The Urahara Shop Computer
Disclaimer: Bleach and all its official characters, concepts, locations, etcetera is owned by Tite Kubo. I don't own anythign else relating to mangas and anime, games, music, tv shows and movies, and etcetera. All I own is my original character Sekai Ishtal.
Author's Note: If you don't laugh because of this parody of a hot sauce commercial, I'll be sad. Also, triple update in the same day.
Orihime's Red Hot
"I really cannot believe you were in charge of the cafeteria kitchens this week," said Tatsuki, staring at her friend who had one of her home-made lunches.
The schools will supply food for students who decide not to bring lunches from home, and this week at Karakura High, Orihime was in charge. So it would explain why the cafeteria today was half-empty...
"Makes me wonder how you can get away with some of your concoctions," Ichigo whispers to himself.
"What was that, Ichigo?" the busty teenager asks, looking at her best friend with a cheery smile.
"I'm wondering what you made for your lunch today," Ichigo said aloud.
"Oh? Well it's nothing too special. However I've recently found this brand of hot sauce from America." And from her school bag, she pulls out a small glass bottle filled with a fiery red-orange liquid sauce in it. "Frank's Red Hot. I've been putting this shit on everything."
Orihime's friends stare, in shock because Orihime casually said the s-word without a care in the world. And she is now dumping a copious amount of the fiery sauce on her bento's contents.