathon with your ex-student from high school. He's giggling about it, and hopes Ichigo can beat that record with Rukia."
The two young men stare. "WHAT!?"
Kisuke smirked. "What?"
Yoruichi breaks out into laughter as Ichigo and Sekai chase after Kisuke out of the shop.
Yui just sits there, pouring herself a drink from the tea pot and takes a sip from the filled mug. Then she looks to Yoruichi.
"This is delicious tea."