Post Script
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Letter Three:
To: Student Unknown, La Push Reservation High School
From: Isabella Swan, Forks High, Forks
Date: 4th September, 2005
Dear Al, as in Albert
Again, I hope this letter finds you well, crappy educators aside. I have a few dodgy teachers myself, but yours sound miserable.
Why do you think yourself more Quileute than not?
Yes, I've been to Navajo. I visit every summer, actually. It's very different to La Push, that's for sure. Washington will always be home though.
I wish the pale faces I went to school with are as into thrill-seeking as the reservation kids. Life would be a lot more interesting that way. Shit's boring in Forks.
What is your favourite novel/movie/game? Personally, I'm a sucker for Nicholas Sparks novels and movies starring Leo DiCaprio, Johnny Depp or Orlando Bloom. Also, I happen to think Super Smash Brothers is the shit, but each to their own, I suppose.
My favourite sport would have to be hockey - a girl really has to appreciate the way those men handle their sticks.
In all seriousness though, I do love hockey.
Do you have a particular preference for artistic form? Drawing? Painting? Something else…?
Until I hear from you
Smith, Jane Smith
ps. I really love the Paul Simon reference.
Letter Four
To: Student Unknown, Forks High, Forks
From: Jared Cameron, La Push Reservation high School
Date: 5th September, 2005
Smith, Jane Smith
I'm well and I hope you are too.
They're not too bad. I've gotten very good at self study, but I guess I'm just bitter. It'd be nice if I didn't have to learn from a textbook for a change.
I'm more familiar with my Quileute origins, is all. My mother isn't on good terms with the rest of her family, so she doesn't teach us much about the Quinault people. I guess I'd like to learn though.
So how is Navajo different, location and weather notwithstanding? I've never been out of Washington.
I could have told you that. The pale faces don't know how to have fun like we do. ;)
Your perv tendencies aside (and really?), I'd have to say my favourite book would be 'The Hobbit', my favourite movie would be Transformers (Megan Fox is a babe, and my favourite game would be Grand Theft Auto, any generation.
What can I say? I like to blow things up. Sue me.
I'm so proud. Blatant innuendos? My pen pal is a fucking legend. Even if you do like hockey. Which, by the way? Epic fail. Football all the way, dude.
I guess charcoal is my favourite medium, but I do use most everything except clay. Charcoal just speaks so much more to me than anything else.
Looking forward to your next letter, no matter how unmanly that sounds.
Al, as in Albert
ps. The James Bond reference is pretty badass, I have to say. But regardless, thank you, thank you very much.